Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
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I stole the black man money because the black man poor...I stole the white man money because the white man gone...Now, the Negraah has several things on his mind...pork chops, fried chicken, collard greens, watermelon, and white women...we white folk eat good ole' cornbread and beans and run corporations but we ain't no match for Blue's vintage stag flicks from the newsgroups of the 80's featuring interracial porn and especially white skanky housewives getting their furry pussies inseminated by big black bulls...so typical of you COKKASIANS!!!...
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Your dikk isn't big unless it curves, at least a slight amountOriginally posted by DiggityDaggityDoComment -
OhhhhhhhhOriginally posted by Da Manster!I stole the black man money because the black man poor...I stole the white man money because the white man gone...Now, the Negraah has several things on his mind...pork chops, fried chicken, collard greens, watermelon, and white women...we white folk eat good ole' cornbread and beans and run corporations but we ain't no match for Blue's vintage stag flicks from the newsgroups of the 80's featuring interracial porn and especially white skanky housewives getting their furry pussies inseminated by big black bulls...so typical of you COKKASIANS!!!...
Way down under on that Chad ahoochie
It gets hotter than a hootchie cootchie
We laid rubber on a Georgia asphalt
Got a lil crazy but we never got caught
Talking bought cars.dreaming about women
Never had a plan just living for the minuteComment -
It curves towards me, towards my belly, not sideways like a weirdo.Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlowComment -
Yes, RIP...Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
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Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
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If over 6 inches buddy , there is a slight curvature
Me and my fellow big dikk friends only know thisComment -
Originally posted by KVB
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CloseOriginally posted by KVBYes, RIP...
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Here's what I maintain, I believe the UPSET Basket is going to pop and would have had we not had 5 of 9 games get cancelled on Saturday.Originally posted by Da Manster!KVB,
First of all, I know you put a lot of work in your funds, markets, upset brackets, etc. when analyzing and handicapping games...Any way possible for you (using all of the information at your disposal) to list your best bets or locks for the week in both college and pro?...I might bet them straight up or sprinkle a little teaser on them...
And I believe the Visiting Dog Fund is still very sharp. But it just went 7-1 so be careful. You can see all the "sharp" plays to date here...
Parlays here are tough, teasers maybe a different story.
Here's the UPSET Basket...
Here's the Visiting Dog Fund...119 11-Nov TOLEDO +115 141 14-Nov TCU +124 155 MIAMI +110 161 WISCONSIN -110 165 N'WESTERN -110 173 14-Nov CAL +155 177 AIR FORCE +150 197 BAYLOR -103 207 SMU +102 219 RICE -110
We lost Air Force in both Funds and it was the line from Vegas too. Fukk them.139 14-Nov VANDERBILT +18 (-110) 141 TCU +3 (-110) 173 CAL +4.5 (-110) 177 AIR FORCE +7 (-110) 195 UTEP +5 (-110) 221 S MISS +8 (-110)
The ATS/ML and contrarian pays come as the market matures. I will say this, if the UPSET Basket loses 3 or more right away, like the last couple of weeks, I might pour into the remaining plays but that's trading and done on Saturday. Something I also thought about doing by video.
The problem with parlays, even teasers, is that there's always a parlay killer in the mix.
Anything more than a two pick won't hit often, but will hit eventually.
Here's the upset basket, look at this chart. There is a far greater chance this Basket does well this weekend than not.
Look at that fukker, it's just begging us to take it.
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Welp, they steamed off the 10 in basically the last hour of trading.Originally posted by KVB
I'm passing. There is far too much cat and mouse to unwind and sette. If the Jets take the lead early, I might consider NE Live.
Might.
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Also thinking about the Miami Dolphins +550 to win the division.
It's a two man race with Buffalo and surely Buffalo is trading high right now. At -750 all MIA has to do is make it close and we're in sell back territory.
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Always have to be careful leaning into Funds and not keeping the units straight. You never when you are going to get it backwards.
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KVB I took under 42.5 (-115)
Laid off last nights game
Will either be 3-1 or 2-2 in this weeks NFLComment -
Ron Jeremy got those moves.
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I've got u42 and J-E-T-S team total u16.Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
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Love me some Frank Gore.
For obvious reasons.
Still love the old man.Comment -
Flacco passes Joe Montana for all time passing yards.
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Next steps in increasing your profitability? One way is to automate more, freeing up time to spend on other profit making ventures.Originally posted by KVB
What can be turned into a computer program?
Do you incorporate new advanced statistics as they are being introduced? I see new statistics from 2010 onwards in leagues like NBA, MLB.
