The Donk hits 10,000 posts on SBR!!! Commemorative Validation Shout-out Video, etc.

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 10:45 AM

Little did I know that some dopes where outside my window using my pounding rhythm to make money off me..... f'n asswipes:

even used the cops that came to the scene on their track.... such bullshit....

I need a lawyer.....

my "SCHWAP! SCHWAP! SCHWAP! SCHWAP! SCHWAP! SCHWAP! SCHWAP! SCHWAP! SCHWAP!" IS A PATENTED and copyrighted sexual product...

that's clearly my pounding, but they may have slowed the track down abit a lah dj screw

**Russian Rocket** · 05-01-16, 10:50 AM

Excellent vid comrade Donker...Definitely validated!

Love the SKI MASK setup

**PittsburghPlayer** · 05-01-16, 10:55 AM

Gold, Tough? I would say so.

He is without a doubt - POSTER OF THE MONTH for April...

**Da Manster!** · 05-01-16, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

well, JJ, your long-requested "validation" video you asked for back in the "Texas is our Strongest State" thread has finally arrived.....

to commemorate my 10,000th post........

enjoy.....

AMEN!!!....GOOD CALL DONK!!!...

...Damn did you hit the nail on the head!...

...one of the best videos posted on SBR in a while!...

**PittsburghPlayer** · 05-01-16, 11:13 AM

I finally played the end of vid.

Thank you Donk for not showing us your meat.

World needs more men like You

Might want to tell your folks (your Mom next week on Mother`s Day) that some asshole from NY (that has lost his faith in the human race - that he has been somewhat rehabilitated by your generosity (free legal advice/time and for not killing me,
or having me killed for staying at your home while on cruise-control!!))

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 12:36 PM

two more cruises this year... in july just before the daytona summer race, and dec 11 (the one I won playing poker) when i play in the poker grand final for $100k+, so i may need your services.....

glock is in the night stand by my bed, loaded over/under with buckshot in the hall closet by the front door.....

**jjgold** · 05-01-16, 12:38 PM

I do not think it is him

I will address it later today in poster of the month video

**PittsburghPlayer** · 05-01-16, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

two more cruises this year... in july just before the daytona summer race, and dec 11 (the one I won playing poker) when i play in the poker grand final for $100k+, so i may need your services.....

glock is in the night stand by my bed, loaded over/under with buckshot in the hall closet by the front door.....

My man, I already know where all your shit is.
It is because of our friendship that any of it is still there!
our friendship, and my little desire to live!!

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I do not think it is him

I will address it later today in poster of the month video

yah, i look very different from all the photos I have posted over the years here, don't I .....

no wait.... same face, same body, same chest, same arms (hairy as fuk), same kahk, same ass that diggity knows to be so "nice", etc......

jj, you smoked too much meth in your younger days.....

even watch that vid I posted calling you out while winning at kitty glitter.... same deep-ass big ball havin' voice......

keep doubting me they will find you floating face down in the Bellagio fountain with a wad of wsop buyin receipts with my name on em stuffed up your ass....

AD aka DONK FUKKIN' DIGGLER

ps.... do you really think anyone else who was not me would conspire to make such a video???

**Chi_archie** · 05-01-16, 02:47 PM

DONK should be POTM the next two months!!!!

Donk, any chance you are bi?

as in Bi-Polar?

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 02:52 PM

haha.... i was able to scrounge it up, JJ.....

watch this shit again and maybe it'll refresh your memory.....

your shout out is near the end of the vid, Mr. Corbin.....

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

DONK should be POTM the next two months!!!!

Donk, any chance you are bi?

as in Bi-Polar?

Tri - polar......

docs gave up on bi polar meds saying I enter the third dimension of insanity

**daneblazer** · 05-01-16, 03:00 PM

Disappointed the chimp wasn't around for the video

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

Disappointed the chimp wasn't around for the video

who do you think the "shadow" JJ's obsessing over was????

he was holding the cue cards......

and yes, this guy below is the same guy I hired to do the video.....

on this particular race day I was so partied up I even let him wear my lucky budweiser no. 8 cap and bang my beautiful wife three times.....

what can I say, he's DAMN HANDSOME, BABY..... "A SEXY BITCH!!!"

**jjgold** · 05-01-16, 03:46 PM

It is addressed in video... 8 Eastern

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 04:01 PM

the damn video better sure as hell schedule this match up for the next Bash, with the guy in the middle as the referee in a no holds barred chain/cage match between resident gecko weeder and me.....

the winner will be the one who rips the other's hood/mask off first.....

and if the video isn't completely laudatory about me, you can rest assured I will let a few punches fly wildly, such that, much like in every old school wrestling match ever held, the fukkin referee get's knocked unconscience for a few minutes during the match, which happens to be the exact time I pull a bag of sand and finely ground up glass shards out of my trunks to rub into weeder's lizard-like eyes!!!

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 04:08 PM

ps.... in looking at the cage-match promotional poster above, I just noticed how fukkin' big weeder's reptilian head is..... shit....

what planet is this lizard/gecko from????

JJ and I have normal sized heads (not counting jj's enormous goiter, of course)... but weeder???? sheee- at!!!!

