Post Your Best Pick Up Line

[marcoloco]

You motion with your index finger for a chica across the room to "come over here"
once she walks over
you say to her
If I could get you to come with one finger can you imagine what i can do with all ten

[marcoloco]

lol at this thread lol

[eidolon]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

great one!

[JMobile]

"I'm Rick James, biatch"

[Metalhead]

Best Dating Profile Ever

[The Madcap]

As with any pick up line, timing, tone, and circumstance are crucial with this one. If you're built and in shape you can be a bit more sexually aggressive with your tone, like James Bond (or maybe Archer if that's your style). But if you're a beanpole or a fat boy you're going to need to deliver it with some humor or they are going to think you're a creep. Beanpoles think Zack Braff, fat boys think Kevin James. Now it won't always get you laid on the spot, but it has never failed me. Not once. Even girls with boyfriends have taken my number. Three weeks go by, they break-up with the douche, and there they are, calling me "for coffee."

But some words of warning. Don't abuse it. Only use in moderation. Not just for your own safety, but so the line doesn't lose it's potency. This is the nuclear option fellas. This is the one you use on the girls you can't resist or are out of your league. You don't waste it on a 6 or 7. OK? 8's or higher. I'm serious. Don't waste this on a drunk chick you could bag by buying her a couple of jager bombs. You start doing that and within six weeks you'll end up with an STD, a pregnancy scare, or a drunk bitch on your lawn at 3am bashing in the windshield of your car. I promise.

I can't tell you if you should use it as your opener, or after you've bought her a drink, or there's already been a simple introduction. That's a call you're gonna have to make. Like I said, timing and circumstance......

"I generally prefer to meet beautiful women as I'm rescuing them from a burning building, but the advancing quality of smoke detectors is making that increasingly difficult."

If you can't score with that, the problem isn't your "game." It's you.

Happy hunting.

[Vaughany]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Vaughany]

"Can I smell your pussy?"

Most women answer "no" to this so follow up with a well-timed

"It must be your feet then"

[MoneyM1ke]

My magic watch says your not wearing any underwear, (she'll say yes I am) damn it must be 30 minutes fast

[Cougar Bait]

Some pretty good ones in here

Not classy like "I was a Cesarean" though

I will pick the best one tonight

[jjgold]

"hey Sugar I think I have seen you before"

"Hi..... You remind me of Fara Faucet"

"you make me numb when I look at you"

[Rod1010]

U fkin losers just fkin man up and say Hey hows it going etc ... Pick up lines are for homos

[politicin]

Girls hate pickup lines. The key is to make fun of them.

[Rod1010]

pick up lines And then you ask yourselves why your still virgins

[wtf]

"hey Sugar I think I have seen you before"

"Hi..... You remind me of Fara Faucet"

"you make me numb when I look at you"

no wonder no girl wants to be within 50 feet of you

[jjgold]

Here is another good one that works

"hey babe you have small but I still think your sexy"

[Vaughany]

Nice dress. It'll look better on my bedroom floor.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

[Vaughany]

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong


How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

[slatter]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name's XXX.

(Kidding, of course)

[vitalyo]

Here is another good one that works

"hey babe you have small but I still think your sexy"

JJ sharing his lines on how to pick up chicks .

Next think you know Brock Landers is gonna start the trend on money management .


GL.

[Fang-Banger]

Hi, do u have a quarter?...

Cuz my mother told me to call her when I fall in love...


Works everytime. They laugh and usually say awwwwwwww.

[jjgold]

Vitayol watch your back

[vitalyo]

Vitayol watch your back

I didn't know you are here .
I thought you are testing ICE

09:14 AM #36 jjgold



Going out now in ice

I am going to test roads and see who wins

My Van vs Ice

My Van usually wins

Don't tell me your piss of shit van didn't start.

I'll edit my post ,right about now !!!

[cant call it]

"You're friend is cute, what is her name?"

[Cougar Bait]

Do better guys

[cant call it]

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

[jjgold]

"Hey young Lad do you want a banana?"

" I know you by your tight jeans, you look soooo good you mother fukker"

"I know your brother Gal"

You guys do not have a fukkin clue

[mojomaker11]

omg, the one about the quarter and calling your mom is genius!!

[guitarjosh]

Hey baby, I'm the love doctor and I'm getting ready to operate.

[Castro_che]

best one atm "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Fang-Banger]

omg, the one about the quarter and calling your mom is genius!!

Thnx Man it hasn't failed me yet. I at least get a number outta it.

[shaggy3000]

Girls hate pickup lines. The key is to make fun of them.

pick up lines And then you ask yourselves why your still virgins

pick up lines work when you use them as jokes or when a girl cant tell its a pick up line. ( a lot of times they dont know its a pick up line. ) as long as you dont force it and keep it friendly and in a joking manner theyll work. its all about saying something to make they relax and not realize theyre being hit on.

and girls say they hate a lot of things. ( like pickup lines ) but women dont know what the hell they like. they say they hate certain things and when you look at their last 3 boyfriends you see that was the only thing they all had in common. ( well other than they were all ******* her )

[Dutch]

"Is your daddy a drug dealer?"

"No why?"

"'Cuz you are dope!"



What really works is acting slightly disinterested or kinda rude. Tell her she has something stuck in her teeth. This will lower her self esteem nicely. Then it's only a matter of time before she's slobbin your knob.

[Fang-Banger]

Another good technique is the one Jake Gylenhall uses in the movie "love and other drugs" I only watched it cuz I'm a drug rep and he plays one but he's a total poonhound. Basically he'll purposefully call a girl he sees on a regular basis by her wrong name. Eventually she'll approach u and ask why you're continuing to call her by a different name. So right there the ice is broken and she's approaching you!! You respond by saying , oh I'm sorry I thought u were someone else I met awhile ago and never called back. At that point shell be curious as to why this guy never called back such a hot chick and she'll be intrigued. Of course this only works on hot chicks as it taps into their complex of looks.

[lyon804]

It's all about attitude. You need to exude confidence. Woman don't like meek pussies and can see through a bullshit pick up line in a heart beat. It's also a numbers game, timing, etc. Always shoot for the best. If you think a female is over your head then she is. Don't be afraid of failure. If you are going after the right ones you will fail on occassion. Such as life. Always strive for the one's "over your head". It's amazing how many you can get by just asking. Most of these females are lonely because too many meek pussies in the worldor scared to approach them. I haven't picked up a chick in over 12 yrs due to finally marrying one that I couldn't ever see being with somebody else, but I don't imagine the process has changed much.


The age old question about marriage? When to marry one? It's was simple for me. Basically, when you have a girl that it would pain you to see anybody else have or be with than you need to think about marriage. I had a few decent scores when I was chasing T&A but only one in that time I couldn't imagine anybody else being with. It was also easy for me because I was never a jealous person until I met the one I am married to now. I did not even want her to answer the phone when one of my buddies called. Never had that feeling before.


Also, last but not least. The simple question is... "is the juice worth the squeeze" Your gonna get it no matter who you are with, but make sure it is worth it.