Post Your Best Pick Up Line

[Cougar Bait]

"I was a Cesarean."

I don't think anyone can beat that one.

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

"we could go to my place and have sex?" This actually worked one time...It was almost so easy that it took the fun out of the approach/chase though. (note: I had met her previously, and this was not the first thing I said, the opportunity just presented itself early and I "jumped" on it.)

[stevek173]

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi we're Steves"

[minet123]

You motion with your index finger for a chica across the room to "come over here"
once she walks over
you say to her
If I could get you to come with one finger can you imagine what i can do with all ten

[stevek173]

You motion with your index finger for a chica across the room to "come over here"
once she walks over
you say to her
If I could get you to come with one finger can you imagine what i can do with all ten

I like that

[FourLengthsClear]

"Can I smell your pussy?"

Most women answer "no" to this so follow up with a well-timed

"It must be your feet then"

[beanbag]

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!!!!!

[Casperwaits]

I keep it simple. "We should have dinner, it's the right thing to do".

[FuzzyDunlop]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[BGS 9.5]

"Did you hurt your wings when you fell from heaven?"

[FuzzyDunlop]

Best Dating Profile Ever

[onetrickpony]

"lemme pull my dick out"

[xxdjstriderxx]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[shaggy3000]

god ok fine i guess ill let you into my secret....
-when you see a girl and make eye contact. shell give you the look. ( if you dont know what it is then youve most likely never had a girl like you back in the 3rd grade because its the same basic look )
-well dont leave your group. but when you have a chance act like youre heading to another area of the bar to meet some other friends. when you pass her just hand her your phone.
- two things will happen: A) shell put her number in there and you just walk off. B) shell give you a questioning look and you'll quickly be ready to say i got to go talk to my friend real quick but i want to make sure i got your number so we can talk later.
- walk off and join your friends. ( this shows her several things. 1) your interested. 2) that you have friends 3) that you that find her attractive but youre not desperate. 4) youre a closer. )

you can then come back later and say hello or text her shortly after she/you leave the bar. if you want to pretend your a character in Swingers or that you have no clue what youre doing you can call her 3 days later. its up to you.

[wtf]

you look my second wife

reply: oh, how many wives have you had?

one

[onlooker]

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi we're Steves"

Hall Pass.

[Cap dat 4ss]

god ok fine i guess ill let you into my secret....
-when you see a girl and make eye contact. shell give you the look. ( if you dont know what it is then youve most likely never had a girl like you back in the 3rd grade because its the same basic look )
-well dont leave your group. but when you have a chance act like youre heading to another area of the bar to meet some other friends. when you pass her just hand her your phone.
- two things will happen: A) shell put her number in there and you just walk off. B) shell give you a questioning look and you'll quickly be ready to say i got to go talk to my friend real quick but i want to make sure i got your number so we can talk later.
- walk off and join your friends. ( this shows her several things. 1) your interested. 2) that you have friends 3) that you that find her attractive but youre not desperate. 4) youre a closer. )

you can then come back later and say hello or text her shortly after she/you leave the bar. if you want to pretend your a character in Swingers or that you have no clue what youre doing you can call her 3 days later. its up to you.

I had a girl try this on me a few months ago, now I've got two phones.

[survive]

You motion with your index finger for a chica across the room to "come over here"
once she walks over
you say to her
If I could get you to come with one finger can you imagine what i can do with all ten

[shaggy3000]

I had a girl try this on me a few months ago, now I've got two phones.

well i guess i just got luck then but it worked like clock work every time for me.

[pokernut9999]

you look my second wife

reply: oh, how many wives have you had?

one

I like that one

[Cicima6709]

Funny/Crazy Asian guy in our class always goes up to chicks and says...

Do you like apples?

Wanna ****?

Its funnier than it sounds.

[FuzzyDunlop]

I may not be the most handsome guy in here, but lets face it, I'm the only one talking to you.

[rsnnh12]

Dared a friend of mine to do this at a party. Went up to some slutty looking girl, and said- "nice shoes, wanna fukk?" Girl looked him over once, said "sure", and took him into one of the rooms.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. I was in complete shock, couldn't believe it worked... gotta love skanky girls

[Jericholic]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

[36mafia]

hey baby, im a virgin. u wanna fuk

[onlooker]

Hi.

[ZetaPsi808]

Dared a friend of mine to do this at a party. Went up to some slutty looking girl, and said- "nice shoes, wanna fukk?" Girl looked him over once, said "sure", and took him into one of the rooms.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. I was in complete shock, couldn't believe it worked... gotta love skanky girls

damn i wish i was that guy

[rsnnh12]

damn i wish i was that guy

Lol I honestly can't remember if he said he wrapped up... he was pretty drunk. If he didn't, you prob are l ucky you weren't him haha. Can't imagine a girl who goes for that "line" is free of disease

[forloveofthegame]

god ok fine i guess ill let you into my secret....
-when you see a girl and make eye contact. shell give you the look. ( if you dont know what it is then youve most likely never had a girl like you back in the 3rd grade because its the same basic look )
-well dont leave your group. but when you have a chance act like youre heading to another area of the bar to meet some other friends. when you pass her just hand her your phone.
- two things will happen: A) shell put her number in there and you just walk off. B) shell give you a questioning look and you'll quickly be ready to say i got to go talk to my friend real quick but i want to make sure i got your number so we can talk later.
- walk off and join your friends. ( this shows her several things. 1) your interested. 2) that you have friends 3) that you that find her attractive but youre not desperate. 4) youre a closer. )

you can then come back later and say hello or text her shortly after she/you leave the bar. if you want to pretend your a character in Swingers or that you have no clue what youre doing you can call her 3 days later. its up to you.

pure genius.

[raidersfan]

I had a girl try this on me a few months ago, now I've got two phones.

[shaggy3000]

pure genius.

just trying to help. guys now days are always fighting over girls. well fyi there are tons of girls out there. you could even end up with a full stable of girls if you play your cards right and make up a real successful job

[sickler]

Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

[eidolon]

You motion with your index finger for a chica across the room to "come over here"
once she walks over
you say to her
If I could get you to come with one finger can you imagine what i can do with all ten

At the BASH this last year, my buddy motioned one of the Ayre girls to come over, and when she did said "i always come, when I'm fingered"

[HoulihansTX]

Suck a nicca dick or sumthing

[36mafia]

At the BASH this last year, my buddy motioned one of the Ayre girls to come over, and when she did said "i always come, when I'm fingered"