The NFL God is Back

[mstone897]

Um average of 5.9/week is not the same as minimum of 4/week

This argument makes zero sense. You say your selective, but you averaged 5.9 picks a week. You need exactly 4 for BTP. Obviously 5.9 is not the same as 4, it's greater than. Remember the > sign for 1st grade?

[mp5070]

Let the FUN BEGIN.....

Whats your first play......Bears to WIN Superbowl XLVI +4000 and/or Redskins to WIN Superbowl XLVI +8500?

[ssk13809]

This argument makes zero sense. You say your selective, but you averaged 5.9 picks a week. You need exactly 4 for BTP. Obviously 5.9 is not the same as 4, it's greater than. Remember the > sign for 1st grade?

lol I have to dumb it down?

If I want to make 3 picks in 1 week, and 9 in the next, the average would be 6picks/week. But I can't do that in this contest because the minimum required is 4 every week

[mstone897]

lol I have to dumb it down?

If I want to make 3 picks in 1 week, and 9 in the next, the average would be 6picks/week. But I can't do that in this contest because the minimum required is 4 every week

You would still be making less total picks. You clearly have an excuse for everything. You're effin infallible. Shocked you didn't hit 100% ATS last season.

You'd be playing by the same rules as everyone else. If you can hit 70% with your "selectivity" I'm sure you can hang with us losers in BTP. Why not try to win some free pizzas atleast? You too good for freebies? I mean, you're friends with Obama and the man is all about his handouts.

[MartinBlank]

Forget BTP-----if he could really hit 75%, why the fuk isn't he in Hilton's Supercontest?

He can be as selective as he wants---and the payout is hundreds of thousands of dollars. The Hilton even gives out 10K as a bonus for anyone topping 67%.

I got in on the SSK stuff late----hell, for all I know SSK is Loshak, and all he did was copy Loshak's BTP selections last year.

I know this. He signed on to PT claiming to be the best NBA handicapper SBR has ever seen. And crashed worse than Henry, Brock or Dac. He hit 41% ATS and lost 300 units---claiming to be the best. I suspect the same thing will happen here.

He sent me PMs begging me to stay out of his threads, telling me I was the reason he was so shitty, which was practically an engraved invitation for me to stay in the thread and torment him further.

[GunShard]

Should be interesting.

[Cap dat 4ss]

Forget BTP-----if he could really hit 75%, why the fuk isn't he in Hilton's Supercontest? He can be as selective as he wants---and the payout is hundreds of thousands of dollars. The Hilton even gives out 10K as a bonus for anyone topping 67%. I got in on the SSK stuff late----hell, for all I know SSK is Loshak, and all he did was copy Loshak's BTP selections last year. I know this. He signed on to PT claiming to be the best NBA handicapper SBR has ever seen. And crashed worse than Henry, Brock or Dac. He hit 41% ATS and lost 300 units---claiming to be the best. I suspect the same thing will happen here. He sent me PMs begging me to stay out of his threads, telling me I was the reason he was so shitty, which was practically an engraved invitation for me to stay in the thread and torment him further.

[ssk13809]

Forget BTP-----if he could really hit 75%, why the fuk isn't he in Hilton's Supercontest?

He can be as selective as he wants---and the payout is hundreds of thousands of dollars. The Hilton even gives out 10K as a bonus for anyone topping 67%.

I got in on the SSK stuff late----hell, for all I know SSK is Loshak, and all he did was copy Loshak's BTP selections last year.

I know this. He signed on to PT claiming to be the best NBA handicapper SBR has ever seen. And crashed worse than Henry, Brock or Dac. He hit 41% ATS and lost 300 units---claiming to be the best. I suspect the same thing will happen here.

He sent me PMs begging me to stay out of his threads, telling me I was the reason he was so shitty, which was practically an engraved invitation for me to stay in the thread and torment him further.

Never heard of this Hillary Hilton contest and nor do I care about it. I make more a week off NFL betting than this contest will pay me after a year. So why would I want to join? It's like you joining some contest that pays you $10 after a year. Not worth it.

And
For the last time, if Peyton Manning sucks at basketball...doesn't mean he sucks at football too
Is that really that complex to understand? Wow.



I am the NFL God and no one can touch me when it comes to NFL sports betting. No one.

[Cougar Bait]

Pags?

[ssk13809]

Guys I am waiting on my partner so then I can create a thread of plays together. I don't think he has anything for TNF but I do so I will post that before the game. And since it is a "SSK Opener" Play, you can take it to the bank. And you know when the NFL God says "Take it to the bank", he means it.

