those are pretty sick hads..
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he raised to 1200, and to call all in was 1600...so he raised half his stack, and you want him to fold to a reraise for basically the same amount? he was pot committedRight odds to call?????
Having almost the same chip stack as me, calling a shove with q9 are the right odds. lol You are obviously reading the hand wrong. who cares about that bad beat, everyone has seen it, it will never happen to him again. its not even a bad beat, just a shitty play. Had a royal flush over quads online too. *yawn*
but hey, what do i know, im just a winning player online
if its rigged, then why dont you start putting your money in with shitty hands?Comment -
I run so good.
Playing deep in tourney. Lose a big hand AA to 44 pre obviously.
Make my way back.
Lose a 200k pot QQ to AK, automatic Ace, no chance, I called it
Next hand, AQ < A9 , I already called pre flop that I would lose to lesser hand.
Ace come on the flop automatic again, river 9. So surprise.
Finish 56th out of 3000 + So fucken lame.
Every hand I lost, I would bet my life on them that they would lose.Comment -
You guys honestly tell me this is fucken random. This is like every other fucken hand.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [7s As]
*** FLOP *** [Ts Qs 5s]
Yay I flop the nut flush. Zero excitment, how will the fucken Jews at PS screw me now.
*** TURN *** [Ts Qs 5s] [Qd]
Here we go, we all know where this is going to go. Btw, not even slow playing it, I wanted to fold on the flop already.
*** RIVER *** [Ts Qs 5s Qd] [Ac]
The river changes nothing or does it...
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dumitruC: shows [Ad Ah] (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
Hero: shows [7s As] (a flush, Ace high)
How does a 98.18% hand lose over and over again.Comment -
People who say its volume, its bullshit.
It will be 120 hands are so, I only played 20 of them and only 7 of them I was all in.
So out of the 7 hands we get. 2 outer, 3 outer, a 1% hand winning, 3 outer, 1 coin fip lost, 2 wins.
Repeat 120 hands, repeat again, repeat.
I would love to bet on sports and hit +800, +700, + 9800 on such consistent basis. **** we'd all be millionaires in a week.
Too bad we all know that +200 doggie is pretty tough to hit.Comment -
Played another 2 mins, gut shot hits, gut shot hits, gut shot hits, flop nuts lose, flop nuts lose.
Lose coin flip, lose coin flip, lose coin flip, lose coin flip.Comment -
If you think online poker is rigged, then why do you play?
BTW, if it were live poker, you would be barred from the cardroom.Comment -
I'm not even in this hand, its just the same thing over and over again.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [3h Th]
*** FLOP *** [Qh 3d Ad]
*** TURN *** [Qh 3d Ad] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 3d Ad 9d] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
iluvtotilt: shows [Ah Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
Jonnie3: shows [As Kc] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
I'm just waiting for the 5th ace to come out.Comment -
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8h Kc]
*** FLOP *** [9h 2s Th]
*** TURN *** [9h 2s Th] [Ks]
Hero: bets 2970 and is all-in
HasDIZEL: calls 2860 and is all-in
shows [Qc 7h]
I wonder what will happen now..........
*** RIVER *** [9h 2s Th Ks] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [8h Kc] (a pair of Kings)
HasDIZEL: shows [Qc 7h] (a straight, Nine to King)
over and over and over again. I don't even need pick out hands, its hand after hand after hand, as I type this, 2 outer, 1 outer, 3 outer.Comment -
I was going to fold but its just a satty, love the case jack again lol
Dealt to Hero [Jc Ah]
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6s Jd]
*** TURN *** [Ac 6s Jd] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6s Jd 7s] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Jc Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
fazefbmk: shows [Js Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
I'm happy the penny loser won. He must have blew his load.Comment -
i dont get it
why do you keep playing then?
when i heard pacino in "2 for the money" say..."gamblers subconsciously want to lose their money", i didnt know what he was talking about...now i knowComment -
Imagine that, and all this after the flop. Top 2 pair, set, and case jack. Little surprised it was a rainbow flop. The harringbots and shills crack me up intentionally missing the point. When you showed a few hands, there wasn't enough of a sample. When you've given a long list, it's why do you keep playing? A couple even said both.
You gotta learn to make the big laydown K13.Comment -
its simple homie
no random things in all over the world
so, what about online poker
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I run so good, yeah he was semi-short, this is after losing with KK 6 times in a row
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qd Qc]
Hero: raises and is all-in
toonc48: calls and is all-in
toonc48: shows [5h 7h]
*** FLOP *** [4d 9s 8s]
*** TURN *** [4d 9s 8s] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [4d 9s 8s 6h] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Qd Qc] (a pair of Queens)
toonc48: shows [5h 7h] (a straight, Five to Nine)Comment -
Next all in, incase you don't think its rigged I already call the card before it comes. Would bet my whole life on it.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kc Ac]
Hero: raises 20588 to 24588 and is all-in
edubigboss10: calls 20588
Hero said, "go drown pork chop"
edubigboss10: shows [8h Ah]
Hero said, "8"
*** FLOP *** [Td 8d 7d]
Hero said, "**** you"
*** TURN *** [Td 8d 7d] [Th]
Hero said, "**** you"
Hero said, "**** you"
*** RIVER *** [Td 8d 7d Th] [3d]
Hero said, "**** you"
Hero said, "**** you"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
edubigboss10: shows [8h Ah] (two pair, Tens and Eights)
Hero: shows [Kc Ac] (a pair of Tens)Comment -
too small examplesComment -
Its every other hand, I wake up this morning *yawn*
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qd Qs]
Hero: raises and is all-in
jastrand: calls and is all-in
jastrand: shows [Jd Jh]
*** FLOP *** [Kc 4h 6d]
*** TURN *** [Kc 4h 6d] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 4h 6d 3c] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jastrand: shows [Jd Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero: shows [Qd Qs] (a pair of Queens)Comment -
Obviously this is to follow
We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat privilege for 1 month as a result of your chat on 2010/09/15Comment -
Its not a small sample, its every hand. I had zero chance here, zero. Would fucken bet 10k on this +700 dog.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Tc Ts]
pekman13: raises 5843 to 6643 and is all-in
Hero: calls and is all-in
pekman13: shows [Ah Th]
*** FLOP *** [Ac Js Ks]
*** TURN *** [Ac Js Ks] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Js Ks 4h] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Tc Ts] (a pair of Tens)
pekman13: shows [Ah Th] (a pair of Aces)Comment -
Why am I not happy to be a 70,80,90,95,99% fave?
