Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

[KVB]

If you guys thought that previous brochure for Donkland was awesome, wait until you hear about new park opening next door.

It's Donkland's Adventure Land.

And they serve breakfast...

[KVB]

you missed the best one of all, fidel, some f'n tranny hung like a horse fukkin' a watermelon, with the view from behind her......

balls a slappin' on that melon's chin (at least I guess it was its chin, or maybe it was it's taint, I don't know watermelon physiology all to well, but either way, that f'n tranny was laying the f'n wood to that melon).....

Uh oh, here we go again.

[KVB]

In the typical Donkland equal opportunity fashion, Donkland's Adventure Land has that breakfast for guys too...

[KVB]

Don't forget to hit the Donkland's Adventure Land Gift shop too.

You won't find a Star Wars reenactment, but they do sell posters...



Commemorative T-Shirts too...

[KVB]

On the way into Donkland and Adventure Land, there's a hands on fruit stand, to get thinking about types of cereal.

They have good deals and you can really test before you buy...

[Auto Donk]

what the fuk is this mother fukkin' scuba diver doing with OctoMom's "vagina sign"?

[KVB]

Donk, I hope I've helped to convince Doves to bring the fam to Donkland this summer.

He mentioned caves, but I don't think I should show a picture of the Donkland Caves at SBR for fear it gets quoted. And he needs some surprises.

[Auto Donk]

I may dig into the archives today and release a photo of me in a compromosing position that has never been seen on sbr before.....

esentially, it's a Ford Modeling Agency babe from the MotherLand (england) sitting on my face getting off with my tongue buried inside her......

[Auto Donk]

that is some nice shit:




please tell me the application of black is NOT RACIST....

[Auto Donk]

In the typical Donkland equal opportunity fashion, Donkland's Adventure Land has that breakfast for guys too...

froot loops are to be eaten strictly from women's asses..... women, however, can take a relaxing fruit loop bath to get better acquainted with the fruity tasting tid bits that will soon be inside their back doors....

[KVB]

Fair enough, Donk.

But remember, we're trying to entice Doves and his "modern family" to take a trip.

[Da Manster!]

[KVB]

I really do wish I had separated those strategies in the Visiting Value Fund. It has nothing to do with performance, but more to do with it's aim against the closing line. They are very different. One play can be bought at the opener, but the other requires a threshold of volume. Unfortunately, that threshold is more like a range. At one point a judgement call is made but the strategy itself is tested against the closing line.

Making it good enough to post.

I need to catch up on results. I took some time off because posting can be a pain in the ass...lol.

[Da Manster!]

I really do wish I had separated those strategies in the Visiting Value Fund. It has nothing to do with performance, but more to do with it's aim against the closing line. They are very different. One play can be bought at the opener, but the other requires a threshold of volume. Unfortunately, that threshold is more like a range. At one point a judgement call is made but the strategy itself is tested against the closing line.

Making it good enough to post.

I need to catch up on results. I took some time off because posting can be a pain in the ass...lol.

KVB,
you are on the right track but what you fail to realize is the tangible markets don't always coincide with outside forces...in other words, the psychoanalytical approach of extreme variables won't always facilitate a means to perpetuate a true lock as we know it as it relates to gambling terms...as I told you before, the circumference of the earth multiplied by the number of times I've tongued punched Samantha's cinnamon ring will actually give you a true indicator of which way certain lines will move on certain games...if you keep this in mind, we all can make some good $$$ at this aggravating hobby of ours...

[KVB]

Well put Manster, well put.

The Visiting Value Fund has picked up...

611		7-Feb	BILL & MARY +9.5 (-105)
627			ODU -1 (-105)
635			WASH ST +15 (-105)
639			ARK ST +4.5 (-105)
693			IDAHO ST +3 (-105)
701			IDAHO +21 (-105)

Oh yeah!!!

Still listening to the jam above but I happen to know that at about 50 minutes we get a good one.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Blah blah blah

[Fidel_CashFlow]

How about I give you all yet another free winner in the NBA tonight ?

stfu and quit bugging me about it

I MIGHT post it shortly

[KVB]

Blah blah blah

[KVB]

How about I give you all yet another free winner in the NBA tonight ?

stfu and quit bugging me about it

I MIGHT post it shortly

[DiggityDaggityDo]

How about I give you all yet another free winner in the NBA tonight ?

stfu and quit bugging me about it

I MIGHT post it shortly

OMG... Yes PLEASE!!!