(It'll be easy for me to bash first-row folding chairs over that big-ass dome--here's hoping waves is sitting front row at the Bash sponsored cage match, as I'll throw his ass out of one of the metal folding chairs, bash him with it a few times, punch his tranny hooker date in the face, kick them both in their nuts, and dive back into the cage without missing a step).....

**Chi_archie** · 05-01-16, 04:12 PM

tell em, Sand crotch!!!!!!

**jjgold** · 05-01-16, 04:12 PM

The guy that posts and the guy in videos are two different people like you guy

I am the poster JJ...5-4, 291

Video guy different and in Vegas

**pavyracer** · 05-01-16, 04:14 PM

Easily Top 5 video in the history of SBR. JJ has some catching up to do. We may could easily be witnessing the passing of the torch with our own eyes today.

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

The guy that posts and the guy in videos are two different people like you guy

I am the poster JJ...5-4, 291

Video guy different and in Vegas

figures it would take two "JJ's" (and probably more according to the rest of the forum), to do the work of one Donk Diggler.....

not surprised........

**grease lightnin** · 05-01-16, 07:48 PM

Take that bratwurst out of your pants and put it back on the grill where it belongs, grandpa.

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Take that bratwurst out of your pants and put it back on the grill where it belongs, grandpa.

lol.... funny you should mention grille, as that brat (yah, the one with the well-defined head on it) was in one hot babe's grille this weekend.....

**Smoke** · 05-01-16, 08:41 PM

Donker if I ever came to Texas would you let me tag team your wife with you?

**jjgold** · 05-01-16, 09:15 PM

How old do you think this Automan is?

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

Donker if I ever came to Texas would you let me tag team your wife with you?

no.

**Da Manster!** · 05-01-16, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

How old do you think this Automan is?

he said in the video that he was in his 40's...

**RudyRuetigger** · 05-01-16, 09:51 PM

is this guy related to opie????

seems like brother

**Jayvegas420** · 05-01-16, 09:55 PM

Vids down.

What did i miss?
What did i miss?????

**playersonly69** · 05-01-16, 09:59 PM

autodonk are you going out to the WSOP this year?

I am arriving the 7th at 1am or so. And I will go again for the Main Event in July of course

**The Giant** · 05-01-16, 10:06 PM

This guys video are like his posts - long and never ending!

Ironically, he'll tell you he's the same way in bed.

Nice video, Donk.

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

Vids down.

What did i miss?
What did i miss?????

hell, i just clicked on post 39 and it started playin..,,,

WEIRD hearing my own voice on a vid.... sound like a total f'n redneck

**Auto Donk** · 05-01-16, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by playersonly69

autodonk are you going out to the WSOP this year?

I am arriving the 7th at 1am or so. And I will go again for the Main Event in July of course

f'n judge ordered me/client to trial on june two week docket starting the 6th of june thru 6/24... If that case doesn't settle or get reached early in the first week, my wsop is shot.... as wife and I leave on a cruise out of fla on 6/27 for a week, and then i've got vip seats for the daytona race around the 4th.....

hopefully i'll settle the case or get reached the week of 6/6, or there'll be no rio for me. got a trial the 29th of may as well.....

if I don't make it, good luck....

If i do make a weekend warrior event, I'll hit you up on sbr and let u know

**playersonly69** · 05-01-16, 10:38 PM

You know that I won the last TLC $1100 buy in tournament at the Legion in Houston right? I think that it was in February or the end of January. Paid $35000 and I actually got my seat for just $600 since I bought the seat from a guy who won the seat

**Jayvegas420** · 05-01-16, 10:45 PM

Yeah....its working now....

Stopped watching after you said Mrs. DONKER wouldnt be making an appearance.

JK

Thanks for the kind words on the Vegas thread.

Dont mean to hijack here donker but, you got me feeling all nostalgic & with this poker talk i figured id make a tentative plan for bthe next trip. Where better than the 2016 Thread of the year?!

The plan for the next Vegas trip is going to be a little more structured.* My buddy Chris has 4 comped nights at PH. Monday -Thurs. I have one Friday night room comp at any MGM property. Coop will be attending as usual.
We are planning to travel to Vegas during the WSOP & play in events at the Goliath Phamous Poker Series at PH.
During this trip I will play in a Deep Stacks event at the Rio and/or a Phamous Poker Series Goliath event EVERY DAY. I will play at least 4 hours of poker EVERY DAY. I will be wagering 10%-20% of my BR in the sportsbooks every day until I go broke.
I will only bet horses to accumulate drink tickets & I will only Play Black Jack with* 5%-10% of my daily Poker/Sports profits.

If im down or even after the 1st 3 days, I will end the trip after four days. If im up after 3 days I will extend the trip another week.* Rinse wash repeat.

The Phamous Poker Series GOLIATH
May 26th -July 10th

WSOP
May 31st- July 15th

If I manage to cash in one of the smaller events, I will use the profits to buy into the next available tournament.
If I dont cash with either of my 1st two bullets, I will play in cash games to fulfill the 4 hours.

As usual I wont be spending more than $80 per week on food & no more than $190 per week on accomidations.

Short term goals are to qualify for a bracelet event or Goliath Main Event

Long term goal is to win $14,000.00 and pay for my daughter's 2nd year of college.

Realistically, id just like to make it through the 1st 3 days without going bust.

Either way i hope you enjoy watching.

Too bad you cant be ther donker.
Ill have to get drunk with Booya instead.