List of top SBR POKER VILLAINS

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 11-07-13, 04:04 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

caught u looking boeing

tt... we want to like you... we want to accept you

tt... PLEASE START ACTING NORMAL

**spiritocenty** · 12-11-13, 12:57 AM

Interesting thread

I vote for that guy hocker216

**Auto Donk** · 12-11-13, 09:49 AM

I guess if I get my ass kicked off this site, i'll come back as "ghostofauto"

**GUMMO77** · 12-12-13, 02:42 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

tt... we want to like you... we want to accept you

tt... PLEASE START ACTING NORMAL

**Mitchell88** · 12-12-13, 10:16 AM

the dealer is the biggest villain at sbr

**daneblazer** · 12-12-13, 11:41 AM

Hockey & Auto catching most of the heat now.

We're overdue for a BigBlue, er Lou sighting on SBR Poker

**hockey216** · 12-12-13, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

Hockey & Auto catching most of the heat now.

We're overdue for a BigBlue, er Lou sighting on SBR Poker

someone doubles up off me off cooler or suckout when playing heads up, quits the very next hand, and then i'm the asshole.

I love it.

**Optional** · 12-12-13, 07:56 PM

You could have already been the asshole before being hit n run on.

Just sayin.

**mikejamm** · 12-13-13, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by spiritocenty

Interesting thread

I vote for that guy hocker216

Bump'in your old threads now Centy douche? We knew you couldn't stay away. This place is like crack to you!

Hey, turn pro and get back in the games. I'm sure you can vpn your way in, just like the 'ol days!

**daneblazer** · 05-25-14, 08:58 AM

Bobbywaves taking heat in stride now

**bobbywaves** · 05-25-14, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

Bobbywaves taking heat in stride now

Indeed, I embrace my new villain role.

Update the rankings Cent.

**Auto Donk** · 05-25-14, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Indeed, I embrace my new villain role.

Update the rankings Cent.

This comes as no surprise to anyone here, you like getting pounded by men......

**bobbywaves** · 05-25-14, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

This comes as no surprise to anyone here, you like getting pounded by men......

Have you made any leaderboard yet? I can't seem to find you Donkey:

SBR Forum - Sports Betting Talk - Sportsbook Review Forum

http://www.sbrforum.com/poker/

Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...nt.html?slf=36

**Auto Donk** · 05-25-14, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Have you made any leaderboard yet? I can't seem to find you Donkey:

SBR Forum - Sports Betting Talk - Sportsbook Review Forum

http://www.sbrforum.com/poker/

Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...nt.html?slf=36

been on everyone one of em since i joined this site u fn' donk..... I'd be on this one but for the doomswitching Ive taken.... probably be on it next update given that i added 900 plus points this past week..... 3d on the board last fall overall, where was ur donk ass? 25th in the triatholon..... I'll be there soon, gayboy!

**bobbywaves** · 05-25-14, 01:35 PM

Everyone of them, except for the 2 boards I posted.

You've been here only 8 months newbie, doomswitch is a convenient excuse for your poor play.

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-25-14, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

been on everyone one of em since i joined this site u fn' donk..... I'd be on this one but for the doomswitching Ive taken.... probably be on it next update given that i added 900 plus points this past week..... 3d on the board last fall overall, where was ur donk ass? 25th in the triatholon..... I'll be there soon, gayboy!

Don't worry AD, it's apprent to everyone except bobby that you're the superior player. Bobby's proven the only way he can finish top 10 is if he's the only one playing

**Auto Donk** · 05-25-14, 03:20 PM

8320 on the year btch... and be glad the 3 firsts and 2 seconds, and a bunch of other cashes on sat/sun trnies don't count toward that total, or id be leading the sbr yearly poker bd...... and, under the theory of "what have you done for me lately," I've doulbed the no. of cashes that you have as of late, ol ye of the limp wrist! 8-4, bitch!

**bobbywaves** · 05-25-14, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

Don't worry AD, it's apprent to everyone except bobby that you're the superior player. Bobby's proven the only way he can finish top 10 is if he's the only one playing

So everyone else on the leaderboard isn't really playing according to you. How is that possible?

**rufflesmuncher** · 05-25-14, 09:17 PM

just out of curiosity... why does anyone care what anyone else thinks of anyone lol?!?!? sure u can go ahead and mention stiffs that would help other people not to get stiffed... but the rest of this none sense?!?!? i dnt get why u guys care lol! And I'm pretty sure rudyrue is gnna see this and go on a little rampage that I'm scared of him lol kudos BRA

**bobbywaves** · 05-25-14, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

8320 on the year btch... and be glad the 3 firsts and 2 seconds, and a bunch of other cashes on sat/sun trnies don't count toward that total, or id be leading the sbr yearly poker bd...... and, under the theory of "what have you done for me lately," I've doulbed the no. of cashes that you have as of late, ol ye of the limp wrist! 8-4, bitch!

If weekends counted, I would be playing them & beating you by even a wider margin...9680 on the year bitch.

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-25-14, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

So everyone else on the leaderboard isn't really playing according to you. How is that possible?

It's possible because they're decent poker players (unlike yourself) who don't need to try very hard to beat you. If some of these guys or others were trying their hardest, you'd never even have a glimpse of the leaderboard

**rufflesmuncher** · 05-25-14, 10:22 PM

how does one play poker and not try?!?!

