Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

**KVB** · 02-08-19, 12:58 PM

Fuk, made a bunch of plays, got pulled away, didn't post.

Lines have moved.

So I will post this...

**KVB** · 02-08-19, 01:11 PM

Doves, I know you've probably heard more than you want to about Donkland but do know that they have tennis courts on the northside of Donkland's Adventure Land?

Just be ready, the resident tennis pro is a force to be reckoned with...

**KVB** · 02-08-19, 01:59 PM

The NBA Contrarian Fund has picked up...

516

8-Feb

MIA/SAC UNDER 217 (-105)

I also have 218.

**turtledoves** · 02-08-19, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Doves, I know you've probably heard more than you want to about Donkland but do know that they have tennis courts on the northside of Donkland's Adventure Land?

Just be ready, the resident tennis pro is a force to be reckoned with...

cover up, yuck!

**turtledoves** · 02-08-19, 02:09 PM

I only like dildos

**turtledoves** · 02-08-19, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

don't forget I just broke my right hand pinky to match the stud in the photo's pinky

people in texas probably break their fingers all the time to impersonate womanizers

**KVB** · 02-08-19, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by turtledoves

I only like dildos

Here you go, knock yourself out...

**KVB** · 02-08-19, 02:13 PM

Seriously, you can actually get knocked out...

**KVB** · 02-08-19, 02:14 PM

Anyone know what movie this came from?

Manster?
Maybe some kind of Driller Killer remake...

**KVB** · 02-08-19, 02:15 PM

While at Donkland, you just might run into the guy who runs the place, AutoDonk himself.

Some say he has special abilities...

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-08-19, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Hey Doves, if you make it to Texas and down to Donkland this summer, you can try the newest ride, it opens in April...

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-08-19, 02:47 PM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-08-19, 02:53 PM

Donker got a new truck.

I like it.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-08-19, 02:57 PM

**smokenjoke** · 02-08-19, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by turtledoves

cover up, yuck!

Originally posted by turtledoves

I only like dildos

**Da Manster!** · 02-08-19, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Doves, I know you've probably heard more than you want to about Donkland but do know that they have tennis courts on the northside of Donkland's Adventure Land?

Just be ready, the resident tennis pro is a force to be reckoned with...

damn I belched!...

**Da Manster!** · 02-08-19, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Dude, it was a fundraiser event and we were eating cheesecake at our table. I came prepared.

I wonder if Manster has seen the 1979 flick "The Driller Killer"...

Sorry KVB...I missed this post...might have to check this flick out...and the one DDD suggested a while back...I need brush up on my horror movies!...

**Da Manster!** · 02-08-19, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Fuk, made a bunch of plays, got pulled away, didn't post.

Lines have moved.

So I will post this...

while we are on the subject, I've always wondered why most guys get turned on by two females making out but yet most women find it absolutely repulsive when two guys do the same thing!...

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 02-08-19, 03:22 PM

Good luck fellas

**Da Manster!** · 02-08-19, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

damn I belched!...

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 02-08-19, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

fukkshit,I burped

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 02-08-19, 03:25 PM

I know a lot of Fly Me Ridahs are gone

but if you all remember poster Sunshine90

i think we we can all agree that DaManster

is about one half of a extra chromosome away from overtaking Sunshine’s spot on the roster

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-19, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

damn!...a straight up serious, no bullshit answer from you!...

...I was waiting for a response about her big, loose labia lips and cave entrance pussy or something like that!...

my experience of jamming plastic water bottles, glass vodka bottles (both liter size and 750 ml size), and a host of other items into a variety of vaginas and cinnamon rings has taught me that no woman, other than perhaps OctoMom, can shove an entire case of bottles, plastic or glass, into an eagerly waiting vent, anal or vaginal.....

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-19, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Hey Doves, if you make it to Texas and down to Donkland this summer, you can try the newest ride, it opens in April...

wow... I'm shocked that despite signing NDA's (non disclosure agreements) some skanks continue to take video / photos of things such as the "fluffer chairs" above (there are four of them outside my bedroom so babes can warm up for the bigger tool they'll come into contact and have to deal with in the master bedroom)....

nevertheless, there are a variety of tools/items that women can prep themselves prior to their 30 minute encounters (hey, have to have limits or they all won't get "some"), to be able to handle Big Tex..... aka Steel.... aka "OH MY GOD THAT'S SO F'N BIG".....

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-19, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Donker got a new truck.

I like it.

REMINDS me of my dining room table....

and my couches/hardwood floors:

and my bed itself:

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-19, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by turtledoves

people in texas probably break their fingers all the time to impersonate womanizers

no, we brake them in most instances when fisting babes..... especially on a babe with an ulta-tight "snap dragon" cinnamon ring......

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-19, 03:51 PM

operational hint:

always bang the bitch before you engage in carrying out her fantasy of watching you fuk a watermelon..... or else she'll pass on your sticky kahk and run off after you blast the melon with a load or two.....

**KVB** · 02-08-19, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

..."fluffer chairs"...

Literally on the floor laughing right now.

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-19, 04:03 PM

look who's back today:

EDIT:

+

(accidentally left the screen open with this in my home office, so it was up on screen all night, and now my cat -- who sleeps and prowls around all night in my office -- was doin' this this moring:

**KVB** · 02-08-19, 04:05 PM

Speaking of a family get away to Donkland, one thing's for sure, they teach em life lessons at a young age...

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-19, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Speaking of a family get away to Donkland, one thing's for sure, they teach em life lessons at a young age...

yes, just make sure he gets his mellon from the pile of melons labeled "Fresh" and not the pile labeled "used/filled"

**KVB** · 02-08-19, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

yes, just make sure he gets his mellon from the pile of melons labeled "Fresh" and not the pile labeled "used/filled"

Exactly.

Sometimes, after being tested thoroughly for quality, some watermelons never make it to that Fruit Stand I mentioned outside of Donkland.

The Donkland buyer just puts them back on the shelf...

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-19, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Exactly.

Sometimes, after being tested thoroughly for quality, some watermelons never make it to that Fruit Stand I mentioned outside of Donkland.

The Donkland buyer just puts them back on the shelf...

That looks like one I tested in the store, actually.....

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-08-19, 04:31 PM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-08-19, 04:34 PM

Can I play? I brought my own melons.