The Donk hits 10,000 posts on SBR!!! Commemorative Validation Shout-out Video, etc.

**Smoke** · 05-11-16, 06:08 PM

You buried saer

**Auto Donk** · 05-11-16, 06:10 PM

just giving the masses what they wanted......

**smokenjoke** · 05-11-16, 09:06 PM

Good shit AD!!!

**jjgold** · 05-11-16, 09:15 PM

Guys does anyone want to fight Automan?

I will pay you to kick his ass....gloves and all..legit fight

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-11-16, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Guys does anyone want to fight Automan?

I will pay you to kick his ass....gloves and all..legit fight

No, but I will drink beers with him after he's finished whooping the ass of whoever steps up.

**jjgold** · 05-11-16, 10:06 PM

TTWARRIOR can beat him

Guy looks real powerful

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-11-16, 10:25 PM

TT Can't make it, he has to check his fantasy teams and then he has a tennis tournament and 14 dates afterwards.

**jjgold** · 05-11-16, 10:31 PM

I wonder if RussianRocket would fight him?

He probably can win being very technical and would probably write a computer program on how to beat him

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-11-16, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I wonder if RussianRocket would fight him?

He probably can win being very technical and would probably write a computer program on how to beat him

**Auto Donk** · 05-12-16, 08:43 AM

haha.... before getting into the ring with me, one might be advised to consult with the biker in florida who is apparently trying to serve a lawsuit on me as the result of the one punch knockout I put down on him last summer....

his process server -- hired by his dumbass lawyer -- showed up at my inlaw's place in DeLand (the address we gave the cops after they showed up on the scene in daytona) trying to serve a lawsuit on me as a result of the "permanent and disabling injuries inflicted on the plaintiff resulting from a vicious attack by defendant [Auto Donk]..."

from that one punch he's apparently "lost his job, has headaches every day, and has suffered extreme physical pain and mental distress, and emotional pain and loss of consortium....."

never knew Florida bikers were such fukkin' pussies.....

although, in his defense, after I clocked him, he crashed head first into a huge concrete flower pot outside the restaurant/bar we were at, and split his f'n shaved, tatted up dome right down the middle, causing a helluva lot of blood loss.... and interestingly, the four other leather vested fuks he was with didn't want anything to do with me after seeing their leader get owned by a presumed yuppie lawyer in shorts, deck shoes, and a nice collared shirt.....

they even stayed clear after I ripped my shirt off over my head (to avoid it getting messed up in what I presumed would be an all out group ass-whuppin' to follow) and kicked one of their "lined up on the curb" bikes over, causing a dominoe effect resulting in all five of their harleys hitting the street.... and yes, I was well tanned, rather ripped, and wanted them to be intimidated by my "48 inch chest.... they were

still search youtube occasionally for "lawyer owns biker", "lawyer one-punch knockout biker", and similar searches as at least five spectators had whipped out cell phones and immediately started filming the ordeal..... I wish my wife had, as then I could post it here on sbr myself....

As SharpAngles often repeats, "DFWTD"......

**jjgold** · 05-12-16, 09:15 AM

Automan why do you like confrontations so much?

I know guys like you always looking for trouble

**Auto Donk** · 05-12-16, 09:21 AM

i never look for trouble.... it always finds me....

since back in my high school and college days, dickweeds have always seemed to want to take a shot at me....

maybe it was the slightly cocky attitude, the GQ good looks, or even the hot babes on my arm that inspired losers to wanna start shit with me.....

I never start the shit, but I always end it.....

I didn't say a word to that biker; he made an inappropriate comment about my wife's ample cleavage -- saying something about a pearl necklace -- and without me ever saying a word to him, the next second he was out cold laying on the sidewalk in downtown daytona beach bleeding profusely.....

that's usually how it goes..... I don't talk shit when it comes time to knock someone the fuk out.... I just knock him the fuk out

**jjgold** · 05-12-16, 09:30 AM

**PittsburghPlayer** · 05-12-16, 10:01 AM

Fukking Donk, Our hero, The man does not fukk around.

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**Jayvegas420** · 05-12-16, 10:06 AM

Thread of the Year

**SharpAngles** · 05-12-16, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

i never look for trouble.... it always finds me....

since back in my high school and college days, dickweeds have always seemed to want to take a shot at me...

maybe it was the slightly cocky attitude, the GQ good looks, or even the hot babes on my arm that inspired losers to wanna start shit with me

Any other poster would get buried for this statement.

