A question that is the key to winning at online casinos

[warriorfan707]

Ok, so we have established that the answer is no.

So depending on the time you log into the server, the cards will be different.

Different means sometimes the cards dealt will be a winning hand, sometimes the cards dealt will be a losing hand. This is indisputable.

Now no shit we have no idea what time will yield which cards and that we can never get a pattern out of it. Thats not what I am saying you apes.

All I am saying is it should then be theoretically possible to log in "at the right time" and get dealt a good hand. Once again, I say THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE.

After all, if the cards dealt at different times are different, it would be foolish to assume that they will ALWAYS BE LOSING HANDS.

NOW DO YOU RIDICULOUS FUKKING RETARDS SEE WHAT IM SAYING OR STILL YOU DONT????? IF YOU DONT, JUST SHUT THE FUKK UP AND GO DUNK YOUR HEAD IN THE TOILET, DONT BOTHER COMMENTING HERE.

[SpreadSniper]

word to the wise retards out there.....

if you insist on playing in an online casino (slots/BJ/etc) I suggest you create an account, make initial deposit and reap the rewards from the first time around..... I've played and watched my old lady play these fukkin things to the tune of 10's of thousands of dollars.... The only way you can "successfully" play an online casino is a "hit and run".... funny part about the "run" is they usually force you to keep your money in the account for a week or some shit.... why do you think that is???

Cause they know your weak degenerate ass (more times than not) is gonna dump it all back....

They also know if you are sitting in the comfort of your own home and DONT have a good first experience with their "software" then why would you re-up? competition is stiff and I've seen my old lady turn a couple hundred into a couple thousand on her initial deposit numerous times.... I've also watched her (ive pissed away a lot as well) take a cool 3g's and turn it into "what the **** was I thinking" in less than 2 hours.

So, if you insist on playing these fukkin things, I suggest playing, winning and cashing...... The first night of "playing" is usually the one and only "good" time.... so dont "chase" or think that the world bends to your liking.

I told these exact (ya, sure, exact you phoney prick) words to a new co-worker.... I saw him this passed Monday he tells me "I did like you said, went to "888 poker" (i have no account there, nor have I played there) turned $20 into $1700...." playing slots.....

So lesson 1)Deposit ONCE
2)WIN - (probably)
3)DONT KEEP PLAYING YOU FUKKING RETARD
4)Withdraw
5)Find a new site to play at... you FUKKING RETARD

[SpreadSniper]

Different means sometimes the cards dealt will be a winning hand, sometimes the cards dealt will be a losing hand. This is indisputable.



NOW DO YOU RIDICULOUS FUKKING RETARDS SEE WHAT IM SAYING OR STILL YOU DONT????? IF YOU DONT, JUST SHUT THE FUKK UP AND GO DUNK YOUR HEAD IN THE TOILET, DONT BOTHER COMMENTING HERE.

Sound logic there guy.....

[FourLengthsClear]

Ok, so we have established that the answer is no.

So depending on the time you log into the server, the cards will be different.

Different means sometimes the cards dealt will be a winning hand, sometimes the cards dealt will be a losing hand. This is indisputable.

Now no shit we have no idea what time will yield which cards and that we can never get a pattern out of it. Thats not what I am saying you apes.

All I am saying is it should then be theoretically possible to log in "at the right time" and get dealt a good hand. Once again, I say THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE.

After all, if the cards dealt at different times are different, it would be foolish to assume that they will ALWAYS BE LOSING HANDS.

NOW DO YOU RIDICULOUS FUKKING RETARDS SEE WHAT IM SAYING OR STILL YOU DONT????? IF YOU DONT, JUST SHUT THE FUKK UP AND GO DUNK YOUR HEAD IN THE TOILET, DONT BOTHER COMMENTING HERE.

I am not sure if this is funny or if it is tragic. My twelve year-old daughter did this stuff in her last year of primary/elementary school last year and she gets it.

It is an exercise in (basic) probability and if you cannot see that or don't understand it then not only is it beyond "ridiculous" that you berate those of us that do, it is lso the case that you have no business engaging in any sort of gambling if your objective is to make a profit.

Stop now and enrol in night school.