[Auto Donk]

Giant spinning ice disc in river in Maine. Apparently it forms at least once each winter.

perfect circular shape, eh?

I'm starting to see a trend here:

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Bingo

Told you, Donker.

[Auto Donk]

not sure exactly how the hell a babe can walk down a beach with a speculum fully gaped and act like well, uh, it's a simple walk down a fukkin' beach......




and trust me, although I put up only this PG-13 RATED photo of her, there are dozens of "other - rated" photos showing her wading round in the surf, taking IN gallons of water at a time, and on the beach showing that one of those dik drones could have practically landed inside her.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

What a fukking show off

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, she doesn’t have a bucket, so she needs a place to put her sea shells.

Problem solved.

[Auto Donk]

girl gets revenge:

[KVB]

OMG... Yes PLEASE!!!

Just watch DDD, this muthafukka gonna say OKC -13.5.

Just you watch and see.

This girl went through the whole OKC locker room while blindfolded. They all insisted they just fingered her, and somehow she believed them...

[Auto Donk]

question of the day:

what does a Ford Modeling Agency model look like sitting on La Donk's face?


answer:

[KVB]

lol Donk.

[KVB]

The NCAAB ATS/ML Fund has picked up...

607		7-Feb	PENN ST +7 (-105)
639			ARK ST +5 (-110)
644			ARIZONA -1.5 (-105)
667			W ILLINOIS +8.5 (-105)
672			E TENN ST -1 (-105)

Good Luck

A classic...

[turtledoves]

Is it how accurate you are? Or how inaccurate the books are?

you don't even need game stats to beat the market

[turtledoves]

i like to wipe standing up

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i like to wipe standing up

Me too.

[KVB]

Is it how accurate you are? Or how inaccurate the books are?

you don't even need game stats to beat the market

Different answers for different strategies, I suppose. But how you can you judge the book's inaccuracy if you don't have an idea of what could be accurate?

It's also how you look at it. Really, it's the inaccuracy of the marketplace that gets exposed and exploited. The bookmaker gets caught in the middle with his own agenda.

The market itself generates stats, results are stats, volume and percentage information are stats. What is produced on the court are stats. Together they make a mountain of info, some relevant, some not.

Those plays I make early, not that subset of Visiting Value or ATS/ML, but some Visiting Value and the Tech Fund, are using traditional stats to beat the market.

But the plays made later, like ATS/ML add that other information to get a decision.

ATS/ML Fund has been pretty much pushing the closer (crude comparison and otherwise) since posting in 2019, and it's on a losing trend...

