I predict the world will end by 2011

[AGENT97]

hey pimike can you pay me before the world ends? thanks

[reno cool]

[quote=betplom;1320397]Mike, religion was invented as a way of controlling the masses and is 100% fiction, once you realize that you will be free.

simple enough.

[smitch124]

True points, but if the Bible is correct, those who believe are in good shape, those who don't aren't.

If it is somehow as you say 100% fiction, well then I lose nothing

So the key to salvation is hedging your bets?

Somehow I doubt that...

[Cloak & Dagger]

cloak and Ryan are in my prayers


http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/frame/

[Cloak & Dagger]

its ok mike...there are others like you

[Cloak & Dagger]

[quote=reno cool;1324040]

Mike, religion was invented as a way of controlling the masses and is 100% fiction, once you realize that you will be free.

simple enough.

you are convinced religion was invented cause george carlin said so?

lemme guess...you think the earth and people came from dust particles

[konck]

You Idiot,,,, the world wont end until the Lions win
Were all safe

[Ganchrow]

Out of curiosity, Mike, and with no disrespect intended, what if the world doesn't end by 2011?

Would it cause you to critically and rationally reexamine your existing belief structure?

Or would it cause you to make a few excuses and then soon declare that a different specified year will absolutely, positively, no-doubt-about-it herald the end of the world?

[pimike]

Out of curiosity, Mike, and with no disrespect intended, what if the world doesn't end by 2011?

Would it cause you to critically and rationally reexamine your existing belief structure?

Or would it cause you to make a few excuses and then soon declare that a different specified year will absolutely, positively, no-doubt-about-it herald the end of the world?

No matter what we need to be ready. In all likelyhood it looks promising. However if not I will still continue to trust and obey the BIBLE. Mr. Camping may be wrong, but if he is I need to let all know that I am in contact with.

[pavyracer]

I don't obey the Bible. I guess the world will not end for me in 2011.

[Cloak & Dagger]

I don't obey the Bible. I guess the world will not end for me in 2011.

you stare at the sun for long periods of time?

[pavyracer]

you stare at the sun for long periods of time?

Not obeying the Bible does not mean you go to hell if you believe that heaven doesn't exist.

[20Four7]

I can't go to hell I'm living it now.

[flyingillini]

Not obeying the Bible does not mean you go to hell if you believe that heaven doesn't exist.

You mean the book that has been passed on from generations? Screw that worthless book with scribbles in it. Unreal all the people that has brainwashed.

[SyndicateSnitch]

It can't be 2011 for the simple fact that the Bible states that there will be a 7 year tribulation period. During which , the Bible states that noone can buy or sell and there would be no monetary system at that time. So given the fact that it's 2008...and we are not in that system yet (which lasts for 7 years) kinda blows that theory out all together. However in either Ezekial or Daniel the Bible states that once Israel becomes a state of independance (I believe that happened in 1940) that "by no means shall this generation pass before the end" i.e. Armageddon , and the Bible CLEARLY states that the longest that a man can live (after the whole Noah's Ark debacle) is 120 years. Soooo, with that being said the UNDER / OVER on "The end of time" would
be around 2060 (hence 1940 +120 years give or take the "hook"). So yeah man, chill for the time being. It shouldn't be a surprise , the Bible said it will happen and it will happen. But before it does, I'd like to see da Bears get a decent quarterback before that time.I've been a Bears fan since 1965 and the last HOF quarterback that they had was Sid Luckman and that was about 60 flippin' years ago. Trust me , the Bears went through their Armageddon with the likes of Jack Concannon and Bobby Douglass. Just take care man,things are going to work out fine.

[Sledge187]

I like pancakes.

[wtf]

vince mcmahon

[bettilimbroke999]

I'm allin on the 2011 Super Bowl, thx for the heads up mikey

[ChampDog]

QUOTE" No matter what we need to be ready. In all likelyhood it looks promising. However if not I will still continue to trust and obey the BIBLE."
Eazy my Brother, First you need to actually read and understand the bible if you are going to try and sow seeds my friend.
I am afraid the only part of this parable that caught your eye was hundredfold.

I will still pray for you

[pimike]

Watch Please

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fKZTh95mk

Just at least listen to it.

[pimike]

Check this out short and sweet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeJ4aIPpW-s

[pimike]

Where almost there!