Your methodology might be new school, but are the tools you're using new school? Maybe compared to Sammy the Spread. How are major companies, big name players like turtledoves analyzing data? Maintain, collect, transform, analyze, what tools and patterns are others using? Maybe your tools and skillset are powerful enough. Maybe it's just not feasible to use other tools without collaboration.
how do you quantify the effect of coaching? it shows up in stats obviously, but is there a way to isolate it?
you can build predictions around active rosters with each player to account for injuries or missing players. you can also calculate a players value over replacement to account for a player missing using averages or other expectations around positions. how do you deal with injuries? How do you collect the data? hit the secret injury apis using league credentials?
Any value incorporating fantasy/daily fantasy data into predictions?
The real work is done in the off-season
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Damn... Jets TT
Fawk
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All those points at the end
Sorry Dags, fukks under backers for game tooComment -
Swear on everything I love in the world
I was about to play Jets + 10 but got whiny over it charging my from -109 to -130 for half point lmao
Convinced myself the under 42 ( which with 1 minute left before halftime was a 13-7 score...
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Shit Dags
Just realized you are on the under 42 too
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Then Nash comes in the room like , fukk that , if their both gone,I'm outty this MFer too
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All of that carnage above could of been avoided, if 2 low scoring teams didn't put up 10 points in last minute
Baby, baby
Where did our love go?
Oh, don't you leave me
Don't you leave me no more
I've got this burning, yearning yearning feeling inside me
Oh, deep inside me
And it hurts so bad
You came into my life
So tenderly
With a burning love
That stings like a bee
And now that I've surrendered
So helplessly
You know I believe
You want to leave me
Oh, baby baby
Where did our love go
Oh, don't you leave me
Oh, baby baby
Where did our love go?
Oh don't you leave me
Don't you leave me no more
You came into my life
So tenderly
With a burning love
That stings like a bee
And now that I've surrendered
So helplessly
You know I believe
You want to leave me
Baby, baby
Where did our love go?
Oh, baby baby
Don't you leave me no more
I've got this burning, burning yearning feeling inside me
Deep inside me
And it hurts so bad
Baby, baby
Where did our love go?
Don't you leave me
Don't you leave me no more
And now that I've surrendered so helplessly
You know, I believe you want to leave me
Baby, baby
Where did our love go?Comment -
KVB
That crossover @ 4:20 in the video
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Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlowYeah man, I'm also on the under.Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlowShit Dags
Just realized you are on the under 42 too
We are both bent dick bros.
We ride or die together.
I also almost took Jets +10.
In fact, in the BLM contest I took Jets +10 and Jets ML +350.
Need this under for real cash though.
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my dikks not bent bro
just slightly crooked due to length and gravity taking over
sorry bout yours though , y0Comment -
Here's the list before tonight's game...Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDoFlacco passes Joe Montana for all time passing yards.
<iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/FineGlossyFlatcoatretriever' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='524'></iframe>Player Yds 1 Drew Brees 79,536 2 Tom Brady 76,969 3 Peyton Manning 71,940 4 Brett Favre 71,838 5 Dan Marino 61,361 6 Philip Rivers 61,358 7 Ben Roethlisberger 58,479 8 Eli Manning 57,023 9 Matt Ryan 53,932 10 John Elway 51,475 11 Warren Moon 49,325 12 Aaron Rodgers 49,199 13 Fran Tarkenton 47,003 14 Carson Palmer 46,247 15 Vinny Testaverde 46,233 16 Drew Bledsoe 44,611 17 Matthew Stafford 43,152 18 Dan Fouts 43,040 19 Kerry Collins 40,922 20 Joe Montana 40,551 21 Joe Flacco 40,464 Comment -
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
Crook is a Middle English verb meaning "bend," which comes from the Norse for hook. So crooked means "bent out of shape or curving around sharply." A picture hanging diagonally on the wall is crooked, and so is a hunchback's spine.Comment -
Yeah DDD, sorry to here about your banana dikk.
Think of the brightside...
I heard the girls like it, just think you can do that "come hither" motion in places that most guys can only do with their fingers.
Nomsayin'?
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WAIT... Is your shit crooked like to the left or right?Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
That would suck, man.
You don't have like a boomerang cawk, right?Comment -
sukks about Dags Bent dikk huh KVBComment -
Jets punishing us for not taking them
THEY WERE IN MY FUKKIN BET SLIP READY TO CONFIRM
would of felt like a 3-1 genius
now I feel like a 2-2 idiot with a slightly crooked big penis
glad its not bent though, always could be worse ehhhComment -
Stock up on TP, KVB.Originally posted by KVB
If Flacco passes Moon we might have riots and shortages of TP.
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