**daneblazer** · 05-25-14, 10:31 PM

The weekend tournaments on SBR may be the weirdest structured tournaments you'll ever play. Just a bizarre format there...

**Auto Donk** · 05-25-14, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

If weekends counted, I would be playing them & beating you by even a wider margin...9680 on the year bitch.

9-4 bitch....... hell, i'll even let u count your little charity badges..... 9-6, bitch!!!!

**bobbywaves** · 05-25-14, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

It's possible because they're decent poker players (unlike yourself) who don't need to try very hard to beat you. If some of these guys or others were trying their hardest, you'd never even have a glimpse of the leaderboard

Ruflesmunch beat me to the punch

... he took the words right out of my mouth.

**bobbywaves** · 05-25-14, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

The weekend tournaments on SBR may be the weirdest structured tournaments you'll ever play. Just a bizarre format there...

True, one of the reasons I don't play.

**rufflesmuncher** · 05-26-14, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Ruflesmunch beat me to the punch

... he took the words right out of my mouth.

hahah well I'm glad i wasn't the only person thinking that

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-26-14, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by rufflesmuncher

how does one play poker and not try?!?!

Have you ever played poker here? I mean, it's rhetorical because you have a badge and all...maybe you just weren't paying attention? Or maybe you're just not familiar with the concept of effort as a discrete, non-binary quality? We expect that kind of nonsense from bobby (who has to try as hard as he can just to be mediocre), not a good category to lump yourself in with

Originally posted by bobbywaves

True, one of the reasons I don't play.

The other reason being there isn't a 500% overlay so you can actually win more than a couple points on average?

**bobbywaves** · 05-26-14, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

9-4 bitch....... hell, i'll even let u count your little charity badges..... 9-6, bitch!!!!

If I cared about badges, I would easily have way more than you. Have fun with your badges, while I finish ahead of you in the poker standings chump.

Broke dikk fukks like you can't afford giving to charity, since you're a charity case yourself.

**rufflesmuncher** · 05-26-14, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

Have you ever played poker here? I mean, it's rhetorical because you have a badge and all...maybe you just weren't paying attention? Or maybe you're just not familiar with the concept of effort as a discrete, non-binary quality? We expect that kind of nonsense from bobby (who has to try as hard as he can just to be mediocre), not a good category to lump yourself in with

im not with you on this one. The only way you can not try when you play is by just calling or just folding. Every other aspect requires an effort of thinking lol... anyways doesn't matter enjoy your bashing hope its fun and entertaining enough to be costing you your time

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-26-14, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by rufflesmuncher

im not with you on this one. The only way you can not try when you play is by just calling or just folding. Every other aspect requires an effort of thinking lol... anyways doesn't matter enjoy your bashing hope its fun and entertaining enough to be costing you your time

Shrug, can't be any more clear; per the original statement, these people aren't trying very hard...didn't say they weren't trying at all, and if you're going to be literal, calling and folding are still "trying"

Therefore, bragging about beating people who aren't trying to win the $0/0 points up for grabs is pretty ridiculous, especially if you're getting beat by a handful of people who aren't trying (very hard).

I'm not sure if you misunderstood or just misread, but there ya go. We all waste our time with various things (and playing poker for slices of pizza definitely qualifies as a waste in most eyes!) but yes, I do enjoy the bobbo-bashing. If you try it you'll see why it's so fun: unlike regular bashing, bobbo is infinitely adaptable, constantly striving to be wrong in a different way...when it comes to poker the guy is an eternal fountain of stupid

**Auto Donk** · 05-26-14, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

If weekends counted, I would be playing them & beating you by even a wider margin...9680 on the year bitch.

really???? your pussy fahggit ass refused to play me heads up in omaha or holdem..... what a f'n joke u r!!!!! the only thing growing by a "wider margin" is ur gaping manhole, u wimp! you talk a lot of shit, but u can't back any of it up you f'n coward!!!!!

**TheCentaur** · 05-26-14, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

True, one of the reasons I don't play.

Here's another reason you won't play

Dealer: thecentaur has joined the table.
Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
bobbywaves: I want 2 flip 20/hand
Dealer: Waiting for more players...
Dealer: bobbywaves is back.
Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
Dealer: Waiting for more players...
thecentaur: I am not rolling over lets play
bobbywaves: I want 2 flip 20/hand
thecentaur: do u want to play? Im not flipping
bobbywaves: I have rollover
thecentaur: I dont

**bobbywaves** · 05-27-14, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

you talk a lot of shit, but u can't back any of it up you f'n coward!!!!!

Backed up right here, & obviously this jackass is nowhere to be found on the board: http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...te.html?slf=36

**bobbywaves** · 05-27-14, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

Here's another reason you won't play

Dealer: thecentaur has joined the table.
Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
bobbywaves: I want 2 flip 20/hand
Dealer: Waiting for more players...
Dealer: bobbywaves is back.
Dealer: Game will start in 10 seconds...
Dealer: Waiting for more players...
thecentaur: I am not rolling over lets play
bobbywaves: I want 2 flip 20/hand
thecentaur: do u want to play? Im not flipping
bobbywaves: I have rollover
thecentaur: I dont

Here's the reason you have 19 pts & a poker ROI of 1.2, compared to my 6.