[chilidog]

All I am saying is it should then be theoretically possible to log in "at the right time" and get dealt a good hand. Once again, I say THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE.

No, it is not theoretically possible.

[Maverick22]

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[SteveRyan]

All I am saying is it should then be theoretically possible to log in "at the right time" and get dealt a good hand. Once again, I say THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE.

Yes it is possible, but you would NOT be able to determine when "The right time" is.

[warriorfan707]

Yes it is possible, but you would NOT be able to determine when "The right time" is.

All that Im saying....

And FourLenthgsClear... LOL at you man. Seriously just stop. You're a funny dude.

[jmilacek]

Warriorfan, what you are saying is the exact same as saying it is theoretically possible to walk up to a casino table, always at the right time, and get a good blackjack hand.

Of course it's possible.

You do understand that these two things are identical, right?

[Maverick22]

No... he does not understand. He is what we call in the forum readers guild... 'an idiot troll'

[warriorfan707]

It is trule beyond sad and pathetic that you fukkin imbeciles are still incapable of seeing what it is I am saying.

You will never win at gambling I promise you. Narrow minded schmuks.

[warriorfan707]

People are somehow equating the fact that I said the cards you get are dependent on the time you log in as being the same thing as patterns are decipherable and that in the long run this could be used to our advantage.

I KNOW THAT ITS ALL RANDOM AND WE CANT USE THIS TO WIN YOU IDIOTS. ALL I AM SAYING IS THEORETICALLY IF YOU LOG INTO THE SERVER AT THE RIGHT TIME FOR ONE HAND OR WHATEVER YOU WOULD BE DEALT A GOOD HAND.

[Maverick22]

I KNOW THAT ITS ALL RANDOM AND WE CANT USE THIS TO WIN YOU IDIOTS. ALL I AM SAYING IS THEORETICALLY IF YOU LOG INTO THE SERVER AT THE RIGHT TIME FOR ONE HAND OR WHATEVER YOU WOULD BE DEALT A GOOD HAND.

Then you my freind dont know what the word 'random' means.

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[warriorfan707]

You're a complete jackass.

That is all.

I wish I had more patience to spoonfeed you guys like you clearly need but I dont.

[FourLengthsClear]

You could log in 50 separate times timing it perfectly and be dealt 50 winning hands. That is possible, very unlikely but possible.

You could log in right now and play 50 hands in a row and be dealt 50 winning hands. That is possible, very unlikely but possible.

The odds/probability of either of these things happening is IDENTICAL.

[Maverick22]

Tell me the definition of random. then i want you to paste your original question. then i want you to tell me if your question, makes any sense.

Spoon feed yourself deez nuts

[warriorfan707]

Get a brain, become an SBR PRO, go take a course in quantum physics, go eat your moms dick then fill out an application to come back here and talk to me.

[Maverick22]

lol... quantum physics has nothing to do with your question. I doubt you even know what quantum means.

I would also be interested, in seeing you trying to relate your question and quantum physics

[chilidog]

Ok, warriorfan, have it your way. You simply want to hear what you want to hear. You want validation. You seek 1 person to validate you, and to hell with the 99 people who won't validate you.

So sure, let's run with your idea. Go and test it. For many, many, many hours. Test it for so many hours that you forget to log back into SBR and contribute to this thread.

[Maverick22]

Ok, warriorfan, have it your way. You simply want to hear what you want to hear. You want validation. You seek 1 person to validate you, and to hell with the 99 people who won't validate you.

So sure, let's run with your idea. Go and test it. For many, many, many hours. Test it for so many hours that you forget to log back into SBR and contribute to this thread.

ChiliDog. i like you. You shine as the voice of reason in every post, where our paths have crossed.

[warriorfan707]

Ok Im going to try to be civil here.

I ask a legit question.

What do you guys think it is I am claiming that is so wrong? Please someone just explain to me what they think it is I am wrong about.

[warriorfan707]

Ok, warriorfan, have it your way. You simply want to hear what you want to hear. You want validation. You seek 1 person to validate you, and to hell with the 99 people who won't validate you.

So sure, let's run with your idea. Go and test it. For many, many, many hours. Test it for so many hours that you forget to log back into SBR and contribute to this thread.

Unbelievable.

You just proved my whole point that you dont understand what it is Im saying, just like everyone else here.

