The Donk hits 10,000 posts on SBR!!! Commemorative Validation Shout-out Video, etc.

The Giant · 05-02-16, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Seaweed was picking on Leafer not to long ago,and Leafer never did anything to the guy.

Seaweed was trying to spare the kid a life of alcohol and drug abuse.

Ryan ended up sending him a 5000 word letter, thanking him.

Seaweed · 05-02-16, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Seaweed was picking on Leafer not to long ago,and Leafer never did anything to the guy.

That was all fun

Me and Leafer are cool

Like in high school everybody knows their role and group

Leafer was the one in the cafeteria throwing dice against the wall during 2nd period for quarters.

Donk was the one where his step dad pulled him out of class repeatedly to spend "father son" time with by going to strip clubs where his step dad knew the bouncer.

Jayvegas420 · 05-02-16, 12:11 AM

Seawèd bullied me too, over christmas.
Made me transfer him points, even for the posts I didn't like.

Said if i didnt pay him hed turn some guys on the forum against me.
If i reported him hed set loose opie on me.
What could i do?

I had to pay

The Giant · 05-02-16, 12:12 AM

I feel like Donk is in the midst of a 12,000 word essay.

This next one is going to be epic.

packerd_00 · 05-02-16, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

That was all fun

Me and Leafer are cool

Like in high school everybody knows their role and group

Leafer was the one in the cafeteria throwing dice against the wall during 2nd period for quarters.

Donk was the one where his step dad pulled him out of class repeatedly to spend "father son" time with by going to strip clubs where his step dad knew the bouncer.

Good to hear Weed,Leafers a decent guy.

Seaweed · 05-02-16, 12:19 AM

I love everyone

packerd_00 · 05-02-16, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

Seawèd bullied me too, over christmas.
Made me transfer him points, even for the posts I didn't like.

Said if i didnt pay him hed turn some guys on the forum against me.
If i reported him hed set loose opie on me.
What could i do?

I had to pay

Don't blame you,Opie has half the board in his backpocket.

jjgold · 05-02-16, 12:20 AM

Do you think Automan was bullied as a kid like many of us??

I think it's a common theme 37% of SBR posters were bullied as children

packerd_00 · 05-02-16, 12:22 AM

Everybody was bullied at somepoint,just part of life.

Seaweed · 05-02-16, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Do you think Automan was bullied as a kid like many of us??

I think it's a common theme 37% of SBR posters were bullied as children

He probably never lived up to high expectations as a high school wrestler and got bullied once he joined the track team and everyone saw his 3.75 inches in the locker room at initiation

The Giant · 05-02-16, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Do you think Automan was bullied as a kid like many of us??

I think it's a common theme 37% of SBR posters were bullied as children

I just got done reading an article that stated men who were bullied end up with penile implants and like showing them to men.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Seaweed · 05-02-16, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

I just got done reading an article that stated men who were bullied end up with penile implants and like showing them to men.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

LOL

Jayvegas420 · 05-02-16, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Do you think Automan was bullied as a kid like many of us??

I think it's a common theme 37% of SBR posters were bullied as children

That true 59% of the time.

Auto Donk · 05-02-16, 08:44 AM

i looked up "victim of bullying" in the dictionary:

Auto Donk · 05-02-16, 08:50 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

I feel like Donk is in the midst of a 12,000 word essay.

This next one is going to be epic.

nah, just decided to get some sleep....

actions speak louder than 12,000 words.... I know I'll be at the next bash; if weeder shows, we can make it happen..... sbr-sanctioned cage match, whoever rips the other's hood off wins.... while I'm sure there'd be some smack talk if weeder confirmed his presence at the next bash and willingness to get into the ring with me; the talk is over for now....

if he doesn't show or want to get into the ring, no biggie....

jjgold · 05-02-16, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

I just got done reading an article that stated men who were bullied end up with penile implants and like showing them to men.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Smoke · 05-02-16, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

nah, just decided to get some sleep....

actions speak louder than 12,000 words.... I know I'll be at the next bash; if weeder shows, we can make it happen..... sbr-sanctioned cage match, whoever rips the other's hood off wins.... while I'm sure there'd be some smack talk if weeder confirmed his presence at the next bash and willingness to get into the ring with me; the talk is over for now....

if he doesn't show or want to get into the ring, no biggie....

What if he brings his granny and it's her birthday and she wants to see him win for her birthday?

Auto Donk · 05-02-16, 09:13 AM

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I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

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kinda like this guy, who admitted he was bullied every day as a kid.....

likes to show his "stuff" off.....

but apparently forgot the implant......

(or do they make them that small????)

jjgold · 05-02-16, 09:18 AM

I have read lots of books about fantasy and living out a life like it.

How do we know this is the scenario with Automan? He might of always wanted to be a lawyer with the hot wife and now plays it out in fantasy. Automan though probably actually believes it so he is not lying, he walks the City with a briefcase and tells everyone he is a lawyer and then goes about discussions about being in porn and banging tons of chicks all his life. He probably is very convincing too because in his head he is a lawyer. I have seen this many times and there is a name for it but not home right now so cannot look it up.