Record	Date	NCAAB ATS/ML Fund	1 Unit	Closing	Beat	BTC ATS
ATS			per bet	Line	Closer?	Average
1-0	9-Nov	BGSU +19 (-105)	0.95	19	PUSH	0
1-1		DAVIS +4.5 (-105)	-1	3	Y	1.5
2-1		MARYLAND -13 (-110)	0.91	-14	Y	1
3-1		NC GREENSBORO +10.5 (-105)	0.95	10	Y	0.5
4-1		SAMFORD +7.5 (-105)	0.95	8	N	-0.5
5-1	10-Nov	KENT -3.5 (-105)	0.95	-4.5	Y	1
6-1		W CAROLINA +12 (-105)	0.95	12	PUSH	0
6-2	12-Nov	UC DAVIS +16 (-105)	-1	16	PUSH	0
6-3	13-Nov	XAVIER +1 (-105)	-1	-1.5	Y	2.5
7-3		NC GREENSBORO -7.5 (-105)	0.95	-8	Y	0.5
7-4	14-Nov	SETON HALL +8 (-105)	-1	7.5	Y	0.5
8-4	16-Nov	UCF -1 (-115)	0.87	-1	PUSH	0
9-4	18-Nov	COLUMBIA +3 (-105)	0.95	2	Y	1
9-5		PROVIDENCE +8 (-105)	-1	8	PUSH	0
10-5		CAMPBELL +2 (-110)	0.91	1.5	Y	0.5
11-5	19-Nov	RUTGERS -6 (-115)	0.87	-7	Y	1
12-5		N IOWA +3.5 (-110)	0.91	3	Y	0.5
13-5		XAVIER +9.5 (-110)	0.91	9	Y	0.5
13-6	20-Nov	W CAROLINA +10 (-105)	-1	9	Y	1
13-7	21-Nov	LONG BEACH ST +3 (-105)	-1	2	Y	1
13-8		LOUISVILLE +8 (-110)	-1	7.5	Y	0.5
14-8		ST MARY'S +6 (-110)	0.91	5.5	Y	0.5
15-8	22-Nov	DAYTON +12.5 (-105)	0.95	12.5	PUSH	0
16-8		BUTLER -13 (-105)	0.95	14	Y	1
17-8		UMASS +3 (-110)	0.91	2.5	Y	0.5
18-8	23-Nov	MARYLAND -9 (-115)	0.87	-9.5	Y	0.5
18-8-1		N IOWA +7 (-110)	0	6.5	Y	0.5
18-9-1		UMASS +14 (-105)	-1	14	PUSH	0
18-10-1		ARK ST +4 (-110)	-1	3.5	Y	0.5
19-10-1		CAL POLY +8.5 (-110)	0.91	8	Y	0.5
20-10-1	24-Nov	ND -5 (-115)	0.87	-5.5	Y	0.5
21-10-1	25-Nov	SETON HALL +5 (-105)	0.95	4.5	Y	0.5
21-11-1	27-Nov	LOYOLA CHICAGO +5 (-105)	-1	4	Y	1
22-11-1		TULSA -10.5 (-115)	0.87	-11.5	Y	1
23-11-1		PITT +11.5 (-105)	0.95	11	Y	0.5
23-12-1	28-Nov	MARYLAND +3.5 (-105)	-1	3.5	PUSH	0
23-13-1		ST PETER'S +26 (-105)	-1	25.5	Y	0.5
23-14-1		MONTANA +7.5 (-105)	-1	7	Y	0.5
24-14-1	1-Dec	CLE ST +16 (-105)	0.95	15	Y	1
24-15-1		PURDUE +6.5 (-105)	-1	6	Y	0.5
24-16-1		AIR FORCE +7 (-115)	-1	6	Y	1
24-17-1		N IOWA +4 (-117)	-1	3.5	Y	0.5
24-18-1		SIU EDWARD +11.5 (-116)	-1	10	Y	1.5
24-19-1	2-Dec	COLUMBIA PK (-105)	-1	0	PUSH	0
25-19-1	4-Dec	GEORGIA ST +8.5 (-110)	0.91	8	Y	0.5
26-19-1		N'WESTERN +5 (-105)	0.95	5	PUSH	0
27-19-1		ST PETERS +21.5 (-108)	0.93	20.5	Y	1
27-20-1	5-Dec	OHIO +11.5 (-105)	-1	11.5	PUSH	0
28-20-1	7-Dec	ST MARY'S -8 (-112)	0.89	-8.5	Y	0.5
29-20-1		ORAL ROBERTS +16.5 (-108)	0.93	16	Y	0.5
30-20-1	8-Dec	UNLV +7 (-105)	0.95	6.5	Y	0.5
30-21-1		WRIGHT ST +1 (-110)	-1	-1.5	Y	2.5
30-22-1		IL CHICAGO +11 (-108)	-1	11	PUSH	0
31-22-1	11-Dec	GA SOUTHERN +10 (-105)	0.95	8.5	Y	1.5
31-23-1	12-Dec	LSU +4 (-110)	-1	4	PUSH	0
31-24-1		PORTLAND ST +16.5 (-105)	-1	14.5	Y	2
32-24-1	13-Dec	MOREHEAD ST +6.5 (-105)	0.95	7	N	-0.5
32-25-1	15-Dec	MEMPHIS +8.5 (-105)	-1	8	Y	0.5
33-25-1	15-Dec	GEORGIA +3 (-105)	0.95	3	PUSH	0
33-26-1		KANSAS ST -12.5 (-105)	-1	-13	Y	0.5
33-27-1	17-Dec	SIU EDWARD +12 (-105)	-1	12	PUSH	0
33-28-1	18-Dec	CREIGHTON +6.5 (-105)	-1	6.5	PUSH	0
34-28-1		IPFW PK (-105)	0.95	-1	Y	1
34-30-1	19-Dec	E MICH +3.5 (-105)	-1	3	Y	0.5
34-31-1		MONTANA +8.5 (-110)	-1	8	Y	0.5
35-31-1	2-Jan	MD -1.5 (-105)	0.95	-2	Y	0.5
35-32-1		BUTLER -8.5 (-105)	-1	-9.5	Y	1
35-33-1		OK ST +4 (-105)	-1	4.5	Y	0.5
35-34-1		WYOMING +4.5 (-105)	-1	4.5	PUSH	0
35-35-1	18-Jan	ST JOSEPH'S +8.5 (-105)	-1	8	Y	0.5
36-35-1	4-Feb	LOUISVILLE +4.5 (-105)	0.95	5	N	-0.5
36-36-1	5-Feb	W MICHIGAN +5.5 (-105)	-1	5.5	PUSH	0
37-36-1		DUKE -23.5 (-110)	0.91	-24	Y	0.5
37-37-1		S CAROL +16 (-105)	-1	16	PUSH	0
38-37-1		VALPARAISO +7 (-105)	0.95	7	PUSH	0
39-37-1		FLOR ST +3 (-105)	0.95	3	PUSH	0
39-38-1		NC STATE +10 (-105)	-1	10	PUSH	0
39-39-1	6-Feb	E CAROL +5 (-105)	-1	5	PUSH	0
39-40-1		PROVIDENCE -5 (-110)	-1	-5.5	Y	0.5
39-41-1		COLO ST +12.5 (-105)	-1	12.5	PUSH	0
39-42-1	6-Feb	NEBRASKA -3 (-105)	-1	-3	PUSH	0
40-42-1		TEXAS -3 (-105)	0.95	-2.5	N	-0.5
40-43-1		MINN +2.5 (-105)	-1	2.5	PUSH	0
40-43-1		Total	-4.86		53-4-26	0.481928

