Would you bang Amy Schumer?

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  • Ra77er
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-20-11
    • 10969

    #36
    Oh no I would use a condom. She's looks fun and not self conscious about herself, would be amazing sex.
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    • El Nino
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-03-12
      • 18426

      #37
      Originally posted by Ra77er
      Oh no I would use a condom. She's looks fun and not self conscious about herself, would be amazing sex.
      This. She'd prob tell you a zinger as you gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.

      I wonder if her constant weight fluctuation is caused by the amount of semen in her belly.
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      • Ra77er
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-20-11
        • 10969

        #38
        Nino that's gross and the weight fluctuation can be due to a thyroid condition man. I have graves disease that shit is not cool. Brooke Burke had it too and let them cut her thyroid out but I refused that.


        OR MAYBE SHE LOVES THE HAMBURGERS
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81450

          #39
          Originally posted by The Giant
          Would she be telling me an off-color joke at the time?
          Giant if thats what it takes to get your shaft hard then yes.
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          • CWD
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-22-12
            • 7665

            #40
            starting to look like trainwreck just might be a hit
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            • CWD
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-22-12
              • 7665

              #41
              Originally posted by El Nino
              This. She'd prob tell you a zinger as you gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.

              I wonder if her constant weight fluctuation is caused by the amount of semen in her belly.
              the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

              is it her shat ? that could change things
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              • Ra77er
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-20-11
                • 10969

                #42
                Guys alabama hot pocket is hilarious sounding. No one really does that right?
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                • El Nino
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-03-12
                  • 18426

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Ra77er
                  Guys alabama hot pocket is hilarious sounding. No one really does that right?
                  I'm sure Loshak has done it with a post-op tranny.
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                  • Ra77er
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-20-11
                    • 10969

                    #44
                    That dude is hardcore then. I would have nightmares for years about the things he's done then.
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                    • Ghenghis Kahn
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-02-12
                      • 19734

                      #45
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                      • Ra77er
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-20-11
                        • 10969

                        #46
                        GK painting her in such a bad light. Sense of humor is very underrated.
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                        • Ghenghis Kahn
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-02-12
                          • 19734

                          #47
                          lol and alabama hot pocket is just jolly?

                          alabama hotpocket - shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube



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                          • adila1401
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-16-11
                            • 2014

                            #48
                            U wanna ask a bunch of degens if they would sleep with a woman who (I'm assuming is interested in this as well)

                            I call bs on those that said no..
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                            • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-08-14
                              • 14988

                              #49
                              Yes because she would likely take me out for breakfast the next morning because she is rich.
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                              • SBRMAN23
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 01-07-11
                                • 6906

                                #50
                                LMFAO MO good answer but she would prob rock your world and you would be asleep like a baby
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                                • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-08-14
                                  • 14988

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by SBRMAN23
                                  LMFAO MO good answer but she would prob rock your world and you would be asleep like a baby
                                  It is true she seems very ambitious and like she will want to get out of bed before 3PM which I do not like to do.

                                  I prefer lunch food anyways.
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                                  • TheMoneyShot
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 02-14-07
                                    • 28672

                                    #52
                                    I don't even know who this girl is? I must be living under a rock?
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                                    • TheLock
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-06-08
                                      • 14427

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by BigBallzz69

                                      standards are for guys that don't look like trolls and can pull good looking chicks
                                      I agree.
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                                      • gauchojake
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                                        • 09-17-10
                                        • 34116

                                        #54
                                        Nino, I want to personally thank you for the introduction of "Alabama Hot Pocket" to the SBR lexicon
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                                        • stevek173
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                                          • 03-29-08
                                          • 27598

                                          #55
                                          Yeah doggy style hard
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                                          • El Nino
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-03-12
                                            • 18426

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by gauchojake
                                            Nino, I want to personally thank you for the introduction of "Alabama Hot Pocket" to the SBR lexicon
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81450

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Ra77er
                                              Guys alabama hot pocket is hilarious sounding. No one really does that right?
                                              Only in the South, Razzer.

                                              Sick fuks.
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                                              • will2survive
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-26-09
                                                • 8099

                                                #58
                                                I actually ADORE her. She has a unique cute face with a cute little mouth. Also, a very funny comic. Hell yeah, love this girl.
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                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                  • 81450

                                                  #59
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                                                  • Snowball
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                                                    • 11-15-09
                                                    • 30058

                                                    #60
                                                    no way

                                                    skank !!
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                                                    • packerd_00
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-22-13
                                                      • 17812

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      Classy broad
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                                                      • stevek173
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                                                        • 03-29-08
                                                        • 27598

                                                        #62
                                                        The only way any posters here except maybe Opie or The Lock wouldn't bang her given the chance is blowing their load prior to insertion.
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                                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-30-08
                                                          • 81450

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by CWD
                                                          starting to look like trainwreck just might be a hit
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                                                          • DwightShrute
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 01-17-09
                                                            • 103435

                                                            #64
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                                                            • packerd_00
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 05-22-13
                                                              • 17812

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by stevek173
                                                              The only way any posters here except maybe Opie or The Lock wouldn't bang her given the chance is blowing their load prior to insertion.
                                                              Why because they somehow are better then us,piss off man
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                                                              • packerd_00
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-22-13
                                                                • 17812

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                                                Nice,I dont like Katie Couric uppity bitch
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81450

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Who is The Lock?
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                                                                  • FilletMaster
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-21-10
                                                                    • 1096

                                                                    #68
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                                                                    • packerd_00
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 05-22-13
                                                                      • 17812

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      Who is The Lock?
                                                                      The Don Juan of the board apparently
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                                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                                        • 81450

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by will2survive
                                                                        I actually ADORE her. She has a unique cute face with a cute little mouth. Also, a very funny comic. Hell yeah, love this girl.
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