Donker is not any other poster

**Auto Donk** · 05-12-16, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

Any other poster would get buried for this statement.

Donker is not any other poster

There's a reason a hand full of babes back in DonkLand's heyday all, independent of one another, at different times said this is by far my theme song:

and for all you dopes who think babes want a nice guy without somewhat of an edge to him, without a bit of ego, or even a large amount of ego, and a bad boy side to him that might go off on a biker gang at the drop of a hat, just keep not gettin' laid while I close the deal......

**jjgold** · 05-12-16, 11:38 AM

I might throw a fukkin water balloon at this guys fukkin head at Bellagio

**Auto Donk** · 05-12-16, 12:01 PM

throw a balloon, wake up in a hospital bed next to lamar or whatever other dickweed has overdosed in Vegas.....

you've never been known for making wise decisions, JJ.....

**jjgold** · 05-12-16, 12:37 PM

Automan you could never catch me I can fly was one of the best players in the street football for five years

A guy like you could not play street football

Just because I'm overweight doesn't mean I'm a fast

Plus I have security

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-12-16, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I might throw a fukkin water balloon at this guys fukkin head at Bellagio

**jjgold** · 05-12-16, 12:41 PM

Lol

**Auto Donk** · 05-12-16, 02:11 PM

that would be the only thing that might stop me from totally beating the shit out of JJ for attempting a gay-ass balloon toss my way.....

his rag arm makes an errant throw that lands short, dousing some hot babe's rack beside me at the craps table, the resulting wet-cocktail dress tit display distracting me long enough to let him make a cowardly escape into the shadows.....

**Snowball** · 05-12-16, 02:36 PM

solid vid, AutoDonk
you sound like a stand-up guy.
I liked the stag too.

**packerd_00** · 05-12-16, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

haha.... before getting into the ring with me, one might be advised to consult with the biker in florida who is apparently trying to serve a lawsuit on me as the result of the one punch knockout I put down on him last summer....

his process server -- hired by his dumbass lawyer -- showed up at my inlaw's place in DeLand (the address we gave the cops after they showed up on the scene in daytona) trying to serve a lawsuit on me as a result of the "permanent and disabling injuries inflicted on the plaintiff resulting from a vicious attack by defendant [Auto Donk]..."

from that one punch he's apparently "lost his job, has headaches every day, and has suffered extreme physical pain and mental distress, and emotional pain and loss of consortium....."

never knew Florida bikers were such fukkin' pussies.....

although, in his defense, after I clocked him, he crashed head first into a huge concrete flower pot outside the restaurant/bar we were at, and split his f'n shaved, tatted up dome right down the middle, causing a helluva lot of blood loss.... and interestingly, the four other leather vested fuks he was with didn't want anything to do with me after seeing their leader get owned by a presumed yuppie lawyer in shorts, deck shoes, and a nice collared shirt.....

they even stayed clear after I ripped my shirt off over my head (to avoid it getting messed up in what I presumed would be an all out group ass-whuppin' to follow) and kicked one of their "lined up on the curb" bikes over, causing a dominoe effect resulting in all five of their harleys hitting the street.... and yes, I was well tanned, rather ripped, and wanted them to be intimidated by my "48 inch chest.... they were

still search youtube occasionally for "lawyer owns biker", "lawyer one-punch knockout biker", and similar searches as at least five spectators had whipped out cell phones and immediately started filming the ordeal..... I wish my wife had, as then I could post it here on sbr myself....

As SharpAngles often repeats, "DFWTD"......

Was it a club member or just a regular Biker. Big difference.

**packerd_00** · 05-12-16, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

haha.... before getting into the ring with me, one might be advised to consult with the biker in florida who is apparently trying to serve a lawsuit on me as the result of the one punch knockout I put down on him last summer....

his process server -- hired by his dumbass lawyer -- showed up at my inlaw's place in DeLand (the address we gave the cops after they showed up on the scene in daytona) trying to serve a lawsuit on me as a result of the "permanent and disabling injuries inflicted on the plaintiff resulting from a vicious attack by defendant [Auto Donk]..."

from that one punch he's apparently "lost his job, has headaches every day, and has suffered extreme physical pain and mental distress, and emotional pain and loss of consortium....."