Because I know I'm not.
Be happy to win 50%.Comment -
yes i agree itis standard....butthe players are all randomComment -
a one outer isn't a million to one underdog...just because something is a long shot doesn't mean it won't happen..90% favorite still means there is a 10% chance of losing so 10 out of 100 times you WILL LOSE
If fish could never win they wouldn't playComment -
How many 2 outers in a row do you think I can get hit with?
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Jc Jh]
Hero: raises and is all-in
ARR0CHA.N1: raises and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ah 8h Qc]
*** TURN *** [Ah 8h Qc] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 8h Qc 3d] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Jc Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
ARR0CHA.N1: shows [8d 8s] (three of a kind, EightsComment -
Good think this RNG is so predictably rigged, I can always win these hands.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [6s 7s]
Oceanbend: raises and is all-in
r0b3r24: raises and is all-in
Hero: calls and is all-in
skater3598: calls and is all-in
skater3598: shows [Qc Qs]
Oceanbend: shows [Jd Js]
r0b3r24: shows [Ad Ac]
*** FLOP *** [6d 8c 7d]
*** TURN *** [6d 8c 7d] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [6d 8c 7d Kc] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
skater3598: shows [Qc Qs] (a pair of Queens)
Oceanbend: shows [Jd Js] (a pair of Jacks)
r0b3r24: shows [Ad Ac] (high card Ace)
Hero: shows [6s 7s] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)Comment -
Random...
I would bet my life that gut shot would hit on the river. Russians are so fucken stupid, I hope they all drown and die in a smog. Btw, just woke up, first hand, full stacks, pre-all in. love it
Its awesome how easy it is to lose 80% ten times in a row all the time. Oh yea its one in a million.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kc Kh]
Hero: raises and is all-in
alexalex6: calls and is all-in
alexalex6: shows [7c 4c]
*** FLOP *** [6d 6h 8h]
*** TURN *** [6d 6h 8h] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [6d 6h 8h Qh] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
alexalex6: shows [7c 4c] (a straight, Four to Eight)
Hero: shows [Kc Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)Comment -
This is automatic hand after fucken hand after fucken hand. no need to pick anything out,
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ac Ks]
Hero: raises 5635 to 5835 and is all-in
taitime: calls 2550 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6c 8d 7c]
*** TURN *** [6c 8d 7c] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [6c 8d 7c 9d] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Ac Ks] (high card Ace)
taitime: shows [8h Ad] (a pair of Eights)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kh Kd]
agatka182: raises 2600 to 2800 and is all-in
Hero: calls 2600
agatka182: shows [Ah Th]
*** FLOP *** [Jd Ts Kc]
omg, I flopped top set, I'm so happy. yeah right, I have fucken zero chance to win this now
*** TURN *** [Jd Ts Kc] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Ts Kc Qs] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Kh Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
agatka182: shows [Ah Th] (a straight, Ten to Ace)Comment -
took a little break back to the streak of 2 outers, I'm hitting one in a billion odds weekly
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qh Qd]
Hero: and is all-in
rileyd323: calls and is all-in
ARMOC: shows [6h 6s]
*** FLOP *** [2h 6d 4c]
*** TURN *** [2h 6d 4c] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [2h 6d 4c 2c] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ARMOC: shows [6h 6s] (a full house, Sixes full of Deuces)
Hero: shows [Qh Qd] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)Comment -
2 hands later I get QQ again, all in pre, 3 outer.
I should just stop playing.Comment -
streak of 2 outers is not over.
1010 < 77
I've lost count by now.Comment -
Another reason I should stop playing, Kings are not even a coin flip, I have zero chance to win this. I'm not even happy to get Kings, it just means here we go again.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kd Kh]
Hero: raises 2335 to 3135 and is all-in
dalomashalun: calls
dalomashalun: shows [Ad Qd]
*** FLOP *** [7s Ts Qc]
*** TURN *** [7s Ts Qc] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [7s Ts Qc 9s] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dalomashalun: shows [Ad Qd] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Hero: shows [Kd Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Ace on the river for the millionth time. I already clicked off my screen because I know its coming.
Its so fucken unrandom.Comment -
Grouse thread. Registered purely to say how amazingly naive you are. Playing SNGs (highest variance form of poker) while getting it all in pre time and time again which again is super high variance. Expect swongs and gross beats or play cash and get to the river before stacking off and crying. Every single hand is hilariously standard in a big sample.Comment -
Hilarious Thread, one of the best I have read on SBR. This guy is too funny and is berating of players is classic!Comment -
Sounds like Poker stars to me!duhComment
