You think Online Poker is random.....

[k13]

Check this out, hand after hand after hand....


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Js Jc]
nicole85514: raises 800 to 1200
Hero: raises 2455 to 3655 and is all-in
nicole85514: calls 1645 and is all-in
nicole85514: shows [9s Qh]

*** FLOP *** [Jh Qd 3h]
*** TURN *** [Jh Qd 3h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qd 3h 8h] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nicole85514: shows [9s Qh] (a flush, Ace high)
Hero: shows [Js Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero said, "**** you"



*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8d 2d]
Hero said, "i hope you ****en get cancer you ****ne german piece of ****"
Hero said, "go ****en die"
fuka1952: raises 400 to 800
nicole85514: calls 800
trader001: raises 1100 to 1900 and is all-in
Hero: calls and is all-in
nicole85514: calls
*** FLOP *** [2c 8c 7c]
Hero said, "go ****en drown"
*** TURN *** [2c 8c 7c] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [2c 8c 7c 9s] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
trader001: shows [Kh Kd] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
nicole85514: shows [Js Ks] (a pair of Deuces)
Hero said, "**** you"
Hero: shows [8d 2d] (a full house, Deuces full of Eights)

I can predict the cards...


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8c 8h]
trader001: raises 1770 to 2370 and is all-in
Hero: raises 245 to 2615 and is all-in
trader001: shows [Ad 6h]
*** FLOP *** [Qs Js 7d]
*** TURN *** [Qs Js 7d] [3d]
Hero said, "a"
Hero said, "a"
*** RIVER *** [Qs Js 7d 3d] [Ah]
Hero said, "a"
Hero said, "a"
Hero said, "a"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
trader001: shows [Ad 6h] (a pair of Aces)
Hero: shows [8c 8h] (a pair of Eights)



*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qc Kc]
Hero: raises 200 to 400
emajkej: raises and is all-in
Hero: calls
emajkej: shows [9h Td]
*** FLOP *** [7c 3s Kd]
*** TURN *** [7c 3s Kd] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [7c 3s Kd Qs] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
emajkej: shows [9h Td] (a straight, Nine to King)
Hero: shows [Qc Kc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)



Next AK < AQ Next blah blah


Love how 1 in a million odds happen every 5 mins. All I need is a couple hands.

Wish the lottery was this easy. So If I buy 10 lottery tickets I should win.

[k13]

Next hand 99 < 77


Next My chat is banned for a month.

[k13]

I can hit a million of these in a row if I wanted to

Dealt to Hero [Qc Tc]

*** FLOP *** [8s 5d Th]
ugafe: bets 600
Hero: raises and is all-in
ISntHeLoVeLy:
ugafe: calls
ugafe: shows [Kh Ac]
*** TURN *** [8s 5d Th] [Kc]


Its always the very next card


Be nice to even win 2 out of 10 when ahead.

[mrmarket]

The variance can be hard to stomach sometimes but as you play more hands the effects of it are diminished. You have to work through it or it will handicap you. If you go on tilt after these stop playing for awhile.

[Kaabee]

standard variance

[hunterwrot]

yea it sucks but it happens

[sinmiedo]

even live..........it is the nature of the game

[cappinthepigs]

I don't know, I've been taking a beating the last few days, at least 12 sucks of more than 8-1 shots. Hopefully it turns around soon

[k13]

Its not variance, I have over a million hands. Over 10 000 SNG's/MTT's played.


80% is more like 63-68% if even that.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Js Jd]
oceanwhs: raises 300 to 450
Hero: raises 3175 to 3625 and is all-in
oceanwhs: calls
oceanwhs: shows [Ts Td]
*** FLOP *** [2c 9s Kh]
*** TURN *** [2c 9s Kh] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [2c 9s Kh Th] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
oceanwhs: shows [Ts Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero: shows [Js Jd] (a pair of Jacks)

[k13]

If you guys have PokerEV, try it out, you'll see how good you "run"

[daneblazer]

Hero said, "i hope you ****en get cancer you ****ne german piece of ****"
Hero said, "go ****en die"
fuka1952: raises 400 to 800
nicole85514: calls 800
trader001: raises 1100 to 1900 and is all-in
Hero: calls and is all-in
nicole85514: calls
*** FLOP *** [2c 8c 7c]
Hero said, "go ****en drown"
*** TURN *** [2c 8c 7c] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [2c 8c 7c 9s] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
trader001: shows [Kh Kd] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
nicole85514: shows [Js Ks] (a pair of Deuces)
Hero said, "**** you"

Man, it's easy to feel sorry for this guy. He posted about 5 hands. I think that is a pretty fair representation of all hands played. After playing a million hands of rigged poker, you'd think one would quit.

