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[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

House full of teenagers so I got them up early for a snack..



Happy 4th All!!!!

Breakfast of champions…..

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Leftover meatloaf, breakfast of champions.
That's what I say.

Fuk this, it's like 100 degrees outside, and it's only 7am.
I'm going back to bed, Tessie Dog gets it, she's all sorts of stretched out on the sofa with this shit eating grin on her little Tessie Dog face.
I'd be smiling too if I just ripped one like she just did.
Good girl, that Tessie Dog fart just made me cry, a regular tear jerker I tell ya.

How'd you like to be downwind of Joey Chestnut's toilet an hour after he scarfs down 76 wiener dogs?
Talk about heaven scent aromas.

Joey broke his own record last year, 76 dogs he ate.
Heritage has Chestnut -3300 to win the contest, 74.5 over/under (-150)
The "will Joey break his record of 76 footlong, red hot snappers eaten" Yes +185 No -235
How can you fade our champ?
Joey's riding a seven year win streak.

Be careful before you bet the total over 74.5 doggers Joey consumes.
He set the record last year indoors, the contest is almost always held outdoors in Coney Island,
COVID regulations forced the contest inside, the event is held outside again.
Shoving mass quantities of hotdogs in your face is scientifically easier inside a temperature controlled room than outdoors.
So the over 74.5 is not a lock, -3300 to win is a stone cold lock, 74.5 over, not so much.

There's your angle on how to bet this contest.
Joey to win and under 74.5

I wonder what Joey's toilet bowl looks like after he crunches a dookie right after eating a ton of hot dogs?
Oh, the humanity.







Joey Chestnut.
Real American Hero

Chestnut slid 73 hotdogs down his throat.

Nasher nailed this one

[stevenash]

^
Only 100 dollar max though.
But still

[DiggityDaggityDo]

^
Only 100 dollar max though.
But still

Nasher, would you spend your winnings for admission to see Chestnut’s next pooping session LIVE?

[stevenash]

Nasher, would you spend your winnings for admission to see Chestnut’s next pooping session LIVE?

Made 180 on two separate bets, I told Nathans I'd give them 100 to sniff the toilet seat.

One of the things on my bucket list, up there with playing in the WSOP is sniffing Joey's toilet.
That poop is like the Taj Mahal of all poops.

Picture Tessie Dog and Marvel's poops, multiply it by 1000, that's what it would smell like.

Joey is a god, a real American hero, next to my dad, my hero.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

This guy must have bet the over


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">JOEY CHESTNUT SENT THIS MAN INTO THE SHADOW REALM AND JUST KEPT EATING AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED ��<a href="https://t.co/uyqmo4EOD1">pic.twitter.com/uyqmo4EOD1</a></p>&mdash; Grayson Weir (@GsonJW) <a href="https://twitter.com/GsonJW/status/1544003630998917120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >July 4, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[KVB]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[KVB]

I be like...

[stevenash]

[KVB]

Didn't even know there was a Lemonade Chugging competition...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Badlands Booker’s burp IS America ���� <a href="https://t.co/H1FFWmxPhX">pic.twitter.com/H1FFWmxPhX</a></p>&mdash; Grayson Weir (@GsonJW) <a href="https://twitter.com/GsonJW/status/1543997213377953792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >July 4, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[KVB]

They said not to light the bottle rockets so close to building, we might catch a roof on fire...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Fourth of July 7am fireworks! ��<br><br>RIP Tutwiler <a href="https://t.co/Kivq0H6rpj">pic.twitter.com/Kivq0H6rpj</a></p>&mdash; Colton Houston (@Colton_Houston) <a href="https://twitter.com/Colton_Houston/status/1543932260461809667?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >July 4, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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How Tessie Dog chills on the Fourth.
Note the Tessie Dog head.



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[DiggityDaggityDo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Clayton Kershaw: wave enthusiast <a href="https://t.co/CmwJueU0lH">pic.twitter.com/CmwJueU0lH</a></p>&mdash; Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) <a href="https://twitter.com/BaseballQuotes1/status/1543790519851032576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >July 4, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[stevenash]

^
So cool, didn't know the LAD fans had it in them.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[stevenash]

^
You've been drinking today, haven't you?

[hubie69]

Reported for excess blubbery

Seconded

[stevenash]

Who wants steak burgers?

[BeatTheJerk]

How Tessie Dog chills on the Fourth.
Note the Tessie Dog head.



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Tessie Dog looking kind of lean there. Or is that just the angle Nasher ?

[stevenash]

Tessie Dog looking kind of lean there. Or is that just the angle Nasher ?

Little bit of both really.
She was getting a bit big so me, Deb, and Ally cut back on the noon snacks and just stuck to one big low fat Tessie Dog meal at 8pm.
She's down 8 lbs or so.
Cooper, the birthday boy, he's doing great.

Thing with Tessie Dog, I can stealth sneak food into my office/spare bedroom where I work, she'll always seek it out.
So she begs and begs for the scraps, usually I give in, but in reality the scraps really amount to nothing.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Who wants steak burgers?

About to work on:

Mac
Steaks
Dogs

[BeatTheJerk]

Little bit of both really.
She was getting a bit big so me, Deb, and Ally cut back on the noon snacks and just stuck to one big low fat Tessie Dog meal at 8pm.
She's down 8 lbs or so.
Cooper, the birthday boy, he's doing great.

Thing with Tessie Dog, I can stealth sneak food into my office/spare bedroom where I work, she'll always seek it out.
So she begs and begs for the scraps, usually I give in, but in reality the scraps really amount to nothing.

Great news Nasher I’m glad she’s healthier now. Although real hard not to give scraps & snacks to man’s best friend so I feel you.

[stevenash]

About to work on:

Mac
Steaks
Dogs

I missed Joey's record of 76 snappers today by 72.
I'm a lightweight.

The shrimpers went in like 20 minutes though.
44 dollars worth of shrimpers gone in a heartbeat.

[stevenash]

Great news Nasher I’m glad she’s healthier now. Although real hard not to give scraps & snacks to man’s best friend so I feel you.

Tessie Dog will eat snail shit in a tin can if I let her.

[stevenash]

About to work on:

Mac
Steaks
Dogs

Can I smell your poopy later?
Please.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Can I smell your poopy later?
Please.

Yes of course. I’ll ship you a bag. The first one is on the house.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Them mushrooms werent done. They’re back on the grill as we speak.

[stevenash]

Yes of course. I’ll ship you a bag. The first one is on the house.

Dude.
You do it RIGHT!

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

Yes of course. I’ll ship you a bag. The first one is on the house.

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[stevenash]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

What do you think his feet smell like?

[BeatTheJerk]

Yes of course. I’ll ship you a bag. The first one is on the house.

Steak & hotdogs my Daggles so kinky with it.

[stevenash]

What do you think his feet smell like?

Death.


What do you think Kayla's feet smell like?

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