[mp5070]

Who is your partner, Obama?

[mstone897]

After getting my 1st 2 threads closed, because of haters/trolls

The Best NFL Handicapper on SBR is back


Season results thus far (updated for huge Thursday night heart-breaking loss), all plays posted in my previous threads, and here are the results play for play


SSK's NFL Threads' Picks (Season):

Straight ML Bets: 15-11 (58% on Avg. Bet odds +123)
Teaser Record: 5-2 (71% on Avg. Bet Odds +139)
NFL Game ATS Picks: 13-6-1 (68%)

And many parlays combining to a season total of
NFL Overall: 220.0 Units (+120%)




A quick summary. I started at like Week 5 with 100 units, and now I'm more than double that. How much is a unit? Depends. But it's supposed to be some large amount. Approx. 1 unit = 1k. But the bottom-line is 1 unit is 1/total unit of my total bankroll (100 units).



I'm also good at locking games. I went 7-0 on LOCK ATS picks last year (documented), and was 6-0 in my thread prior to yesterday. An incredible finish in Indianapolis broke my lock streak. So that makes me 6-1 for season. A little under my long-term 90% lock rate. Of course I can't do this alone. I have a LOCK team that helps me out.



But basically my strengths are

• MLs. Thats what I was good at from the start.

• Highly selective ATS picks. I don't post many. But the ones I post long-term hit 70%, and LOCKS hit 90% long-term

• Teasers. A new found strength. Long-term projections for these are 70% on Avg. Odds of +100

But anyways, I'm going to back to posting winning picks, you can either join the ride, or watch from the side.

You posted this on December 10th, 2010. 50 something picks on December 10th and you made over 100 picks for the season combined? You laughed at play ML's but yet last year you quoted it as a strength. You also had the balls to post records for everything but your parlays which you claimed got you to +220 units. Then you only ended the year at +239 units? You could be the worst math major in the world. If you're gonna lie atleast get all your threads stating the same thing and make sure the math is correct. JOKE.

[Blackroc78]

**** this cocky bitch! talks too much, he must a have a baby dick!

[ssk13809]

You posted this on December 10th, 2010. 50 something picks on December 10th and you made over 100 picks for the season combined? You laughed at play ML's but yet last year you quoted it as a strength. You also had the balls to post records for everything but your parlays which you claimed got you to +220 units. Then you only ended the year at +239 units? You could be the worst math major in the world. If you're gonna lie atleast get all your threads stating the same thing and make sure the math is correct. JOKE.

1. That 50 doesn't count my parlays, and I literally made 10+ picks the weeks afterwards. So yes I got 100+

2. MLs isn't a strength I admit. But it still makes profits for me. Parlays lost me a lot of money. Didn't post their record, though their impact was also measured in the "overall units".

3. Yeah I didn't go much higher after the 220, so what? Actually in the playoffs I was banned from SBR most of the time, I quickly came back and swept all my picks in the playoffs (went 100%), but didn't post any units for them and they didn't affect my record either.

I don't see what is inconsistent?

[ssk13809]

Do you guys have anything better to do than just hate lol? Why do I have so many haters?

[MartinBlank]

Pags?

What ever happend to "SHOW YOURSELF MODS!!"---Pags?

[phillybadboy]

whats the play?

[MartinBlank]

Do you guys have anything better to do than just hate lol? Why do I have so many haters?

I know this one, I saw it on Jeopardy.

"Things punk ass bitches say, Alex".

I am pushing all-in on this Final Jeopardy category.

[Full Time Hobo]

Do you guys have anything better to do than just hate lol? Why do I have so many haters?

It's too easy and you're full of shit

[ssk13809]

I'm just tryin to help people win. Ain't that right phillybadboy

[phillybadboy]

right on......

[MartinBlank]

Philly,

How do you type so well with your face buried in SSK's sackola? Isn't it hard to see the keyboard?

[ttrace35]

right on......

Dick riding at its finest.

[ssk13809]

Have your fun MartinBlank you won't be seen around in my next thread

[MartinBlank]

Have your fun MartinBlank you won't be seen around in my next thread

Wanna bet on that?

Oh, I have a wonderful little PM saved for the mods to see when you start crying to them.

Look in your sent folder.

Dated 8/15/2011 10:39PM

[ssk13809]

Well all I'm saying is you are not going to posting inappropriate/insulting/irrelevant things on a thread that is in the NFL forum

[phillybadboy]

whats the play my man?

