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  • Da Manster!
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-13-07
    • 17720

    #100696
    Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
    None of you Caucasians would understand
    Why I'm not saying no names
    I stole the black man money because the black man poor...I stole the white man money because the white man gone...Now, the Negraah has several things on his mind...pork chops, fried chicken, collard greens, watermelon, and white women...we white folk eat good ole' cornbread and beans and run corporations but we ain't no match for Blue's vintage stag flicks from the newsgroups of the 80's featuring interracial porn and especially white skanky housewives getting their furry pussies inseminated by big black bulls...so typical of you COKKASIANS!!!...
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    • Fidel_CashFlow
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-03-12
      • 53970

      #100697
      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
      I was just drinking an ice tea and BOING.

      Reminded me of when I was a little kid and would get boners on the school bus. I think because the ride was so bumpy, not sure.
      Your dikk isn't big unless it curves, at least a slight amount
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      • Fidel_CashFlow
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-03-12
        • 53970

        #100698
        Originally posted by Da Manster!
        I stole the black man money because the black man poor...I stole the white man money because the white man gone...Now, the Negraah has several things on his mind...pork chops, fried chicken, collard greens, watermelon, and white women...we white folk eat good ole' cornbread and beans and run corporations but we ain't no match for Blue's vintage stag flicks from the newsgroups of the 80's featuring interracial porn and especially white skanky housewives getting their furry pussies inseminated by big black bulls...so typical of you COKKASIANS!!!...
        Ohhhhhhhh

        Way down under on that Chad ahoochie
        It gets hotter than a hootchie cootchie
        We laid rubber on a Georgia asphalt
        Got a lil crazy but we never got caught
        Talking bought cars.dreaming about women
        Never had a plan just living for the minute
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81454

          #100699
          Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
          Your dikk isn't big unless it curves, at least a slight amount
          It curves towards me, towards my belly, not sideways like a weirdo.
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          • KVB
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 05-29-14
            • 74817

            #100700
            Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
            Screaming out

            R.I.P to tha realest!!!!
            Yes, RIP...

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            • KVB
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-29-14
              • 74817

              #100701
              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
              It curves towards me, towards my belly, not sideways like a weirdo.
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              • Fidel_CashFlow
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-03-12
                • 53970

                #100702
                If over 6 inches buddy , there is a slight curvature
                Me and my fellow big dikk friends only know this
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                • DiggityDaggityDo
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-30-08
                  • 81454

                  #100703
                  Originally posted by KVB
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                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-03-12
                    • 53970

                    #100704
                    Originally posted by KVB
                    Yes, RIP...

                    Close
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                    • KVB
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-29-14
                      • 74817

                      #100705
                      Originally posted by Da Manster!
                      KVB,
                      First of all, I know you put a lot of work in your funds, markets, upset brackets, etc. when analyzing and handicapping games...Any way possible for you (using all of the information at your disposal) to list your best bets or locks for the week in both college and pro?...I might bet them straight up or sprinkle a little teaser on them...
                      Here's what I maintain, I believe the UPSET Basket is going to pop and would have had we not had 5 of 9 games get cancelled on Saturday.

                      And I believe the Visiting Dog Fund is still very sharp. But it just went 7-1 so be careful. You can see all the "sharp" plays to date here...



                      Parlays here are tough, teasers maybe a different story.

                      Here's the UPSET Basket...

                      119 11-Nov TOLEDO +115
                      141 14-Nov TCU +124
                      155 MIAMI +110
                      161 WISCONSIN -110
                      165 N'WESTERN -110
                      173 14-Nov CAL +155
                      177 AIR FORCE +150
                      197 BAYLOR -103
                      207 SMU +102
                      219 RICE -110
                      Here's the Visiting Dog Fund...

                      We lost Air Force in both Funds and it was the line from Vegas too. Fukk them.

                      The ATS/ML and contrarian pays come as the market matures. I will say this, if the UPSET Basket loses 3 or more right away, like the last couple of weeks, I might pour into the remaining plays but that's trading and done on Saturday. Something I also thought about doing by video.

                      The problem with parlays, even teasers, is that there's always a parlay killer in the mix.

                      Anything more than a two pick won't hit often, but will hit eventually.

                      Here's the upset basket, look at this chart. There is a far greater chance this Basket does well this weekend than not.




                      Look at that fukker, it's just begging us to take it.

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                      Last edited by KVB; 11-09-20, 07:18 PM. Reason: Fixed the Chart
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                      • KVB
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 05-29-14
                        • 74817

                        #100706
                        Originally posted by KVB
                        You on the game tonight? It's Jets or pass for me. No bet yet...
                        Welp, they steamed off the 10 in basically the last hour of trading.

                        I'm passing. There is far too much cat and mouse to unwind and sette. If the Jets take the lead early, I might consider NE Live.

                        Might.

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                        • KVB
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-29-14
                          • 74817

                          #100707
                          Also thinking about the Miami Dolphins +550 to win the division.

                          It's a two man race with Buffalo and surely Buffalo is trading high right now. At -750 all MIA has to do is make it close and we're in sell back territory.





