I'll return to this.
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Ok, so who's on my map right now.
1) local girl. Talked to me tonight. I said something to her tonight and it was true. She pretended she was on the phone then all of a sudden, no she wasn't it was a beautiful play. Then those eyes, that face and that butt. Crushed - me. Baby where you do you all party at? Let's make it rain.
2) Not one but TWO strippers. One's actually really nice and tells me what to a little but knows I won't listen so I don't know if I'll see her again. I hope I do.She's so damn funny too. If I'm bad enough ( I always am) she implied that her big (female friend) could do me up the butt at a bachelor party and they'd all laugh. No.
Funny as heck though me all bent and hungover "I'm thinking about getting a tat on my calf in Japanese that represent family. She screams "Well make sure it doesn't say shithead!" I died. And still am. But she told me to dry off so I doubt I'll see her again. But I certainly hope I do.
3) This is the 2nd stripper. I was getting ready to make this cat in the hat move about the guitars and I knew it'd be bad. I knew. That was a total gangster move but it went well, everyone's happy and that's good. But at the time she rolled with me cause I knew it was about to do it just said she's the worst. I talked more retarded crap and said slap me when I'm a bad boy because I said so many partially retarded things but I was trashed (tipped everyone great, I always do). She slapped me so hard and harder. It was perfect and only ground more. I'll always treat them great. I left my earphones in there and found a slightly better pair on the corner when I came home tonight. Coincidence? I don't know. But thanks girls if that's so, I have 3 more pairs those were the jokie okie ones. My pockets when I'm in there can't handle the pro ones. I talked the most obnoxious stuff from to her (I'ma penetrate this girl on Thursday) and she will smack me hard then grind deeply then let my smooch that rack as I'm like wtf even came out of my mouth. It's LOL, but it's perfect for now. We both laughed and said have a good night.
4) Online girl. I'm being played and I know it. Throw me in a dumpster, I don't care. Smoking hot. She's doing the "I'll get back to him in a day or two thing. She's only #4 for now for now this can move to #1 easily". But she IS incredible.
Pushed off a couple flabbiess and they're fine, I understand. No thanks. I push 290 in the calves and yes I know I'm a little chubby but I'm working on it. Go away.
A lot more around now but I'm never pissed about the pretty flowers.
It's how it has to go.
Carryring all my new stuff from the car tonight and these younger girls were talking the funnies stuff I managed to not burst out laughing because that was ALOT of stuff. The blonde fluffed her hair.
Wait let's not forget the I think college girls the other day.
I was walking down the street the other day, hungry and I needed food. At the exact and I mean EXACT moment I walk by the one fluffs her hair and was incredible. The other one shows her phone to her like the fluff hair is trying to give her a good selfie and screams "YOU HAVE TO LOOK HOTTER THAN THAT!" I was about to turn around and say "Who are you trying to impress, Bono?" That's over. Otherwise she's good. Then I didn't because I'm no creep.
All I can say.
I would say Ugh but I don't feel that way.
It's good.
But, wow.
Damn ladies.
I love flowers.
Back to the club tomorrow unless something else happens first.
I don't know, I never do. This is all actually somehow real? What? I can't believe it either.
Thanks for subscribing fellas.
I'm drunk and a lot of spelling and punctuation errors. I'm a lush when I don't have to adult, they all know it.
Whatever.
Where are they all coming from?Comment -
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No please don't.
I need you here for these.
Wtf is all this?
Dude I can share with you when all is said and done, I swear.
I think I'm going to get tag teamed by bigirls soon.
That could be a good story.
Girls let's just get messed up, screw and throw everything everywhere somewhere else where the popo won't come at us for doing that. Toss me a beer bottle volleyball style and see me smash them like tosh but actually former almost pro volleyball stuff. We'll all be laughing so hard I swear. It's good. Let's just enjoy ourselves.Comment -
Wow i found someone who writes worse than me
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Steve. ship me some points for reading the entire post. Cool story hope these girls work out for you.Comment -
Boy's it's all actually all good.
But if #4 actually does it.
it's this.
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I don't know I don't think I have time for the strip anymore, it's strange - I don't think I quite get it.
I think I'll ditch that for a bit.
I just have to think.Comment -
What is the weekly strip joint budget for drinks, dances, tips, smokes ect ?Comment -
jerkoffs waste their time with womenComment -
im lostComment -
Steve good luck with your psychotic breakComment -
steve after reading this I am embarrassed to have once called you a friend
unsubscribing friendship
ill give you some points to buy water, maybe you can grow some ballsComment -
Expensive as fuk. There's this strip joint literally 5 minutes from me.... near Detroit Metro Airport. From the comments left on yelp from several customers.... they said you aren't allowed to sit at the front of the bar. It's restricted for only the dancers.
So if you just won a big wager... you're amped up.... and you want to see some T&A... you go to a strip club and you can't sit where the TV's are and watch sports and women??? And drink??? Mind you... the cost of one drink during the weekends is $12.00 and it's watered down. And you must buy at least 1 drink an hour... and they keep tabs on you.
Some comments said.... if you don't plan on getting a lap dance every hour... you're gone too. Unreal these fukking places.
You're better off going to Hooters to look at some
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wtf seems excessive for rulesComment -
Exactly. From what I heard it's Arab owned. They want the broke dik fukks out apparently? But, the comments listed say... they don't appreciate the good customers either. Sorry... but I'm not donating $200-$300 and rudely mistreated.
And valet parking is like $15.00... there's like a nice hotel like a block away and other stores that people have parked their vehicles by in an attempt to save the $15.00 + Tip. One yelp poster said... the valet guy saw me walking up to the club entrance and knew I parked my car somewhere else. Refused to let me enter unless I paid the $15.00 + Tip. This is some unreal stuff going on.Comment -
I only said this so they would come at me harder in case those earphones were actually them. Girls destroy me and carry me to my crib.
Home front girl though, wow. That was PRO.
It's all good boys. Have some chores and stuff to do then we see what's next and what's actually real.Comment -
Stevey your a sucker with women
I only do online like pornhub and a few other sitesComment -
I enjoy the warm soft cuddly gender as well. We are talking about girls, right?Comment -
I never understood point of going to strip club. you get screwed at the door, screwed on the drink price, screwed on the dances. Then, you go home with a hard on when you could have just stayed home, popped in a porno and had the same effect but at least have got off and saved your wallet to boot.Expensive as fuk. There's this strip joint literally 5 minutes from me.... near Detroit Metro Airport. From the comments left on yelp from several customers.... they said you aren't allowed to sit at the front of the bar. It's restricted for only the dancers.
So if you just won a big wager... you're amped up.... and you want to see some T&A... you go to a strip club and you can't sit where the TV's are and watch sports and women??? And drink??? Mind you... the cost of one drink during the weekends is $12.00 and it's watered down. And you must buy at least 1 drink an hour... and they keep tabs on you.
Some comments said.... if you don't plan on getting a lap dance every hour... you're gone too. Unreal these fukking places.
You're better off going to Hooters to look at some.Comment -
Pic from the SBR Party Boat Bash 2015Comment -
I'm not a sucker with girls. They deserve the best, always.
And when I have it I like to share. All I can say. This local one next door has me a little concerned. That huge smile as I'm struggling. Yes baby you can have anything you want I'll do your damn dishes and laundry. Just rub my back and whatever else you want to do and tell me all that man bs I have to do during the day is ok.
Tell me about your day. I'll tell you it's ok, I'll play you a song maybe write one for you and break bottles in the right alley if you show me where the heat isn't at for that for that.
It'll be ok.
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Be careful Stevie. My buddy just got robbed by strippers for $2500 on Saturday night.
Stevie, how many chicks you bang this summer?Comment -
That guy looks exactly how I picture brooksComment -
Ronald!!!! This thread is titled girls not boys!!!!!Comment -
Jesus. Believe this.
I can't believe I even just got to see this. That's front line. He's not mine.
Miracle grow. He's a deal too? Of course he is. He's my my meal too. Is he yours? No, he's mine.
Where does he end up? I can't believe that's green. Treat him badly, he gets badly. He gets f*cked up and ends up sadly.
But no He doesn't. He wasn't. Wtf was the name of his cousin?
Veggies. And Eggies. How is that flow so fresh.
Bottles. And models. On the other side off a Nissan throttle.
Cans, and Ez's van? How on the other side of that cow.
But pow. He wasn't. I wasn't. What's the name of my cousin.
But damn. He can. I didn't even see it coming.
Jesus. Believe this.
Wtf?Comment -
Steve are you related to Abe?Comment -
Did this local girl just slay (ashtray) me though?
Trying to keep up with the flow. That is NOT a ho.Comment -
Nah. That was a racist, and that's stinkin.
But that gets me thinkin. The world a little tight there?
I'll feel her more on me legs more.
Cause ya know the world has to grow, and some people have to Moe.
Them down. I'm a clown. In a town. Brown.
Bags with a new fresh beat. You want to meet peeps meet them on the street.
Up here. It's not clear. Who ever said it would be? So who are you. Who was she.
What was that, why. Now. Here. Have another beer.
Fear? That's ridiculous.Comment