Here's the running total since posting this season and the second column is the running average crude closing comparison, graph them at shows the market could be getting away from me...

Total	BTC ATS
Units	average
0.95	0
-0.05	0.75
0.86	0.833333
1.81	0.75
2.76	0.5
3.71	0.583333
4.66	0.5
3.66	0.4375
2.66	0.666667
3.61	0.65
2.61	0.636364
3.48	0.583333
4.43	0.615385
3.43	0.571429
4.34	0.566667
5.21	0.59375
6.12	0.588235
7.03	0.583333
6.03	0.605263
5.03	0.625
4.03	0.619048
4.94	0.613636
5.89	0.586957
6.84	0.604167
7.75	0.6
8.62	0.596154
8.62	0.592593
7.62	0.571429
6.62	0.568966
7.53	0.566667
8.4	0.564516
9.35	0.5625
8.35	0.575758
9.22	0.588235
10.17	0.585714
9.17	0.569444
8.17	0.567568
7.17	0.565789
8.12	0.576923
7.12	0.575
6.12	0.585366
5.12	0.583333
4.12	0.604651
3.12	0.590909
4.03	0.588889
4.98	0.576087
5.91	0.585106
4.91	0.572917
5.8	0.571429
6.73	0.57
7.68	0.568627
6.68	0.605769
5.68	0.59434
6.63	0.611111
5.63	0.6
4.63	0.625
5.58	0.605263
4.58	0.603448
5.53	0.59322
4.53	0.591667
3.53	0.581967
2.53	0.572581
3.48	0.579365
2.48	0.578125
1.48	0.576923
2.43	0.575758
1.43	0.58209
0.43	0.580882
-0.57	0.572464
-1.57	0.571429
-0.62	0.556338
-1.62	0.548611
-0.71	0.547945
-1.71	0.540541
-0.76	0.533333
0.19	0.526316
-0.81	0.519481
-1.81	0.512821
-2.81	0.512658
-3.81	0.50625
-4.81	0.5
-3.86	0.487805
-4.86	0.481928

[Auto Donk]

i like to wipe standing up

wipe????