[sinmiedo]

p can only say that if you are runnong bad, just quit for a few weeks and then comeback all refreshed, i took that advice and work.

[Czu81]

If u think online poker is rigged just quit or accept bad beats it's part of the game.

[smitch124]

Hero said, "i hope you ****en get cancer you ****ne german piece of ****"
Hero said, "go ****en die"

At least he is taking the losses with class and dignity

[k13]

Hands like these, you almost have 0% chance to win. Yeah it looks just like any other ace on the river. But if you know PS tourneys, you'd bet a million on this losing.


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qd Qc]
Hero: raises and is all-in
mikeuhr: calls
mikeuhr: shows [Td Ac]
*** FLOP *** [Ts 8c 6c]
*** TURN *** [Ts 8c 6c] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 8c 6c 6s] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mikeuhr: shows [Td Ac] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Hero: shows [Qd Qc] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)

This is not even a bad beat, if I had won, it would have been a bad beat.

[k13]

This is not play money

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8h 8c]
Kickerking87: raises 4190 to 4690 and is all-in
Hero: calls and is all-in
23032004: raises 4190 to 8880
XVXYWIN: calls and is all-in

Kickerking87: shows [Js Qs]
23032004: shows [3c Qc]
XVXYWIN: shows [Ah Jd]

I wonder who is going to win.....

*** FLOP *** [5s Tc Kh]
*** TURN *** [5s Tc Kh] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [5s Tc Kh 2c] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kickerking87: shows [Js Qs] (high card King)
23032004: shows [3c Qc] (a flush, Queen high)
Hero: shows [8h 8c] (a pair of Eights)
XVXYWIN: shows [Ah Jd] (high card Ace)



Obviously the penny loser with a -73% roi and bigger stack.

[k13]

random....


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ts Tc]
Hero: raises and is all-in
Baksoff: raises 780 to 1760
Baksoff: shows [6d 9d]

*** FLOP *** [Kd 2h 9s]
*** TURN *** [Kd 2h 9s] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 2h 9s 7d] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Baksoff: shows [6d 9d] (a flush, Ace high)
Hero: shows [Ts Tc] (a pair of Tens)

This is every 5 minutes, I had no chance here.


Coin flips. lol 50/50 yeah ok, I'll be happy to win 25%

I won't lose 5 in a row sports betting coin flips all year, but poker.....

[ChileCheese]

Just stick to play money bro

[EXhoosier10]

dont play online casino or poker

[oldstylecubsfan]

get holdem manager and see how rigged it is

[8ArIvd5]

don't go all in so much pre flop. if you want to gamble accept the loss. if you want to grind make them fold before showdown.

[jram68]

what poker site is that? not PS, they dont let u chat when someone is all in

[k13]

*yawn* Lets start the day with the usual


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ac Kh]
Hero: raises 200 to 300
KingKuba: raises and is all-in
foge44: calls
foge44: shows [Qs Kc]
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qh 6s]
*** TURN *** [Qc Qh 6s] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Qh 6s 5c] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
foge44: shows [Qs Kc] (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero: shows [Ac Kh] (a pair of Queens)


Next

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ad Qh]
TheNumber69: raises and is all-in
Hero: calls
TheNumber69: shows [Td Qc]
*** FLOP *** [Kc Kh 9s]
*** TURN *** [Kc Kh 9s] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Kc Kh 9s Jc] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Ad Qh] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
TheNumber69: shows [Td Qc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)



Thankfully I know how this bullshit works and how these aggro regs play.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8c 7c]
TheNumber69: raises 4400 to 4800
Hero: calls and is all-in
TheNumber69: shows [3s Qh]
*** FLOP *** [Kh 4d 3c]
*** TURN *** [Kh 4d 3c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 4d 3c 8h] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [8c 7c] (a pair of Eights)
TheNumber69: shows [3s Qh] (a pair of Threes)


I snap call, If you think this guy is a "loser", check his stats, this is poker of 2010.
Now I'm chip leader at Final Table.

I hate poker.

[k13]

Another hand where I could wish I could bet a million on... the rng has a such a obvious algorithm.