It is ok if that makes him happy...I wanted to be a pimp .

Auto Donk · 05-02-16, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have read lots of books about fantasy and living out a life like it.

How do we know this is the scenario with Automan? He might of always wanted to be a lawyer with the hot wife and now plays it out in fantasy. Automan though probably actually believes it so he is not lying, he walks the City with a briefcase and tells everyone he is a lawyer and then goes about discussions about being in porn and banging tons of chicks all his life. He probably is very convincing too because in his head he is a lawyer. I have seen this many times and there is a name for it but not home right now so cannot look it up.

It is ok if that makes him happy...I wanted to be a pimp .

of course you "have seen this many times"..... every time you look in the mirror, as you repeat the words "I am a professional gambler, I am a professional gambler, I am a professional gambler......."

grease lightnin · 05-02-16, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

how old do you think this automan is?

o/u 61

bobbywaves · 05-02-16, 12:05 PM

I accept your open invitation Donkey. Cya at next bash, since you pussied out of the last bash.

You can take that cucumber out of your panties now homo.

SharpAngles · 05-02-16, 12:12 PM

Take Fkn notes JJ this is how you produce a proper video

instant Fkn Classic.

Legendary voice you got there Donker.

jjgold · 05-02-16, 12:29 PM

Fuk him

He better not come to Vegas or he is going to do with me direct

Jayvegas420 · 05-02-16, 01:16 PM

JMon · 05-02-16, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

JayV...you know I can't wait until your epic travel to Vegas...it's the best..cause you're so humble and shady.

Jayvegas420 · 05-02-16, 11:12 PM

Sounds like a crappy 70's show.
Shady is the street wise hustler & Humble is always getting into jams.

Tonight on Humble & Shady..

Donker, you ever have the wife give you a humble and shady in the morning?

holy shit im fried jmon

Auto Donk · 05-03-16, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Fuk him

He better not come to Vegas or he is going to do with me direct

i may make a special weekend warrior wsop event this june just to tread on your turf.....

starting to think you're having stared at my kakk for so long you now want me to "do" you direct -- nice freudian slip, JJ....

JJ fantasizing about me, probably hopin' I'll do like this guy did to some "scared coward." Do you fantasize that it'll go down like this, JJ?:

Smoke · 05-03-16, 09:15 AM

Donker you ever been to the gloryhole booths? You can find corbin there after a losing weekend.

Auto Donk · 05-03-16, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by Smoke

Donker you ever been to the gloryhole booths? You can find corbin there after a losing weekend.

next door by a theatre called "smoochies" in htown there used to be a seedy adult bookstore.... took two different babes there, each of whom wanted to have a glory-hole experience.....

lot of the gays were offended that heteros had invaded their turf.... but they didn't bother us much

doubt it was as thrilling as it is for the likes of JJ and Waves, as both my dates and I knew who the person on the other side was (us).... lacked the thrill of anonymity

jjgold · 05-03-16, 09:30 AM

Tyson is a legend

no one ever like him ever in sports world

GUMMO77 · 05-03-16, 09:32 AM

Nice video, Donker

Guy is living the good life.

Auto Donk · 05-03-16, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by Smoke

What if he brings his granny and it's her birthday and she wants to see him win for her birthday?

wow.... this poses quite a delimma.....

(why it's taken me two days to respond)..... on the one hand, I want to pummel this dickweed totally into submission, then take his hood off and mount it up on the wall, next to that buck in the video....

on the other hand, I am a compassionate soul, and wouldn't want to upset his grandmother, who's been disappointed by him all her life already......

so, after much thought and deep reflection, and getting my wife's input as well, (she said I should treat him like the geckos that come into our garage every now and then)...... I've decided that I will just pummel him enough to remove the mask, not go overboard, then, like I do with the other geckos I've come across, carry him outside the ring and let him loose on a nearby bush or shrub, so that he can slither on about his way......

Smoke · 05-03-16, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

next door by a theatre called "smoochies" in htown there used to be a seedy adult bookstore.... took two different babes there, each of whom wanted to have a glory-hole experience.....

lot of the gays were offended that heteros had invaded their turf.... but they didn't bother us much

doubt it was as thrilling as it is for the likes of JJ and Waves, as both my dates and I knew who the person on the other side was (us).... lacked the thrill of anonymity

Yea JJ never knows whos cokk is poking through but they all say he sucks it like a champion lol

Auto Donk · 05-11-16, 05:53 PM

just watched this video for the first time since I posted it.....

haha..... good shit.....

here's a collective thanks to all those who offered kind comments, and some bet points (which sbr conveniently recollected via their rigged ass casino).....

as for the naysayers and doubters.... next Bash, baby, next Bash...... get in the fukkin' ring