One Day is as a Thousand Years

God calls our attention to that year in a most compelling way. In II Peter 3:6, God speaks of the flood that destroyed the whole world in Noah’s day, and there we read:


Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
Then in the next verse, God speaks about the awful judgment that will take place at the end of the world. We read in verse 7:


But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

Immediately following these two verses, God makes a most curious statement in II Peter 3:8, where we read:


But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
What is the “one thing” that is in view when God says that He wants all the elect, who are the “beloved” of God, to be not ignorant of this one thing? It must be super-important, and God insists that they are to know this. This one thing has entirely to do with time.

God says, “one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.” Immediately we see that God is speaking of this one thing two times. That is, first, He declares, “one day is . . . as a thousand years.” Then He repeats this information by saying, “a thousand years as one day.” This further greatly enhances the importance of the fact that all true believers are to absolutely know that a day is a thousand years.



Thus, in Genesis 7, God is effectively saying that all of mankind in the whole world have seven days to get into the safety of Christ, who alone can save us from the wrath of God. But wait a minute. Did not God insist in II Peter 3 that we must absolutely know that a day is as a thousand years? Let us substitute 7,000 years for seven days. Therefore, effectively, God was telling Noah that all of mankind who would ever live in the whole world have 7,000 years to get into the safety of Christ, if they are to escape the wrath of God.


What year would be exactly 7,000 years after the flood of Noah’s day? Would you believe it! Long ago we learned that the flood occurred in the year 4990 B.C., and 7,000 years later brings us to the year 2011. Remember, we add the Old Testament years to the New Testament years and subtract 1 year, because there is no year zero.

4990 + 2011 - 1 = 7,000 years

Thus, we must understand that God is definitely declaring that He expects that all of the elect of God would absolutely know that the year 2011 is to be the end of the world.

The Final Five Months

But there is more to be said. We have learned that there is a five-month period of time that immediately follows the 8,400-day great tribulation period. What is happening during that time? This final five months that begins on May 21, 2011, is intensely focused on God’s salvation plan as well as on His judgment plan. We will discover that on the first day of that five months, which is May 21, 2011, all of the true believers are to be raptured to be forever with Christ. We will also discover it is the day when the judgment of hell begins for all of the unsaved.

In Revelation 9, the Bible speaks of a time when hell will begin on this earth. It encompasses a time of five months (verses 5 and 10). The chapter begins with the words that “the bottomless pit” (a synonym for hell), is opened and the smoke as of a great furnace came forth. At that time, those who had been convinced they were saved because they had been teachers and preachers of the Bible, but were not saved, and they had not been raptured, are still trying to teach their wrong understanding of the Bible. They are typified by locusts (verse 3), and are ruled over by Abaddon (destruction) and Apollyon (destroyer) (verse 11), and are hurting those who are living on the earth at that time. However, they are not to hurt those who have the seal of God on their foreheads.



As further proof that this date, May 21, 2011, is the date of the rapture, we discovered a most significant fact. According to the Biblical ceremonial calendar, May 21, 2011, is the 17th day of the second month. Precisely 7,000 years earlier, on the 17th day of the second month, according to the calendar used by Noah, God shut the door of the ark. We read in Genesis 7:1 and 4

The door will be shut for you too if you are not in Christ on May 11, 2011. I pray you take heed.

[Willie Bee]

Buddha bless you.

[AgainstAllOdds]

Make sure we hit something hard...I dont want to talk away from this piece of shit.

[pimike]

I loved All In the family, Great show

[Willie Bee]

It was a great show, couldn't get it or Sanford & Son on the air these days.

[pimike]

Make sure we hit something hard...I dont want to talk away from this piece of shit.

What?

[pimike]

It was a great show, couldn't get it or Sanford & Son on the air these days.

I was shocked to see Lavern and Shirley on yesterday.


They don't make them like they used to.

[mmike032]

Maynard also agrees. Whatever Maynard says is the truth.

the only way to fix it is to flush it all away......

[flyingillini]

the only way to fix it is to flush it all away......

You got that right.

[ryanXL977]

i predit the world will end by 2011
so im going to go post it and jabber about it in a ****ing gambling forum

jackass closet homos disgust me
just come out and be happy

[pimike]

i predit the world will end by 2011
so im going to go post it and jabber about it in a ****ing gambling forum

jackass closet homos disgust me
just come out and be happy

RYAN tralking about himself

[pimike]

You got that right.

[flyingillini]

I was talking about the Tool song, nothing else, look above.

[pimike]

I was talking about the Tool song, nothing else, look above.

Ok got it