Post Your Best Pick Up Line

[forloveofthegame]

This one works every time:

"I bet you a drink I can kiss you without using my lips." (Kiss her)
"Oh well, what would you like?"

[cant call it]

This one works every time:

"I bet you a drink I can kiss you without using my lips." (Kiss her)
"Oh well, what would you like?"

[Cougar Bait]

Would like to hear more pick up lines

[brettels]

I can fly anywhere in the world, but only you can take me to heaven!

[flyingillini]

"Wanna do a bump"

[ebbearsfb1]

wanna see my roster?

[chipper13101]

You say: hey, you wanna dance?
She says: No thankyou.
You Say: hey don't thank me, just thank God someone finally asked ya.

[PAULYPOKER]

You motion with your index finger for a chica across the room to "come over here" once she walks over you say to her If I could get you to come with one finger can you imagine what i can do with all ten

[daneblazer]

[Cougar Bait]

[4TH AND STUPID]

guy : are you into bad guys?

girl: yeah

guy: well, im not trying to impress you or anything, but sometimes I enter through the exit door at Walmart

[Chimneyfish]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and me together

Did it hurt when you came from heaven

Are you tired because I've been thinking about you in my head all day

[jjaycuny]

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

[baskets]

no line necessary. she either likes you or she doesn't. say hello and introduce yourself.

if she wants to suck your dick, she will. end of story.

[jgilmartin]

Are you Irish? 'Cause my dick is Dublin

[The Kraken]

Classic thread

[Madison]

Classic thread

If I told you you had a nice rack, would you hold it against me?

[GunShard]

lol, funny stuff.

[BettingWizard]

Nothing.


They pick me up

[The Giant]

"Hi, I just left SBR, and have more time to devote it to you"...

[bradthebloke]

not into casual sex..... i can wear a tie


i cant promise ill respect you in the morning but i'll try to remember your name.



picture me boning you in the ass...... in the rain, if she walks off come back with............. you must not like the rain