Would you bang Amy Schumer?

[captrobey]

what a freaken pu$$y for leaving a gap in the first place. I wish one of the "guys" would have gotten out of the car and she would have kicked their ass.

Funny on youtube video was disabled for comments . People must have grilled them for leaving that big of a gap then talking like they were. Plus that music lol.

[Auto Donk]

yep, that bitch only pulled that stunt because her read on them was they were pole smokers she could harass....

bitch jumped out in front of my car, she'd get the fuk outta the way quick, or her fat ass would be on my hood doing 0-60 in 5.4 seconds....

tho she'd receive a silver lining benefit of losing about 40 pounds, for when I slammed on the brakes, she'd keep going and roll on the pavement for at least 100 yrds, hte pavement grinding that fat off of her as she rolled

[stevenash]

Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
I'd slam her 8 ways to Sunday, not only that, I bet she gives mind numbing skull.
I'd splooge a map of Hawaii on her belly.

[Auto Donk]

steven, i assume you'll be poppin a handful of viagra before your little geography lesson on her belly....

i know it'd take at least 2 100mg for my crank to even budge while listening to her annoying ass get undressed

[stevenash]

steven, i assume you'll be poppin a handful of viagra before your little geography lesson on her belly....

i know it'd take at least 2 100mg for my crank to even budge while listening to her annoying ass get undressed

Easy solution, mute that thing with a butt plug in her mouth.

[Auto Donk]

Easy solution, mute that thing with a butt plug in her mouth.

preferably one plucked straight from seth rogen's ass

[Bostongambler]

If this is her, sure.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'm going to watch her live stand up tonight.

Free tickets, so what the fuk.

[packerd_00]

See if you can pick her up Dig.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

See if you can pick her up Dig.

Pack, if I fuk her you will be the first to know.

[xKMACKx]

No. I look at a case of Bud Light and get a headache now, because all I hear is her annoying voice in the back of my head.

[daneblazer]

28 gay posters on SBR

[packerd_00]

Pack, if I fuk her you will be the first to know.

Good man.

[SBRMAN23]

28 gay posters on SBR

More and more coming out each day. I wonder if Michael Sam posts on SBR...

[sshz]

One of my daughters good friends is Amy's closest friend and college roommate. I think she's a pig personally, and her weight appears to be way up lately. She's claimed to have banged 28 guys so far, next up would be 29 so prepare yourself for a cavern down there- don't get lost. LOL

[DiggityDaggityDo]

One of my daughters good friends is Amy's closest friend and college roommate. I think she's a pig personally, and her weight appears to be way up lately. She's claimed to have banged 28 guys so far, next up would be 29 so prepare yourself for a cavern down there- don't get lost. LOL

Thanks for the heads up, pal.

[SBRMAN23]

One of my daughters good friends is Amy's closest friend and college roommate. I think she's a pig personally, and her weight appears to be way up lately. She's claimed to have banged 28 guys so far, next up would be 29 so prepare yourself for a cavern down there- don't get lost. LOL

If you think 29 is a lot I guess you didnt ask any of the sluts you banged in college how many they were on? Im gonna guess >29

[pavyracer]

Is she hot?

[teaserpleaser]

28 would be a low number for a normal woman her age.

This broad multiply that by at least 4.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Is she hot?

Her pussy is smoking hot.

[THE_LOCKSMITH]

If this is her, sure.

[SBRMAN23]

Everybody has good and bad pics, plus she fluctuates in weight but this Amy I would def bang anything too much bigger idk but might make the pussy warmer when you get a thick girl u knw what i mean.

[TheMoneyShot]

I'd do her... but I think she's at the age now when she's only going to get bigger... and bigger... and bigger.

[SBRMAN23]

I'd do her... but I think she's at the age now when she's only going to get bigger... and bigger... and bigger.

True shyt TMS

[chipper]

She's really not that pretty BUT there's something about her that I find very hot. You just know she's a freakin' tiger in the sack.

[SBRMAN23]

She's really not that pretty BUT there's something about her that I find very hot. You just know she's a freakin' tiger in the sack.

Like she would get really drunk and suck the meat off your sausage yea i agree she has that look idk but thats what it screams to me

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'd do her... but I think she's at the age now when she's only going to get bigger... and bigger... and bigger.

Tonight at the show she said she dieted like crazy for the movie Trainwreck and she will never diet again.

She's definitely gained weight since that movie.

Oh, she also said her pussy usually smell that great. Lol

I'd still fuk her though I guess.

[slambam]

Does she come with mute button? She's an annoying whore, pass.

[Bostongambler]

Hahaha, then I'll pass.

[SBRMAN23]

Does she come with mute button? She's an annoying whore, pass.

Wouldnt the mute button be your dick in her mouth? Then when your done call her an UBER

[Koldazzice]

I would bang her mouth just to shut her up. She is lame and overrated and the whole I'm a fat whore self deprecating jokes are
so tired. If you want to listen to a good female comedian check out Nikki Glaser. She is cuter and has a hillarious podcast and
tv show with much more to offer than that overrated skank.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[BrickJames]

She is gross. Not funny. I dont get why she so popular.

[Fire in da hole]

She wouldnt be near top of many lists but I would give her quite the 45 seconds.

[BrickJames]

Wouldnt the mute button be your dick in her mouth? Then when your done call her an UBER

Call her an uberX and make her wait outside in the rain.