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                          • KVB
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 05-29-14
                            • 74817

                            #100708
                            Always have to be careful leaning into Funds and not keeping the units straight. You never when you are going to get it backwards.

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                            • Fidel_CashFlow
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-03-12
                              • 53970

                              #100709
                              KVB I took under 42.5 (-115)

                              Laid off last nights game

                              Will either be 3-1 or 2-2 in this weeks NFL
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81454

                                #100710
                                Ron Jeremy got those moves.
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81454

                                  #100711
                                  Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                  KVB I took under 42.5 (-115)

                                  Laid off last nights game

                                  Will either be 3-1 or 2-2 in this weeks NFL
                                  I've got u42 and J-E-T-S team total u16.

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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81454

                                    #100712
                                    Love me some Frank Gore.

                                    For obvious reasons.

                                    Still love the old man.
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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81454

                                      #100713
                                      Flacco passes Joe Montana for all time passing yards.

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                                      • turtledoves
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 08-27-17
                                        • 3398

                                        #100714
                                        Originally posted by KVB
                                        I'm bumping this.

                                        Everyone knows I'm not doing this for attention, but I also know some numbers.

                                        So this post was intentional. I genuinely wanted to know something that guides my next steps. I guess I'm getting an anwer but technically and statistically this should be bumped a couple more times to be sure.

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                                        Next steps in increasing your profitability? One way is to automate more, freeing up time to spend on other profit making ventures.

                                        What can be turned into a computer program?

                                        Do you incorporate new advanced statistics as they are being introduced? I see new statistics from 2010 onwards in leagues like NBA, MLB.

                                        Your methodology might be new school, but are the tools you're using new school? Maybe compared to Sammy the Spread. How are major companies, big name players like turtledoves analyzing data? Maintain, collect, transform, analyze, what tools and patterns are others using? Maybe your tools and skillset are powerful enough. Maybe it's just not feasible to use other tools without collaboration.

                                        how do you quantify the effect of coaching? it shows up in stats obviously, but is there a way to isolate it?

                                        you can build predictions around active rosters with each player to account for injuries or missing players. you can also calculate a players value over replacement to account for a player missing using averages or other expectations around positions. how do you deal with injuries? How do you collect the data? hit the secret injury apis using league credentials?

                                        Any value incorporating fantasy/daily fantasy data into predictions?

                                        The real work is done in the off-season

                                        Gearing up for nba
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81454

                                          #100715
                                          Damn... Jets TT

                                          Fawk

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                                          • Fidel_CashFlow
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-03-12
                                            • 53970

                                            #100716
                                            All those points at the end

                                            Sorry Dags, fukks under backers for game too
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                                            • Fidel_CashFlow
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-03-12
                                              • 53970

                                              #100717
                                              Swear on everything I love in the world
                                              I was about to play Jets + 10 but got whiny over it charging my from -109 to -130 for half point lmao
                                              Convinced myself the under 42 ( which with 1 minute left before halftime was a 13-7 score...
                                              makes it all more painful
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                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-03-12
                                                • 53970

                                                #100718
                                                Shit Dags
                                                Just realized you are on the under 42 too

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                                                • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 12-03-12
                                                  • 53970

                                                  #100719
                                                  Then Nash comes in the room like , fukk that , if their both gone,I'm outty this MFer too

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                                                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 12-03-12
                                                    • 53970

                                                    #100720
                                                    All of that carnage above could of been avoided, if 2 low scoring teams didn't put up 10 points in last minute


                                                    Baby, baby
                                                    Where did our love go?
                                                    Oh, don't you leave me
                                                    Don't you leave me no more
                                                    I've got this burning, yearning yearning feeling inside me
                                                    Oh, deep inside me
                                                    And it hurts so bad

                                                    You came into my life
                                                    So tenderly
                                                    With a burning love
                                                    That stings like a bee
                                                    And now that I've surrendered
                                                    So helplessly
                                                    You know I believe
                                                    You want to leave me

                                                    Oh, baby baby
                                                    Where did our love go
                                                    Oh, don't you leave me
                                                    Oh, baby baby
                                                    Where did our love go?
                                                    Oh don't you leave me
                                                    Don't you leave me no more

                                                    You came into my life
                                                    So tenderly
                                                    With a burning love
                                                    That stings like a bee
                                                    And now that I've surrendered
                                                    So helplessly
                                                    You know I believe
                                                    You want to leave me

                                                    Baby, baby
                                                    Where did our love go?
                                                    Oh, baby baby
                                                    Don't you leave me no more
                                                    I've got this burning, burning yearning feeling inside me
                                                    Deep inside me
                                                    And it hurts so bad

                                                    Baby, baby
                                                    Where did our love go?
                                                    Don't you leave me
                                                    Don't you leave me no more
                                                    And now that I've surrendered so helplessly
                                                    You know, I believe you want to leave me

                                                    Baby, baby
                                                    Where did our love go?
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                                                    • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 12-03-12
                                                      • 53970

                                                      #100721
                                                      KVB
                                                      That crossover @ 4:20 in the video


                                                      ...
                                                      Last edited by Fidel_CashFlow; 11-09-20, 09:59 PM.
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                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                        • 81454

                                                        #100722
                                                        Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                        Swear on everything I love in the world
                                                        I was about to play Jets + 10 but got whiny over it charging my from -109 to -130 for half point lmao
                                                        Convinced myself the under 42 ( which with 1 minute left before halftime was a 13-7 score...
                                                        makes it all more painful
                                                        Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                        Shit Dags
                                                        Just realized you are on the under 42 too

                                                        Yeah man, I'm also on the under.

