Jake Jr. was at school one morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living
All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Shopping Cart Wrangler, etc, but little Jake was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Jake aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Jake, "He plays football for the Broncos but I was just too embarrassed to say."
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HERBJONES
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01-27-12
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#850
whats up fellas? hows everyone?
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smokenjoke
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#851
Jonez
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#852
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HERBJONES
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01-27-12
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#853
Originally posted by smokenjoke
Jonez
SMOKEN!!! my nikka! what up y0? how you been?
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HERBJONES
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#854
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HERBJONES
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#855
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HERBJONES
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#856
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HERBJONES
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#857
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HERBJONES
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#858
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HERBJONES
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#859
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#860
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Fidel_CashFlow
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12-03-12
53970
#862
Suppers Herb
Count
Smokey
You guys. That was quite possibly the best NBA finals game I have personally ever seen.
IM speaking with a lot of adrenaline right now so I will have to reconsider what I just said tomorrow maybe....
but holy hell. Got so dramatic Lebron James didnt even put the headband back on
Those offensive boards with under a minute left with forever haunt the spurs if they lose game 7 ...
FOREVER HAUNT
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Fidel_CashFlow
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12-03-12
53970
#863
I wonder who the feller that stole my handle from blankets.com and using it here is
him making his status say "Butthole" really shows how much they know about me
his avatar has me confused though
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HERBJONES
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01-27-12
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#864
sup
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Fidel_CashFlow
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12-03-12
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#865
Sup Herb
did you watch tonights finals ?
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pulledclear
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02-19-12
6684
#866
Good no call on Bosh at the end.
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HERBJONES
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01-27-12
4722
#867
sup y0? yeah got lucky with my heat 2nd half bet. good game nonetheless, i gotta say lebron is one whiny bitch. every fvkkin time dude misses a shot he lays on the ground lookin like hes about to cry, whinin to the refs about how he was fouled as everyone else runs down the floor for the next play
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Fidel_CashFlow
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12-03-12
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Fidel_CashFlow
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12-03-12
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#869
Originally posted by HERBJONES
sup y0? yeah got lucky with my heat 2nd half bet. good game nonetheless, i gotta say lebron is one whiny bitch. every fvkkin time dude misses a shot he lays on the ground lookin like hes about to cry, whinin to the refs about how he was fouled as everyone else runs down the floor for the next play
He def thinks a lot of himself dont he. Hate when he goes into those dramatics while play continues.
Bet your ass he wouldnt let any of his other teamattes consistently get away with those type of antics on the regular.
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Fidel_CashFlow
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12-03-12
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#870
Originally posted by pulledclear
Good no call on Bosh at the end.
Pulled.
stare at the center for 45 secs and then look at the back of your hand
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pulledclear
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02-19-12
6684
#871
DUDE What the penetrate is that!!!!!!!!!!!
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pulledclear
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02-19-12
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#872
MY SKIN IS MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pulledclear
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02-19-12
6684
#873
Democrats next Presidential nominee! Looks like we wont have to figure out how to get the spinner rims of Air Force One ba two ba three ba after all!
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Fidel_CashFlow
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12-03-12
53970
#874
PulledClear you need to stay off those Roids. They fukk up your body y0