You think Online Poker is random.....

[B1GER1C828]

so you lose at poker and that makes its rigged? lol

variance...get used to it if your going to play. I'm sure when your 6-7 beats AA you don't think much of it, but when it happens to you, you bitch and moan.

[k13]

*yawn* keep it short and obvious, 2 minutes in

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8h 8c]
*** FLOP *** [Kc 5c Kd]
*** TURN *** [Kc 5c Kd] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 5c Kd 8d] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rumboon13: shows [Ks Kh] (four of a kind, Kings)
Hero: shows [8h 8c] (a full house, Eights full of Kings)


minute later


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Tc 6c]

*** FLOP *** [6h Jc Ts]
*** TURN *** [6h Jc Ts] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [6h Jc Ts 9c] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Tc 6c] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
Docando: shows [7d 8h] (a straight, Seven to Jack)

Avoid flush and hits a gut shot. Nothing unexpected.

[k13]

Good thing Kings have no chance on PS. Feel great here pre, behind and someone else has an ace too, feel confident.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ac Qc]
zip2z: raises 300 to 400
Hero: raises and is all-in
zip2z: raises 1290 to 2165 and is all-in
guibor: calls

guibor: shows [Jh Ah]
zip2z: shows [Kd Ks]

*** FLOP *** [3c As 7h]
*** TURN *** [3c As 7h] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [3c As 7h 4c] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
guibor: shows [Jh Ah] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
zip2z: shows [Kd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
Hero: shows [Ac Qc] (two pair, Aces and Threes - Queen kicker)


Atleast the RNG is consistent.

[k13]

done for the today, no point.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Jd Js]
Cheater514: raises 400 to 600
Hero: raises and is all-in
SirTech101: raises and is all-in
SirTech101: shows [5h 5s]
*** FLOP *** [5d Th Kc]
*** TURN *** [5d Th Kc] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [5d Th Kc 8d] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Jd Js] (a pair of Jacks)
SirTech101: shows [5h 5s] (three of a kind, Fives)


Bet my buddy the 5 was going to come. its so predictable.

Wished +800 dogs were so easy in sports.

[Abrcrom12]

You're not playing poker, you're just gambling. Every single hand you posted you're AI preflop.

[k13]

First hand to start... this was not random.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qh Kd]
*** FLOP *** [Jd 6s Ks]
*** TURN *** [Jd 6s Ks] [5d]
Hero: bets 411
tortugamorai: raises 411 to 822
Hero: raises 589 to 1411 and is all-in
tortugamorai: calls 589 and is all-in
tortugamorai: shows [5c 8s]


Here we go


*** RIVER *** [Jd 6s Ks 5d] [8h]

Wow, what Surprise.

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Qh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
tortugamorai: shows [5c 8s] (two pair, Eights and Fives)

[k13]

This is so fucken bullshit and unrandom.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Jc As]
joc0003au: raises 1130 to 1430 and is all-in
Hero: calls 1130

joc0003au: shows [7d 5d]

*** FLOP *** [Td 5c 7s]
*** TURN *** [Td 5c 7s] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [Td 5c 7s 7h] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Jc As] (a pair of Sevens)
joc0003au: shows [7d 5d] (a full house, Sevens full of Fives)


Next hand, another piece of shit trying to steal blinds. obvious result.



*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kd 6s]
suslik32: raises 1090 to 1390 and is all-in
Hero: calls 1240
suslik32: shows [5s 7s]
*** FLOP *** [3s 5h 4d]
*** TURN *** [3s 5h 4d] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [3s 5h 4d 4s] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Kd 6s] (a pair of Fours)
suslik32: shows [5s 7s] (two pair, Fives and Fours)



I run so good, should be chip leader playing for thousands, instead out like always with the better hand, hand after hand after hand after hand.

This is all in a row, next hand will be the same. I'll win one out of ten.

[k13]

Atleast I diden't lose

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qd Ac]
Hero: raises 6735 to 6985 and is all-in
xQ024: calls 6735
*** FLOP *** [Jd Js 9s]
*** TURN *** [Jd Js 9s] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Js 9s Ah] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
xQ024: shows [8s As] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero: shows [Qd Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)


Already quit for the day. No point in losing another 17 in a row with the better hand again.