                                                        We are both bent dick bros.

                                                        We ride or die together.

                                                        I also almost took Jets +10.

                                                        In fact, in the BLM contest I took Jets +10 and Jets ML +350.

                                                        Need this under for real cash though.

                                                        #BDB4Life (Bent Dick Bros)
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                                                        • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 12-03-12
                                                          • 53970

                                                          #100723
                                                          my dikks not bent bro
                                                          just slightly crooked due to length and gravity taking over

                                                          sorry bout yours though , y0
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                                                          • KVB
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 05-29-14
                                                            • 74817

                                                            #100724
                                                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            Flacco passes Joe Montana for all time passing yards.

                                                            Here's the list before tonight's game...

                                                            Player Yds
                                                            1 Drew Brees 79,536
                                                            2 Tom Brady 76,969
                                                            3 Peyton Manning 71,940
                                                            4 Brett Favre 71,838
                                                            5 Dan Marino 61,361
                                                            6 Philip Rivers 61,358
                                                            7 Ben Roethlisberger 58,479
                                                            8 Eli Manning 57,023
                                                            9 Matt Ryan 53,932
                                                            10 John Elway 51,475
                                                            11 Warren Moon 49,325
                                                            12 Aaron Rodgers 49,199
                                                            13 Fran Tarkenton 47,003
                                                            14 Carson Palmer 46,247
                                                            15 Vinny Testaverde 46,233
                                                            16 Drew Bledsoe 44,611
                                                            17 Matthew Stafford 43,152
                                                            18 Dan Fouts 43,040
                                                            19 Kerry Collins 40,922
                                                            20 Joe Montana 40,551
                                                            21 Joe Flacco 40,464
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                                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-30-08
                                                              • 81454

                                                              #100725
                                                              Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                              my dikks not bent bro
                                                              just slightly crooked due to length and gravity taking over

                                                              sorry bout yours though , y0


                                                              Crook is a Middle English verb meaning "bend," which comes from the Norse for hook. So crooked means "bent out of shape or curving around sharply." A picture hanging diagonally on the wall is crooked, and so is a hunchback's spine.
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                                                              • KVB
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 05-29-14
                                                                • 74817

                                                                #100726
                                                                Yeah DDD, sorry to here about your banana dikk.

                                                                Think of the brightside...

                                                                I heard the girls like it, just think you can do that "come hither" motion in places that most guys can only do with their fingers.

                                                                Nomsayin'?



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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81454

                                                                  #100727
                                                                  Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                  my dikks not bent bro
                                                                  just slightly crooked due to length and gravity taking over

                                                                  sorry bout yours though , y0
                                                                  WAIT... Is your shit crooked like to the left or right?

                                                                  That would suck, man.

                                                                  You don't have like a boomerang cawk, right?
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                                                                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-03-12
                                                                    • 53970

                                                                    #100728
                                                                    sukks about Dags Bent dikk huh KVB
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                                                                    • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-03-12
                                                                      • 53970

                                                                      #100729
                                                                      Jets punishing us for not taking them
                                                                      THEY WERE IN MY FUKKIN BET SLIP READY TO CONFIRM
                                                                      would of felt like a 3-1 genius
                                                                      now I feel like a 2-2 idiot with a slightly crooked big penis
                                                                      glad its not bent though, always could be worse ehhh
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                                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                                        • 81454

                                                                        #100730
                                                                        Originally posted by KVB
                                                                        Here's the list before tonight's game...

                                                                        Player Yds
                                                                        1 Drew Brees 79,536
                                                                        2 Tom Brady 76,969
                                                                        3 Peyton Manning 71,940
                                                                        4 Brett Favre 71,838
                                                                        5 Dan Marino 61,361
                                                                        6 Philip Rivers 61,358
                                                                        7 Ben Roethlisberger 58,479
                                                                        8 Eli Manning 57,023
                                                                        9 Matt Ryan 53,932
                                                                        10 John Elway 51,475
                                                                        11 Warren Moon 49,325
                                                                        12 Aaron Rodgers 49,199
                                                                        13 Fran Tarkenton 47,003
                                                                        14 Carson Palmer 46,247
                                                                        15 Vinny Testaverde 46,233
                                                                        16 Drew Bledsoe 44,611
                                                                        17 Matthew Stafford 43,152
                                                                        18 Dan Fouts 43,040
                                                                        19 Kerry Collins 40,922
                                                                        20 Joe Montana 40,551
                                                                        21 Joe Flacco 40,464
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                                                                        Stock up on TP, KVB.

                                                                        If Flacco passes Moon we might have riots and shortages of TP.

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