The NFL God is Back

[phillybadboy]

teaser tiger

[Sambooka]

Once again I am starting the year with 100 units. My partner shares this 100 units. Each unit is worth 1% of my starting bankroll. And overall, each unit is 1/total units fraction of my bankroll.


2 Team Teaser (6 points)
Saints +10.5
Steelers +7.5

5 Units

Lookin good so far... go get 'em, tiger

[ssk13809]

Being alone with your talking dog in the off season must have made you explore your feminine side.

What does a Tiger have to do with anything feminine


The haters are once again getting mad I am winning and will come up with anything to insult me (no matter how stupid it is)

[DrStale]

Got a pic of the Teaser Tiger

[ttrace35]

Got a pic of the Teaser Tiger

[LolsMcwinsey]

ssk is solid

[ScottLocke]

Hey ssk, if the NBA was your "main game" and you lost 300 units last season. Then shouldn't you just stay away from nfl? I mean you did so poorly in your "main game", i can't even imagine how bad its gonna be in a secondary game.

[ssk13809]

Hey ssk, if the NBA was your "main game" and you lost 300 units last season. Then shouldn't you just stay away from nfl? I mean you did so poorly in your "main game", i can't even imagine how bad its gonna be in a secondary game.

[Repeat]

If some superstar NFL player tomorrow claims "Basketball is my main game", and totally fails at it...will this imply to you he is a horrible football player too? Or maybe Basketball was never his main game (obviously)

[/Repeat]

Guys the same analogy works. Can't believe how stupid people are on this forum.

[phillybadboy]

calm down teaser tiger

[ssk13809]

2nd,

Granted I'm great at teasers and thus sometimes called the Teaser Tiger.....but I still should be known as or mostly called the NFL God or NFL GOAT. Just wanted to make that clear.

[DrStale]

17 months and 183 threads from now ssk will claim that his real area of expertise is snooker.

[Educ8d Degener8]

This thread is filled with epic LOLs...

[Tree Rollins]

2nd, Granted I'm great at teasers and thus sometimes called the Teaser Tiger.....but I still should be known as or mostly called the NFL God or NFL GOAT. Just wanted to make that clear.

I'm really sorry man but i just can't see myself referring to you as anything other then the 'teaser tiger' from here on out. I think it will stick. You should embrace it.

[Cap dat 4ss]

Hey ssk, if the NBA was your "main game" and you lost 300 units last season. Then shouldn't you just stay away from nfl? I mean you did so poorly in your "main game", i can't even imagine how bad its gonna be in a secondary game.

We've got Martin and Scott and Tree and BetterBizness and Dr. Stale, this is a reunion

[Sports Scientist]

What's the juice on your 6 point teaser? -110? -105? Seems like something you might want to mention if you are going to keep a record.

[shari91]

You need to remember more dumbass. I ended up counting all those 'losses' because of injuries and everything. And I don't know about any ghost accounts.

[laronlandry]

this is the 1st thread ive read here and i almost pissed myself......

[ScottLocke]

[Repeat]

If some superstar NFL player tomorrow claims "Basketball is my main game", and totally fails at it...will this imply to you he is a horrible football player too? Or maybe Basketball was never his main game (obviously)

[/Repeat]

Guys the same analogy works. Can't believe how stupid people are on this forum.

You know what someone that says this would prove? That anything they say cannot be taken seriously because they have no idea what they are talking about!

[BetterBizness]

Took a few days off "The" thread, had a ssk hater-team retreat in Alaska, where we went out to look for ssk... couldn't find him, or his dog... just poop droppings (From the dog, but not sure) ...

regardless, glad to see the energy back into the thread... I will be first to say that SBR should sponsor ssk to the next bash, because I'm pretty certain that this thread will reach a million by Christmas...

anyways... just thought I'd check in back from Alaska, hater-team is on stand by... lock and load

[BetterBizness]

this is the 1st thread ive read here and i almost pissed myself......

Buddy don't think they are all like this.. You pretty much just got spoiled...

Most are pretty pathetic drivel... People have picking winners, picking noses, everyone knows bullshit threads...

This however, is a cut above the rest... rx and statfox wish they could lure ssk from here...

[gshock1]

I nominate this as the best SBR thread and its definately not because of any picks. This is fuking comical.

[BetterBizness]

The team did get real close one time near Juneau, in a cave next to a bunch of polar bears... We got this really high electromagnetic reading and dropped a pin camera inside and got this shot of the ssk parlay/ATS/ML/Money Mgmt/nose picking team...

look familiar?

[Brutus84]

Finally found the Tiger Teaser/NFL God. Not sure if he is the one on the right or left tho.

[MartinBlank]

Shari---okay, spill it.

Who is SSK? Who is he a ghost of?

[TexansFan]

JJ probably.

[rkelly110]

Called myself a swimming pool god once and proceeded to drop the metal skimmer cover
point side down, straight through the liner. Had to get in 60 deg water to fix it. Won't
call myself god anymore.

I went 70% last year ATS (no teasing) in NFL, so what? Doesn't mean I'll do it this year.
If you were god you would go 100% and tell us before hand what the picks would be.

GL anyways.

[ssk13809]

The team did get real close one time near Juneau, in a cave next to a bunch of polar bears... We got this really high electromagnetic reading and dropped a pin camera inside and got this shot of the ssk parlay/ATS/ML/Money Mgmt/nose picking team...

look familiar?

Looks like the Fade team. How much did they cost you again last year trying to fade the NFL god?

[Full Time Hobo]

Fading Teasers isn't very hard

[ssk13809]

What's the juice on your 6 point teaser? -110? -105? Seems like something you might want to mention if you are going to keep a record.

In my bet I said Risk 5.5 to Win 5....implying it's a -110 bet. Which I also mentioned about 10 times. Come on

[Educ8d Degener8]

Finally found the Tiger Teaser/NFL God. Not sure if he is the one on the right or left tho.

He's in the middle.

[hawley]

Shari is dying to bury this guy

She will wait for the right time and pounce. Shari is the real fukkn tiger.

[Sports Scientist]

In my bet I said Risk 5.5 to Win 5....implying it's a -110 bet. Which I also mentioned about 10 times. Come on

You're right, I was going to post this in my new "Official Picks thread" with my partner....but the game is today so I will just let the units be known. Once again I am starting the year with 100 units. My partner shares this 100 units. Each unit is worth 1% of my starting bankroll. And overall, each unit is 1/total units fraction of my bankroll. 2 Team Teaser (6 points) Saints +10.5 Steelers +7.5 5 Units

i dont see 5.5 to win 5 here

[ssk13809]

i dont see 5.5 to win 5 here

Okay this time I forgot to put it on that post but....

1. I said -110 many times in other posts

2. I already said the book I use is Bookmaker (for all my bets). You are free anytime to check their rules on 6 Point 2 Team Teasers (its -110)

[ssk13809]

Shari is dying to bury this guy

She will wait for the right time and pounce. Shari is the real fukkn tiger.

What is that supposed to mean? LOL do people still think I have another account that I use?

Like I said, any of the Mods can check my IP and they will see it matches no one...I mean, who else can hit 70% ATS like it's nothing. Only me, the NFL God/GOAT NFL Bettor/Teaser Tiger

[hawley]

I havent followed this thread but I hear you are a good NBA capper?

What was your record last season?