Maybe Im not articulating it well enough because Im not patient enough which is certainly possible, although I would think it would be fairly clear by now...

There is nothing to test. I am talking theoretically here.

What Im saying is because each instant you log in the cards will be different, that theoretically winning or losing the hand should be dependent upon the instant you log in.

Of course I fully realize that theres no way to know when and that this doesnt even really help us.

I am merely stating if you are "lucky" and "log in at the correct instant" you would get a winning hand. That is all.

But honestly I am not even sure about all this for some reason.

Hope that makes a little bit of sense to you people who are bashing me and this thread for no reason.

[Maverick22]

Do you need us to bring you any food, while you troll around under the bridge?

[warriorfan707]

who is the one that is trolling?

[FourLengthsClear]

Ok Im going to try to be civil here.

I ask a legit question.

What do you guys think it is I am claiming that is so wrong? Please someone just explain to me what they think it is I am wrong about.

Do you agree or disagree with the below?

You could log in 50 separate times timing it perfectly and be dealt 50 winning hands. That is possible, very unlikely but possible.

You could log in right now and play 50 hands in a row and be dealt 50 winning hands. That is possible, very unlikely but possible.

The odds/probability of either of these things happening is IDENTICAL.

[warriorfan707]

The probablity of winning 50 hands in a row while remaining logged into the service is infinitesmal.

If you were to log in and play one hand at a time over the course of a long period of time for some reason I am inclined to believe you would have a better chance, although I am fully aware that because the cards are supposedly reshuffled after each hand that the "odds" would be identical yes.

So from a strictly mathematical standpoint, yes I agree with your statement 4LC.

[Maverick22]

"Ignorance Is Truly Bliss" -Maverick22

[warriorfan707]

Maverick, you are a fukkin joke dude. Say something intelligent. Its not hard to see you're just a worthless little kid trying to be funny on an internet forum.

Your posts are incredibly worthless.

[Maverick22]

Yea. you are probably right.

I'm just a pasty face, keyboard warrior. trying to find some internet chicks to impress... please teach me your ways warriorfan.

[warriorfan707]

Contribute something to the discussion or GTFO non sbr pro worthless troll.

[FourLengthsClear]

The probablity of winning 50 hands in a row while remaining logged into the service is infinitesmal.

If you were to log in and play one hand at a time over the course of a long period of time for some reason I am inclined to believe you would have a better chance, although I am fully aware that because the cards are supposedly reshuffled after each hand that the "odds" would be identical yes.

So from a strictly mathematical standpoint, yes I agree with your statement 4LC.

OK. So every hand, regardless of the time you log-in or how many hands you have played in the session beforehand has the same odds of you being dealt a blackjack, the same odds of the dealer busting when you stand on 14, the same odds of both you pushing 20.

Each hand is an independent event not related to previous or future hands.

If you accept that principle then the only question is how much luck/positive variance you need to be able to overcome the house edge.

[chilidog]

You just proved my whole point that you dont understand what it is Im saying, just like everyone else here.

What Im saying is because each instant you log in the cards will be different, that theoretically winning or losing the hand should be dependent upon the instant you log in.

I completely understand exactly what your question is. So does everybody else in this thread. Your question has been answered numerous times. Your answer is no.

[warriorfan707]

4LC... Here is a question for you.

Doesnt it seem reasonable to believe that your odds of winning 10 hands in a row would be better if you were to log in and out of the server and re-enter at totally random times than if you were to just stay remained logged into the server and play 10 straight hands.

There are times when Mathematics and real life logic and common sense are 2 different things and I think this is one of them.

[Maverick22]

I contributed to the thread. my accurate answer wasn't good enough for you.

unlike you i am not a universal idiot. i am idiot however, for entertaining you. lol

i feel for the troll trap. luckily i'm waiting for my porn dvd to download. so i have a bit of time

[warriorfan707]

I completely understand exactly what your question is. So does everybody else in this thread. Your question has been answered numerous times. Your answer is no.

What part of "several people are disagreeing with you" are you not understanding man?

DIdnt you read this thread? 4LC for example has stated that you log in at a different time, you will get different cards...

To be honest Im not sure because I dont fully understand how the RNG works and Im not going to claim I do