[Daveyboy]

Somtimes it can be random and that frustrates me

[k13]

If its not a bad beat, its QQ vs KK sb vs bb or AK vs AA

[k13]

Ran AK into AA twice in 3 hands.

Great odds of that happenning.

[k13]

The magic starts as soon as you start the game...


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qc Ac]
*** FLOP *** [3c 4s As]
DEARK: raises 455 to 4705 and is all-in
Hero: raises 2746 to 7451 and is all-in
viccris: folds
DEARK: shows [7c Ah]

Lets wait for the river because we all know its going to be a 7


*** TURN *** [3c 4s As] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [3c 4s As 2d] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Qc Ac] (a pair of Aces)
DEARK: shows [7c Ah] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)

[k13]

So fucken rigged, last place on the bubble, work your bullshit.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Js Ac]
Hero: raises and is all-in
ben.pedersen: calls
ben.pedersen: shows [Jd Ah]

*** FLOP *** [5h 5c 6h]
*** TURN *** [5h 5c 6h] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [5h 5c 6h Jh] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ben.pedersen: shows [Jd Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
Hero: shows [Js Ac] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)

[k13]

Final Table, the automatic


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kc Kh]
freaknriver: raises 1200 to 2400
Hero: raises and is all-in
freaknriver: calls
freaknriver: shows [Th Ac]
*** FLOP *** [6d As 4h]
*** TURN *** [6d As 4h] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [6d As 4h Jd] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
freaknriver: shows [Th Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Hero: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)


Next Final Table, Run AK into AA for 7th time today. I've only played 1-2 hours.


The amazing thing. 4 games, 4 final tables, 1st place, 2nd place, 8th, 8th.

I suck.

[hunterwrot]

i have had some bad beats and some nights where i could do no right. try to keep the pots small and avoid giving a chance to draw out all in.

[k13]

Have AK run into AA again with an A on the flop.
First hand after a little break.

Beyond a joke.

btw, AK and AA are 1%.


8 times in 2 hours of play..............

[MadTiger]

It all evens out if you stick it out for the long run.

[k13]

Woke up this morning to the usual, might as well fold Kings pre, I see them, I'm like ****, I wish I'd never got them, i know what's going to happen,


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kh Kd]
Hero: raises 3350 to 3450 and is all-in
krzysiu88: calls and is all-in
krzysiu88: shows [Ac 6c]
*** FLOP *** [Qc 6h 8c]
*** TURN *** [Qc 6h 8c] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 6h 8c 5c] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
krzysiu88: shows [Ac 6c] (a flush, Ace high)
Hero: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)

[k13]

These are always great....


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kh Kd]
ALCOREZ: raises 80 to 100
juampa777: raises 100 to 200
Hero: raises and is all-in
ALCOREZ: raises and is all-in
juampa777: calls and is all-in

ALCOREZ: shows [Qc Qd]
juampa777: shows [Ac Ad]

*** FLOP *** [4c 3d 9h]
*** TURN *** [4c 3d 9h] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [4c 3d 9h 2c] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
ALCOREZ: shows [Qc Qd] (a pair of Queens)
juampa777: shows [Ac Ad] (a straight, Ace to Five)

[k13]

oh yeah, if you ever have a Flush draw on PS, never ever fold. Maybe 1% of the time its smart to fold.

[k13]

Lets end the day the same it always starts...

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qs Ah]
Hero: raises 2275 to 2475 and is all-in
faisco1: calls 2363 and is all-in
faisco1: shows [6c Ac]

*** FLOP *** [6s 6d 8c]
*** TURN *** [6s 6d 8c] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [6s 6d 8c 7c] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero said, "**** you"
faisco1: shows [6c Ac] (a full house, Sixes full of Aces)
Hero: shows [Qs Ah] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)

[k13]

Its too predictable....


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [As Ad]
kucomon: raises 75 to 125
Hero: raises and is all-in
kucomon: raises and is all-in
kucomon: shows [5c 5s]
Hero said, "straight"
*** FLOP *** [6h 7c 4s]
Hero said, "you suck ****"
*** TURN *** [6h 7c 4s] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [6h 7c 4s Kc] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [As Ad] (a pair of Aces)
kucomon: shows [5c 5s] (a straight, Three to Seven)

[k13]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qc Ah]
*** FLOP *** [5h Tc Ac]
*** TURN *** [5h Tc Ac] [As]
*** RIVER *** [5h Tc Ac As] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackthelad08: shows [5d Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Fives)


Automatic 3 outer but you notice all the aces come out again...