never knew Florida bikers were such fukkin' pussies.....

although, in his defense, after I clocked him, he crashed head first into a huge concrete flower pot outside the restaurant/bar we were at, and split his f'n shaved, tatted up dome right down the middle, causing a helluva lot of blood loss.... and interestingly, the four other leather vested fuks he was with didn't want anything to do with me after seeing their leader get owned by a presumed yuppie lawyer in shorts, deck shoes, and a nice collared shirt.....

they even stayed clear after I ripped my shirt off over my head (to avoid it getting messed up in what I presumed would be an all out group ass-whuppin' to follow) and kicked one of their "lined up on the curb" bikes over, causing a dominoe effect resulting in all five of their harleys hitting the street.... and yes, I was well tanned, rather ripped, and wanted them to be intimidated by my "48 inch chest.... they were

still search youtube occasionally for "lawyer owns biker", "lawyer one-punch knockout biker", and similar searches as at least five spectators had whipped out cell phones and immediately started filming the ordeal..... I wish my wife had, as then I could post it here on sbr myself....

As SharpAngles often repeats, "DFWTD"......

Where the hell was this,proper Bikers aren't going to being flashing their cell phones like a bunch of girls.

**Auto Donk** · 05-13-16, 07:40 AM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Where the hell was this,proper Bikers aren't going to being flashing their cell phones like a bunch of girls.

RIGHT on the main drag of daytona beach; M C something on the back of the vests..... they thought they were the real deal....

bikers weren't the ones whippin out phones, it was the various other chicks in tight jean shorts and bikini tops and a few teenagers that started filming shit on their phones....

damn pissed I didn't ask a few of the bikini-topped babes to --- no, not forward to my phone via text the videos they were shooting --- but rather to come join my wife and I for a threesome or moresome

I always feel a tad bit frisky after knocking someone the fuk out

edit: asked my wife if she recalled the m c, she seems to recall them have some stupid shit like "M C Boozefighters" or some lame shit like that on their vests.... I guess those leather clad twinks the guy I clocked was with should have downed a bit more booze, to acquire a little more false courage, so that I could have gotten my full out gang brawl on.....

ps... can anyone tell me why "m c " if typed without a space shows up as " ** " on sbr?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-13-16, 11:40 AM

**Booya711** · 05-13-16, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Which one is you daggles??

**PittsburghPlayer** · 05-13-16, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

ps... can anyone tell me why "m c " if typed without a space shows up as " ** " on sbr?

Maybe the forum owner(s) or attorneys for are Irish?

**packerd_00** · 05-13-16, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

RIGHT on the main drag of daytona beach; M C something on the back of the vests..... they thought they were the real deal....

bikers weren't the ones whippin out phones, it was the various other chicks in tight jean shorts and bikini tops and a few teenagers that started filming shit on their phones....

damn pissed I didn't ask a few of the bikini-topped babes to --- no, not forward to my phone via text the videos they were shooting --- but rather to come join my wife and I for a threesome or moresome

I always feel a tad bit frisky after knocking someone the fuk out

edit: asked my wife if she recalled the m c, she seems to recall them have some stupid shit like "M C Boozefighters" or some lame shit like that on their vests.... I guess those leather clad twinks the guy I clocked was with should have downed a bit more booze, to acquire a little more false courage, so that I could have gotten my full out gang brawl on.....

ps... can anyone tell me why "m c " if typed without a space shows up as " ** " on sbr?

Ive grown up around a lot of Bikers,went to a lot of events since I was knee to a grasshopper. Clubs like the Outlaws and HA would always be their but they would keep to themselves.

So I don't know who these guys were probably just some poser outfit,but don't go thinking most Bikers disrespect other peoples old ladies.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-13-16, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

Which one is you daggles??

I'm the one on the left, Booya!

**jjgold** · 05-13-16, 01:21 PM

My Boy Jeff Corbin said he will fight him in Vegas for $500

**PittsburghPlayer** · 05-14-16, 07:02 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

My Boy Jeff Corbin said he will fight him in Vegas for $500

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With respect, The kid looks like he can take a punch.

**Auto Donk** · 05-16-16, 05:00 AM

JJ.... I'm not gonna beat your kid up.... you need to quit being such a pussy and take a beating, but don't pawn that ass whuppin' off on your kid....

as for the guys I had to deal with, rest assured they were not nearly as goofy as these fuks: