Originally posted by The J-Dizzle
The NFL God is Back
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thebestthereisSBR Posting Legend
- 03-01-09
- 11459
#211sometimes people say the opposite or do the opposite of what they wanna do because they cannot succeed the conventional way. this has to be the case here because what was said couldn't possibly be more opposite of what has happened. defending superbowl teams in week 1 at home on thursday night never lose, ever. just ask the saints they know the deal.Comment -
ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
- 2595
#212The teaser is -110. An ATS pick is -110. So what the f*uck is the differenceOriginally posted by mp5070Wait, we went from "70% ATS" to teasers....
Are you going to count these teasers as part of ATS?
I am not hating. You just do not make any sense.
Besides, near the beginning of the season I don't play much my 70% ATS or 90% LOCK picks. Everyone knows this, I did the same at the beginning of last year too. But I am even better at teasers than ATS or LOCKs, so I will still play those here and there. Most the ATS picks, and plays overall, will be done by my partner not me at the beginning of the year.Comment -
ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
- 2595
#213The teaser is at -110Originally posted by no1herebe better to just take Pitts and NO ML and bet them both to win even though I don't think they will. Hitting 70% of teasers is nowhere close to 70% regular as you lead us to believe you can do. You are more of a joke is day.
A regular pick is at -110
So how is hitting 70% ATS any different from hitting 70% on teasers like that
Man where do these rookies come from?Comment -
ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
- 2595
#214Give me 1 pick I edited the entire season (NFL or NBA) and then talk. You might see a post that is edited with a pick on it, but that's because another post (usually right next to it) has the pick UNEDITED. And the only reason I might've edited the post you are looking at is for updating purposes. But the bottom-line is look at the posts around it and you will see my pick still there unedited. I don't do that sh*t.Originally posted by JMobileLOL, this guy edits his picks!
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ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
- 2595
#215Hey was that NBA by any chance? And this is NFL?Originally posted by SprayBoyahahahahahaha, it's this guy again!!! His management team went on hiatus like 5 picks into his last thread and he went all in and got burried. Re-loaded and was done again within the week, he actually might be the worst sports better I've ever seen
I bet Peyton Manning sucks at basketball. Does that mean he sucks at football too?
Mentally ill?Comment -
ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
- 2595
#216You're right, I was going to post this in my new "Official Picks thread" with my partner....but the game is today so I will just let the units be known.Originally posted by Coach PotatoHow many units did u put on that teaser ssk? Or is it up to the people following to decide for themselves?
Once again I am starting the year with 100 units. My partner shares this 100 units. Each unit is worth 1% of my starting bankroll. And overall, each unit is 1/total units fraction of my bankroll.
2 Team Teaser (6 points)
Saints +10.5
Steelers +7.5
5 UnitsComment -
MartinBlankSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-20-08
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#217He'll have 3 ATS plays in this entire thread. Just watch.
Two type of bettors love Teasers----Amateurs and the books the play with.Comment -
MartinBlankSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-20-08
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#218Exactly. SSK knows he has no chance at hitting 70% ATS. None whatsoever.Originally posted by thebestthereissometimes people say the opposite or do the opposite of what they wanna do because they cannot succeed the conventional way. this has to be the case here because what was said couldn't possibly be more opposite of what has happened. defending superbowl teams in week 1 at home on thursday night never lose, ever. just ask the saints they know the deal.
He uses the security blanket of buying those 6 points because he THINKS it offers him cover. It doesn't. That is why books love teaser players.
Is so f'in amateur. It would make more financial sense to actually take a shot at the Steelers ML, and/or the Saints ML that it is to play these 2 as a teaser. SSK doesn't understand the math behind it, which is why his threads are so f'in hysterical.Comment -
incomeraiseSBR MVP
- 11-28-09
- 1136
#219hahahahahahOriginally posted by The J-DizzleYou couldn't be more wrong.
ok thenComment -
ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
- 2595
#220Is this a joke? What was said was I was amazing at ATS (70%) and could actually LOCK games. But I also added that despite this, my biggest strength is teasers in the NFL. They were always my go to play, even with a 70% ATS rate. Yes that's how amazing I am at them.Originally posted by MartinBlankExactly. SSK knows he has no chance at hitting 70% ATS. None whatsoever.
He uses the security blanket of buying those 6 points because he THINKS it offers him cover. It doesn't. That is why books love teaser players.
Is so f'in amateur. It would make more financial sense to actually take a shot at the Steelers ML, and/or the Saints ML that it is to play these 2 as a teaser. SSK doesn't understand the math behind it, which is why his threads are so f'in hysterical.
You are talking to the Teaser Tiger, when I make a teaser play(s), it's a win. And honestly, that's all that matters. I am posting winners. At a -110 rate. Whether it's a teaser or ATS, that's irrelevant. Winning is winning.Comment -
jackmyhoggoffSBR Wise Guy- 07-20-10
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#221HEY martin YOU MUSTLIKE bashing OTHER PEOPLE so you look BETTER in comparison !!Originally posted by MartinBlankThat is some seriously angry typing right there....He even used bold face font, and a bullhorn avatar! Wow. He's serious about this.
BECAUSE thats ALL YOU DO or your just a NEGATIVE A$$ . Play his plays or if their that FVCKING BAD fade him. YOUR bull$HIT gets old fast !
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salvador_7764SBR Wise Guy
- 01-17-10
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#222If you can't beat them join them.Comment -
MartinBlankSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-20-08
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#223Wow. You really do like that caps lock button don't you? You do realize typing in ALL CAPS doesn't actually mean your typed words are louder? You know and understand that, right?Originally posted by jackmyhoggoffHEY martin YOU MUSTLIKE bashing OTHER PEOPLE so you look BETTER in comparison !!
BECAUSE thats ALL YOU DO or your just a NEGATIVE A$$ . Play his plays or if their that FVCKING BAD fade him. YOUR bull$HIT gets old fast !
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MartinBlankSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-20-08
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#224Did it feel kinda gay typing "Teaser Tiger"? I mean, that's pretty weak. Even for you.Originally posted by ssk13809Is this a joke? What was said was I was amazing at ATS (70%) and could actually LOCK games. But I also added that despite this, my biggest strength is teasers in the NFL. They were always my go to play, even with a 70% ATS rate. Yes that's how amazing I am at them.
You are talking to the Teaser Tiger, when I make a teaser play(s), it's a win. And honestly, that's all that matters. I am posting winners. At a -110 rate. Whether it's a teaser or ATS, that's irrelevant. Winning is winning.Comment -
SambookaSBR Wise Guy
- 02-21-11
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#225Originally posted by ssk13809
2 Team Teaser (6 points)
Saints +10.5
Steelers +7.5
5 Units
i really like this... i'm on it
Good Luck to a new season SSKComment -
BetGrinderRestricted User
- 09-06-11
- 168
#226so....no play tonight?Comment -
ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
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#227I don't need any good luck. I just want to avoid bad luck.Originally posted by Sambookai really like this... i'm on it
Good Luck to a new season SSKComment -
ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
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#228I already have that teaser...Originally posted by BetGrinderso....no play tonight?Comment -
jackmyhoggoffSBR Wise Guy- 07-20-10
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#229HEY Martinthemouthpiece whats your pick ? Or you still trying to look better in comparison?Originally posted by MartinBlankDid it feel kinda gay typing "Teaser Tiger"? I mean, that's pretty weak. Even for you.
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cutlerfanSBR High Roller
- 09-24-10
- 212
#230Don't have time to go back and look at last year's posts, but if the guy hit the percentage he's claiming, why is everyone giving him crap? Sure, the arrogance scares me, but if the guy produces, I'm all for it.Comment -
KindredSBR MVP
- 09-09-08
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#231take 30 seconds to punch in your picks for BTP pocket some coin, or go troll a forum for a few hours stroking your ego for free...good choice clown. Have fun making those air bets from your parents basement
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ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
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#232Exactly. My record is 100% legit, I had many haters following me closely last year and anytime I tried doing something different they would call me out on it and I would have to fix it.Originally posted by cutlerfanDon't have time to go back and look at last year's posts, but if the guy hit the percentage he's claiming, why is everyone giving him crap? Sure, the arrogance scares me, but if the guy produces, I'm all for it.
Like I said, I'm just trying to help people out. That's all.Comment -
MartinBlankSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-20-08
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#233Here's the thing sparky. You can find my BTP picks right here on SBR.Originally posted by jackmyhoggoffHEY Martinthemouthpiece whats your pick ? Or you still trying to look better in comparison?
Oh yeah, I finished 15th out of more than 1000 players here on SBR, and hit over 64%. I am not afraid of competing, SSK is.
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StackinGreenSBR Posting Legend
- 10-09-10
- 12140
#234Teasers have been under attack in recent years. Books have been restricting them for a while now. For example, you used to be able to use any points with totals. Now, very few books allow them on totals, especially when they are big or sweetheart teasers. Why? They got pummeled.
Beyond that, the vig on teasers has progressively risen. I know because I've been looking at/playing them for the last few years.Comment -
MartinBlankSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-20-08
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#235He supposedly copied someone else's picks during the NFL Season, and he made the same boasts/claims when the NBA kicked off.Originally posted by cutlerfanDon't have time to go back and look at last year's posts, but if the guy hit the percentage he's claiming, why is everyone giving him crap? Sure, the arrogance scares me, but if the guy produces, I'm all for it.
He lost over 300 units in his NBA threads---all while calling himself the NBA God--and he lost everything, teasers, parlays, ML selections---but the real joke was his ATS record, just a tad under 41%.
He made three different threads---each one burned up and he flamed out in days.
He won't make any ATS selections because he is scared about the rath of shit he is going to take.Comment -
StackinGreenSBR Posting Legend
- 10-09-10
- 12140
#236As a helpful hint, the advantage is with the sweethearts. If you are a good ATS analyst, you will nearly never miss on these. With the 6/6.5/7 pointers, you can get blown up a lot easier ... and they just don't pay that much. If you are that sure of your picks, just play them in parlays and really get paid.Comment -
ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
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#237Originally posted by MartinBlankHe supposedly copied someone else's picks during the NFL Season, and he made the same boasts/claims when the NBA kicked off.
He lost over 300 units in his NBA threads---all while calling himself the NBA God--and he lost everything, teasers, parlays, ML selections---but the real joke was his ATS record, just a tad under 41%.
He made three different threads---each one burned up and he flamed out in days.
He won't make any ATS selections because he is scared about the rath of shit he is going to take.
Haven't heard this one before. I copied someone else in the NFL season?
MartinBlank, you weren't even around my picks last year, so where the f*uck did you hear this one because this is the 1st time I am hearing it. All my followers (both haters and fans) never accused me of this. But here you are, who wasn't even around when I was making picks, being the 1st one to claim this.
Are you kidding me lol
And once again, wow NBA.
I am the NFL god. I have proven myself in the NFL and never had proved myself in the NBA.
Like I said, if some NFL superstar says he can play basketball, and sucks at it, does that mean he is not an NFL superstar anymore?

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ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
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#238They call me the Teaser Tiger because I am naturally good with teasers. So I will play them. Besides, I heavily limit playing overall in the 1st weeks of the NFL, and especially ATS. Got to get a better grip with each team.Originally posted by StackinGreenAs a helpful hint, the advantage is with the sweethearts. If you are a good ATS analyst, you will nearly never miss on these. With the 6/6.5/7 pointers, you can get blown up a lot easier ... and they just don't pay that much. If you are that sure of your picks, just play them in parlays and really get paid.Comment -
ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
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#239LOLOriginally posted by MartinBlankHere's the thing sparky. You can find my BTP picks right here on SBR.
Oh yeah, I finished 15th out of more than 1000 players here on SBR, and hit over 64%. I am not afraid of competing, SSK is.
http://contests.sbrforum.com/beat-pr...-contest-1569/
I'm afraid of competing?
Last year some big shot guy who hit 67% the year before challenged me to a season long contest for 300 points. I accepted. He had to quit half way because of how badly I was dominating and paid 300 points early. No one challenges SSK.
But after that challenge I kind of felt bad. It was basically Kobe vs. Bow-Wow. So now I don't do challenges with you SBR posters who honestly are just not in my league (Kobe vs. Bow-wow)Comment -
lurkSBR Hustler
- 05-02-11
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#240They call you the teaser tiger...because you are naturally good with teasers. There's defending your picks and then there's explaining your plays by calling yourself the teaser tiger, you've got me hooked. Best of luck, be sure to either pick well or keep up the craziness.Comment -
raydogSBR Hall of Famer
- 11-07-07
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#241ssk, you cant manipulate any line and consider it ATS...doesnt matter the price...why you think this is okay to do is beyond me...
oh and if you ML parlay 4 huge favs and lose 1 ... your record isnt 3-1 ...just so you dont make the mistake pal...
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ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
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#242Originally posted by raydogssk, you cant manipcantulate any line and consider it ATS...doesnt matter the price...why you think this is okay to do is beyond me...
oh and if you ML parlay 4 huge favs and lose 1 ... your record isnt 3-1 ...just so you dont make the mistake pal...

What are you talking about? I'm playing a teaser this week. This is not ATS obviously. It's separate from ATS and ATS records. Last year I hit 70% ATS. This does not include Teasers, Parlays, etc.
Why do I feel like I'm teaching sports betting to a bunch of newbies. What is wrong with everyone? Why does everyone have some problem that I'm playing a -110 Teaser and not ATS? I am better at Teasers than ATS. That's why they call me the Teaser Tiger.Comment -
lurkSBR Hustler
- 05-02-11
- 79
#243don't say that, nothing is beyond the teaser tigerComment -
jackmyhoggoffSBR Wise Guy- 07-20-10
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#244HEY marty what's your picks or you still BASHING PEOPLE so you look better in comparison ? Let's have your picks.Comment -
ssk13809SBR MVP
- 08-25-10
- 2595
#245That's it I'm tired with dealing with all these clueless posters and haters.
One more time anyone tries to degrade my last year records with some BS (he copied them, he edited his posts, he didn't count some because of injury, etc.) without any proof then I'm out of this thread. Posters come here with that same lame sh*t over and over, and I've proven myself to be correct over and over. And now I'm tired of doing this. Not going to tolerate any more lies or fabrications.
And one more time anybody brings up my NBA results I'm also out of this thread. Here is another thing I've posted over and over, that NBA results have no correlation with your NFL results, but people still bring them up over and over. If Peyton Manning sucks at basketball, does he know suck at football too?
I'm just tired of repeating myself. Not takin any more BS. Keep things present time.Comment
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