[MartinBlank]

Well all I'm saying is you are not going to posting inappropriate/insulting/irrelevant things on a thread that is in the NFL forum

Oh, really? You buried yourself. This thread alone will give everyone on SBR carte blanche do hammer you in that thread. Watch, see if I am wrong.

You honestly think SBR is going to protect someone who doesn't even support their sponsors?

Every single thread on SBR has ball busting in it------and, haven't you learned any lessons? Weren't you put in an SBR timeout last December?

[MartinBlank]

The best part about this---you title a thread "The NFL God is back"----and you are expecting SBR to use time/energy/resources to police your thread----a non-pro, simply because guys are busting your chops for shitty picks?

You are more delusional than I ever imagined.

P.S. Don't forget about the PMs (Plural) you sent me---even when I asked you not to. That kind of behavior can earn you another SBR timeout if I bitch about it.

[ssk13809]

The best part about this---you title a thread "The NFL God is back"----and you are expecting SBR to use time/energy/resources to police your thread----a non-pro, simply because guys are busting your chops for shitty picks?

You are more delusional than I ever imagined.

P.S. Don't forget about the PMs (Plural) you sent me---even when I asked you not to. That kind of behavior can earn you another SBR timeout if I bitch about it.

You think if I have inside connections with the top NFL players/coaches and President Obama, I won't have inside connections with the SBR mods?

You are more delusional than I ever imagined.

I'm warning you right now, you do this sh*t in my next thread and not only will you be banned from my thread, but you will also be banned from SBR.

[ssk13809]

whats the play my man?

I have one, easy play involving tomm, but I will post my plays when my partner shows up on SBR

[ssk13809]

For those who can't wait till later tonite or tomm for my Thursday Night Football "SSK Opener" Play that is guaranteed to make money.....PM me and I will send you the play early. You know when the NFL god calls it a "guarantee", it's a guarantee

[MartinBlank]

You think if I have inside connections with the top NFL players/coaches and President Obama, I won't have inside connections with the SBR mods?

You are more delusional than I ever imagined.

I'm warning you right now, you do this sh*t in my next thread and not only will you be banned from my thread, but you will also be banned from SBR.

I have been here for 3 years. The likes of you have come and gone 100 times over.

Jay Schapp, ShappAttack, StraightWinners, FootballJesus, SP3434, SportsPicks, SportsPicks3434.....They all end the same way.

I am not going to get banned, I am not going to anywhere. I will be the biggest pain in the ass you can possibly imagine. You know it, that is why you sent me that PM. Don't worry, you'll see that PM in that thread, I can guarantee that.

And for those viewing at home. It wasn't just one thread SSK sent me---it was 3. Begging----begging me like a little whiny child to stop posting in his thread.

[Coach Potato]

I have been here for 3 years. The likes of you have come and gone 100 times over.

Jay Schapp, ShappAttack, StraightWinners, FootballJesus, SP3434, SportsPicks, SportsPicks3434.....They all end the same way.

I am not going to get banned, I am not going to anywhere. I will be the biggest pain in the ass you can possibly imagine. You know it, that is why you sent me that PM. Don't worry, you'll see that PM in that thread, I can guarantee that.

And for those viewing at home. It wasn't just one thread SSK sent me---it was 3. Begging----begging me like a little whiny child to stop posting in his thread.

Man, why cant you just let this go? you talk about being a pain in the ass for this guy but what do you get out of it by doing it? it doesnt even matter

[ssk13809]

I have been here for 3 years. The likes of you have come and gone 100 times over.

Jay Schapp, ShappAttack, StraightWinners, FootballJesus, SP3434, SportsPicks, SportsPicks3434.....They all end the same way.

I am not going to get banned, I am not going to anywhere. I will be the biggest pain in the ass you can possibly imagine. You know it, that is why you sent me that PM. Don't worry, you'll see that PM in that thread, I can guarantee that.

And for those viewing at home. It wasn't just one thread SSK sent me---it was 3. Begging----begging me like a little whiny child to stop posting in his thread.

This little kid doesn't know who he is talking to

I am the NFL God. You know what, I won't even need the Mods to drive you away. I had haters just like you last year in the NFL too. Every chance they would get they would try to degrade me. Guess what happened? I drove them away without Mods. How? By winning.

You will be the joke if you come to my thread trying to clown me when I'm hitting 70+% ATS. Eventually, just like the rest of them, you will have no resort but to bow down and leave.


Like I said, I've seen many of you, they also come and go. Because I'm the NFL God and my winning will drive you away