[k13]

But if know how this RNG works, this is what you do, love being an underdog...



*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [7d Td]
ShadeS42: raises 60 to 90
Hero: calls 90
DanielSun10: raises 340 to 430
ShadeS42: raises 1070 to 1500 and is all-in
Hero: calls 1410
DanielSun10: raises 75 to 1575 and is all-in

DanielSun10: shows [Ah Kh]
ShadeS42: shows [Qh Qs]

*** FLOP *** [Jc 3s As]
*** TURN *** [Jc 3s As] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 3s As 9s] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DanielSun10: shows [Ah Kh] (a pair of Aces)
Hero: shows [7d Td] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
ShadeS42: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
Hero collected 4530 from main pot

[daneblazer]

Whats the point in this thread? Anyone who plays any volume can spit out some hands where the underdog wins. Especially playing sng where players start shoving with any two cards.

[Congruency]

LOL

the first hand you posted, your opponent had the right odds to call

i didnt read anything else because theres no point

if you think your beats are bad, this guy is laughing at you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XunAlp2azhA

[kidk]

online poker isnt random

[k13]

LOL

the first hand you posted, your opponent had the right odds to call

i didnt read anything else because theres no point

if you think your beats are bad, this guy is laughing at you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XunAlp2azhA

Right odds to call?????

Having almost the same chip stack as me, calling a shove with q9 are the right odds. lol

You are obviously reading the hand wrong.

who cares about that bad beat, everyone has seen it, it will never happen to him again. its not even a bad beat, just a shitty play.

Had a royal flush over quads online too. *yawn*

[k13]

Seat 1: maimutoi (6870 in chips)
Seat 2: philjane (4655 in chips)
Seat 3: 1handin (5080 in chips)
Seat 4: nicole85514 (2870 in chips)
Seat 5: trader001 (2425 in chips)
Seat 7: Hero (3680 in chips)
Seat 8: ellythebiro (5790 in chips)
Seat 9: fuka1952 (4850 in chips)
fuka1952: posts small blind 200
maimutoi: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Js Jc]
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qd 3h]
*** TURN *** [Jh Qd 3h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qd 3h 8h] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nicole85514: shows [9s Qh] (a flush, Ace high)
Hero: shows [Js Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)


Yup, he had the right odds for anything. Its ok, fish on PS think A10 is fave over KK, which on PS it probably is anyway.

[fedtpels]

seems like you're on major tilt - maybe you should take a break until you get your chat back maybe and then start again. this is funny stuff.

[BarkingToad]

It's about the rake. K13 hasn't even mentioned the "action flops" where 3 people frequently have a big hand or draw on the same hand. Post 58 happens a lot more on line than live where all the aces are out. The one playing ace five had to connect big on flop to generate rake. The turn on ace meant no turning back for anyone.

For the shills that say they see the same thing happen in play money tables or tournaments at a particular site, it's all the same dealer for that online site..

[andywend]

K13,

The only thing worse than having to listen to poker players whining about their bad beats is when they include chat where they curse out other players at the table.

Sometimes bad things happen to bad people.

[1949]

all in all thats poker

[k13]

These are not bad beats, these are just predictable algorithem of the Random Number Generator. Its pathetic. Its hands like this where you zero chance to win.



*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Jd Jc]
filk800: raises 400 to 800
Hero: raises and is all-in
filk800: calls
filk800: shows [Tc Ah]

*** FLOP *** [9c Qd Ad]
*** TURN *** [9c Qd Ad] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [9c Qd Ad 7s] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Jd Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
filk800: shows [Tc Ah] (a pair of Aces)


I would have bet $10k I was losing this hand.

Anyone is welcome to come over and bet $100 on every all-in pre flop hand, I'll even give you a couple 5 equity.

Bring a lot of money cause you'll be losing a lot of +700 to me.

[k13]

K13,

The only thing worse than having to listen to poker players whining about their bad beats is when they include chat where they curse out other players at the table.

Sometimes bad things happen to bad people.

Yeah, too bad its not live. I would put them in a wheelchair.