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qs Ad]
Bugziller: calls 150
Hero: raises and is all-in
Bugziller: calls
Bugziller: shows [8h 5h]
*** FLOP *** [Jh 8d 5c]
*** TURN *** [Jh 8d 5c] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 8d 5c 3s] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bugziller: shows [8h 5h] (two pair, Eights and Fives)
Hero: shows [Qs Ad] (high card Ace)


Yeah I knwo I'm not actually a big fave or anything but in reality my chances are almost zero. semi-short stack against big stack in a tourney. forget about it.

[k13]

Took a little break, first in.... variance my ass... I wished +700 dogs were so easy in sports betting. *yawn*


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kc Ks]
Hero: calls 20
dennis732: raises 1130 to 1150 and is all-in
Hero: calls
dennis732: shows [As 2c]
*** FLOP *** [Th 4d 7h]
*** TURN *** [Th 4d 7h] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Th 4d 7h Ah] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Kc Ks] (a pair of Kings)
dennis732: shows [As 2c] (a pair of Aces)


PokerStars rewarding another loser. KK are barely coin flips pre-flop.

[k13]

Aces always come, I had zero chance in this coin flip, the very next all in against the same piece of shit. Oh yeah Germans run better than everyone on PS.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [5h 5d]
dennis732: raises 1000 to 1050 and is all-in
Hero: calls and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4s 7s Qd]
*** TURN *** [4s 7s Qd] [As]
*** RIVER *** [4s 7s Qd As] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [5h 5d] (a pair of Fives)
dennis732: shows [8c Ad] (a pair of Aces)

[k13]

I find it amazing that being 50-80% fave makes me almost a zero % fave in majority of situations.

don't worry when I have Ax against a pair, I sure won't be fucken winning.

Just get AK , lose

Next hand AK, lose again

amazing.

Only played 5 minutes.

[k13]

Get AK again and run into AA, great odds of that.

Great odds of getting KK, AK, AK, AK, in 20 hands.

Fucken joke.

[k13]

They have these hyper-turbos on right now for a short time on PS.

I'm going to lose every hand all in pre for sure.

Already lost 5 in a row with the best and only played 5 hands. 2 minutes.

[k13]

This is so fucken bullshit.

AQs vs A9

automatic loss basically for the fucken whole tourney.

its amazing how bad you can run for 100 000 hands in a row.

[k13]

Yeah, this is random....

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [6h 6s]

*** FLOP *** [Jc 5h 6d]
*** TURN *** [Jc 5h 6d] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 5h 6d 9c] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [6h 6s] (three of a kind, Sixes)
testreet2010: shows [Ac 7h] (a straight, Five to Nine)



*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [7d 9c]
*** FLOP *** [5d 7s 8s]
*** TURN *** [5d 7s 8s] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [5d 7s 8s 9s] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [7d 9c] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
jaymoney03: shows [Qh Jd] (a straight, Eight to Queen)


None was so played, all already in on the flop

[HauntingTheHoly]

@k13

I'm not all over online poker lately, played more back in the day. I hear about player saying things like "-73% roi" all the time. And I know there are programs like sharkscope that.....do something. Do these programs data mine ALL the pokersites and allow players like yourself to investigate your opponents? What can you tell me about this?

Oh, and sorry for your luck. God is indeed ******* you over right now. That stuff used to happen to me all the time too, but it pissed me off so much I made a deal with the devil and it worked! I'm a winning player now.

[k13]

its a fucken joke, piece of shit shoving my blind, the obvious result.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [As Jh]
Luis_F7: raises 1486 to 2086 and is all-in
Hero: calls
Luis_F7: shows [3d Ts]
*** FLOP *** [4s 3h 3c]
*** TURN *** [4s 3h 3c] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [4s 3h 3c Ac] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Luis_F7: shows [3d Ts] (three of a kind, Threes)
Hero: shows [As Jh] (two pair, Aces and Threes)

Next one will be the same. I run beyond good.

[k13]

Its automatic...


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ad Jd]
sak04: raises 1430 to 2030 and is all-in
Hero: raises 515 to 2545 and is all-in
sak04: shows [5d Ah]
*** FLOP *** [5c Td Kd]
*** TURN *** [5c Td Kd] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [5c Td Kd 4h] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Ad Jd] (high card Ace)
sak04: shows [5d Ah] (a pair of Fives)

[FazzersGirl]

Ugh!!! Online poker can be so damn frustrating!!!