Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

[Bostongambler]

Was on an airplane and flight attended was giving the flight instructions and she got to the point where she said "In case of an emergency stick your head between your legs" I looked at her and said if I could do that id never leave the house!!

Jackie, did you get her number?

[edawg]

Yes Fidels was a Hellman’s guy.

KVB always been a ranch guy.

He was in a ranch ad as a kid.




KVB, they knew right?

How come his right hand looks like it belongs to Rocky Marciano?

[jackpot269]

Jackie, did you get her number?

I tried buddy, but when I attempted the emergency procedure she suggested, she called the Air Marshell on me

[DiggityDaggityDo]

How come his right hand looks like it belongs to Rocky Marciano?

Did KVB grow up to be Mister Fister?

Wow… theres pics of him with the At&

[stevenash]

Was on an airplane and flight attended was giving the flight instructions and she got to the point where she said "In case of an emergency stick your head between your legs" I looked at her and said if I could do that id never leave the house!!

[stevenash]

Jackie, did you get her number?

[Bostongambler]

Your face is my case.

[stevenash]

^
You see the new commercials "Jackie" is doing for Snyder's pretzels?
Genius.

[stevenash]

Did KVB grow up to be Mister Fister?

Wow… theres pics of him with the At&

Is it true KVB used to be known as Joey Knuckles back in the day?

[wolfmanmeadows]

Cooper says woof-woof-bark

Which means "Thank you Wolfie"

He comes on like a dream, peaches and cream...
Wait a minute he's 19 not 16
Never mind

Thanks Cooper and Nasher, hope it was a good one

[wolfmanmeadows]

MLB Guaranteed Winners

20220706/NYM/CIN Under 9.5

[wolfmanmeadows]

Was looking into the PoopStick to see how it compares to the Squatty Potty. If you spend 35 minutes on the can reading Reddit, will your feet fall asleep like it does on the Squatty Potty? Whoever named that product though maybe should've consulted more marketing companies for search engine optimization considerations.

When you search PoopStick on Google Images (all one word) you get the product you are looking for



But if you search poop stick (space included), there are only disgusting results of feces and sticks.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

That turd looks like somebody who was using a colon cleanser.

[DwightShrute]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Assumption of the Risk. <a href="https://t.co/uaHslbYd2U">pic.twitter.com/uaHslbYd2U</a></p>&mdash; Dan Lust �� (@SportsLawLust) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsLawLust/status/1544497312168386560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >July 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[stevenash]

That turd looks like somebody who was using a colon cleanser.

That's Joey Chestnut's turd from yesterday.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

That's Joey Chestnut's turd from yesterday.

No, this is.

[stevenash]

No, this is.

I have that episode on tape, the greatest South Park episode ever.

They (pardon the pun) totally ripped Bono a second asshole in that one.

Poor Randy, all he wanted was to be the record holder for the world's biggest turd.
That's all he wanted out of life.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Macho Man?

RIP

[DwightShrute]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How to steal an ATM. <a href="https://t.co/uzLZL8kk9C">pic.twitter.com/uzLZL8kk9C</a></p>&mdash; Crazy funny Stuff (@crazyfunnystuff) <a href="https://twitter.com/crazyfunnystuff/status/1544668896938102785?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >July 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[stevenash]

Macho Man?

RIP

[DiggityDaggityDo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How to steal an ATM. <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/uzLZL8kk9C">pic.twitter.com/uzLZL8kk9C</a></p>&mdash; Crazy funny Stuff (@crazyfunnystuff) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/crazyfunnystuff/status/1544668896938102785?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >July 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Holy shit

[stevenash]

Holy shit

Hey Dags?
Can you keep a secret?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hey Dags?
Can you keep a secret?

No. But you should tell me anyways

[stevenash]

No. But you should tell me anyways

My real name is Letisha McPeanuts.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

My real name is Letisha McPeanuts.

[stevenash]

iCarly is one of the most underrated funniest shows of all time.

[Bostongambler]

My real name is Letisha McPeanuts.

I go by Tiger or Horse.

[stevenash]

I go by Tiger or Horse.

Would you like to hold Peter Penguin?

[Bostongambler]

Would you like to hold Peter Penguin?

From Pittsburgh?

[stevenash]

From Pittsburgh?

Would you?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Would you?

[stevenash]

Toes Daggles, toes.

[Bostongambler]

Would you?

Forever

[stevenash]

Forever

X 2

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Toes Daggles, toes.