Look man, Opti was coked out of his mind and Daggles was running around trying to find penicillin. I told him that cat house was a bad idea but he doesn't listen. I've no idea who gave wolfie the anti venom.
I thought the third time that kid was going to show up with a gun.
Here's the kid a few years later. Bottom left.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Southwest Houston:<br><br>Robber with BB Gun vs Armed Customer (Uncensored Version) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FAFO?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw"># FAFO</a> <a href="https://t.co/RjJHOqQRkE">pic.twitter.com/RjJHOqQRkE</a></p>— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) <a href="https://twitter.com/SteveInmanUIC/status/1611863015313539072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >January 7, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65478
#155757
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
What about Elizabeth Hurley?
What about Danny Hurley?
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#155758
Originally posted by stevenash
What about Danny Hurley?
What about Danny Devito?
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65478
#155759
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
What about Danny Devito?
What about Danny Dimes?
When Buffalo busted that opening kick off back I thought Nantz was going to burst an artery and by my calculations he had multiple orgasms as well.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#155760
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Everything changes once you know what McCarthy and Gaetz were actually saying<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/118thCongress?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc %5Etfw">#118thCongress</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/KevinMcCarthy?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc %5Etfw">#KevinMcCarthy</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MattGaetz?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Et fw">#MattGaetz</a> <a href="https://t.co/8Yr7LCtioC">pic.twitter.com/8Yr7LCtioC</a></p>— Bad Lip Reading (@BadLipReading) <a href="https://twitter.com/BadLipReading/status/1611934183110365184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >January 8, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Didn’t Prince Harry say she took his virginity around like 2001 or something? Can you imagine losing your virginity to a 35 year old stacked & prime Liz Hurley?!?!
JFC…..
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#155763
Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
Didn’t Prince Harry say she took his virginity around like 2001 or something? Can you imagine losing your virginity to a 35 year old stacked & prime Liz Hurley?!?!
She told him, to give her 9" and make her bleed!!
He f\*\*k her 3 times and hit her in the nose!
It all took less than two minutes!
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65478
#155767
'Sup?
This thread took a vacation day?
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#155768
Sup?
This is about to go down
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65478
#155769
^
You sir know how to live.
You can relate to this Dags.
I just took one of those endless mudslide dumps.
You know the kind, you do your business, you take care of the paperwork, you're just about to pull the chain, and a second wave comes on, you sit back down, repeat process, and than a third wave...
The worst part of it all is after six wipings you still didn't get it all.
So I called out to Ally, "you need to see this"
Ally says to me, "Dude, if this involves your dookie, no, I really don't need to see this"
What's this world coming to Dags when nobody respects a really good dump any longer.
Oh, not for nothing.
TCU
+13.5
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65478
#155770
Originally posted by stevenash
TCU
+13.5
Not...even...close...
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#155771
At least you had a good shit, Nasher.
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slayer14
SBR Posting Legend
08-12-13
22010
#155772
That Liz Hurley would have got it back in the day
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Optional
Administrator
06-10-10
61407
#155773
Religious types from Texas calling themselves Horny Frogs. What could go wrong!
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hubie69
SBR Hall of Famer
09-16-10
7329
#155774
Originally posted by slayer14
That Liz Hurley would have got it back in the day
This
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65478
#155775
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
At least you had a good shit, Nasher.
When it's all said and done and there's nothing left to say or do, at the end of the day that's all that really matters.