The Donk hits 10,000 posts on SBR!!! Commemorative Validation Shout-out Video, etc.

[The Kraken]

ending classic

Confirmed F.aggo.t

[The Kraken]

Pics were nice Donk. Krak and mrs Krak worked on a cruiseship for a year

I still enjoy going out looked like you had a good time

Welcome back

[jjgold]

interesting

I got 10 emails or so hammering auto-man after video

Many want a piece of him..call him cocky and keyboard warrior

stand in line guys its 10 deep and he might be in Vegas and you could get your shot in RIO PARKING LOT

[Auto Donk]

You know that I won the last TLC $1100 buy in tournament at the Legion in Houston right? I think that it was in February or the end of January. Paid $35000 and I actually got my seat for just $600 since I bought the seat from a guy who won the seat

i didn't know that.... hell, i haven't been back there since I finished third in some deepstack trny; don't even recall the buyin.... 300 range I think....

was going to play there tonight on a 120 buyin with about 45 players, but issues arose on the home front.... I knew that the trny I cashed in accumulated points toward some sort of wsop seat trny, just can't get away to play there consistently -- or even three times per year -- without catching shit on the homefront.....

congrats on that win!

[Auto Donk]

interesting

I got 10 emails or so hammering auto-man after video

Many want a piece of him..call him cocky and keyboard warrior

stand in line guys its 10 deep and he might be in Vegas and you could get your shot in RIO PARKING LOT

looks like it's time to get back in the gym.... tell the brass to rent a ring whereever (and if ever) the next Bash is held......

i'll bring my keyboard

and emailers, who allegedly sent these ten emails, feel free to bring that shit right here..... don't whine to jj like a little bitch.... bring it directly to me.....

as dusting waves/weed and waves' tranny date should take less than a round, I'm sure I'll have a lil something left in the tank for the next in line

[The Giant]

JJ, I have watched this video multiple times, and I'm convinced you are right.

Check out the footage between the 5 and 7 minute mark. There is visibly a guy off in the corner, whispering names to this guy in the video. You have to have a very trained eye to see it. Can you see the cue cards being switched in and out???

[Seaweed]

Donk

I am a lethal weapon

I give red meat a beating like Rocky

[jjgold]

JJ, I have watched this video multiple times, and I'm convinced you are right.

Check out the footage between the 5 and 7 minute mark. There is visibly a guy off in the corner, whispering names to this guy in the video. You have to have a very trained eye to see it. Can you see the cue cards being switched in and out???

Its not him..do you ever here lawyers talk like him?? NO

WATCH VIDEO AND SHADOWS

[Jayvegas420]

Seaweed, donk, The Giant.

Head to the 50 SnG with jakepeavy21 & I.

[Seaweed]

Video very suspicious

I think he has a dildo in his pants

I zoomed in with my mirrorless X-T1 IR and studied the footage for 2 hours in HD and the dorsal veins in the penis do not add up

It is confirmed

[Auto Donk]

Its not him..do you ever here lawyers talk like him?? NO

WATCH VIDEO AND SHADOWS

JJ.... immediately report to the "no planes on 9/11" and "no one died at Sandy Hook" threads.....

the conspiracy theorists are there waiting for you.... to hear your theories on who the fuk is actually in the video, what the shadows were (probably my balls, orbiting around beneath my waist, causing the various reflections of light seen in the video), and how the voice track is that of a roughneck who survived the BP blast in the gulf of mexico, and not any 20-year good ol boy texas litigator.....

[Auto Donk]

Video very suspicious

I think he has a dildo in his pants

I zoomed in with my mirrorless X-T1 IR and studied the footage for 2 hours in HD and the dorsal veins in the penis do not add up

It is confirmed

hold on a minute, jack... or gecko, or whatever the fuk you are....

I saw where you posted in some other thread that no penis confirmation can be certified by you until you have it fully emerged down your throat, where your repitilian esophagus can then perform a 99.99999 percent accurate analysis of the penile vein structure.....

on the other hand, I do not doubt you at all when you say you stared at my kahk for two hours.....

[Auto Donk]

Donk

I am a lethal weapon

I give red meat a beating like Rocky

well then, it's settled.....

next bash.... it's on..... like any true champion, I'll take whoever comes into the ring... I'd hoped waves would have the balls to, but you'll do on short notice..... fuk it, the easy payday will be nice.

SBR, make it happen..... set a few lines on how quick I rip his hood off; how long til I k.o. him..... whether his gecko tongue sticks to make "fake kahk" that he studied in high def for two hours, etc.....

[Fidel_CashFlow]

fukkin right AutoD .

As smooth of a 12 minute long video you will see
Dont make us wait 10 thousand more posts for your next vid brother

[lakerboy]

Donker reminds me of John Riggins. Nice vid bud.

[survive]

Legend

[jjgold]

Can you imagine if Automan is 3.7 inches only???

[Seaweed]

Can you imagine if Automan is 3.7 inches only???

It would make sense

People who talk big usually carry a short stick trust me

[Auto Donk]

Can you imagine if Automan is 3.7 inches only???

apparently, quite a few of you fahgs have been spending the better part of your sunday thinkin' about my kahk......

imagine away, boys.... just keep your kum rags close by so you don't have to change your nasty sheets....

[jjgold]

Seaweed you might be right

FIGHT ODDS POSTED

AUTOMAN -121
SEAWEED +114

[Auto Donk]

It would make sense

People who talk big usually carry a short stick trust me

I'll take your word for it, geck....

you certainly seem like a guy who confirms stick sizes on men with regularity

[Seaweed]

Seaweed you might be right

FIGHT ODDS POSTED

AUTOMAN -121
SEAWEED +114

I can curl 60 pounds

I eat high fiber and high carbs

I have been through war

I have been in over 100 backyard and driveway brawls

I am not afraid of Shooter McGavin

[Auto Donk]

jj.... watch how quickly the lines change once the action starts to flow..... hope you're prepared to load up very early, as its going to quickly tilt

[Russian Rocket]

I'll take your word for it, geck....

you certainly seem like a guy who confirms stick sizes on men with regularity

He's also the pointy-ass beak creature, that ran crying to Shari to unblock his sorry ass and let him back in here after that SKI MASK fiasco.

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I wouldn't be surprised, if measuring other men's sticks is what he does for a living

[Seaweed]

Auto Donk is one of those office water cooler guys that always walk around carrying a golf club practicing their swing and insulting the hard worker who buses it to work every morning only to have Donk bump into him on purpose and spill his coffee all over his white shirt. Until one day, on the way to the parking lot, where Donk parked his BMW over 2 parking spaces unlocks his car only to wake up 7 hours later tied to a pole in a cold room with nothing around except panic, fear, and sweat dripping from his 3.65 inches.

[The Giant]

Seaweed you might be right

FIGHT ODDS POSTED

AUTOMAN -121
SEAWEED +114

All in on Seaweed.

Donk couldn't handle his speed.

His footwork is undeniable. Being a mailman has its advantages.

[Auto Donk]

I can curl 60 pounds lol...

I eat high fiber and high carbs as for me, it's steak/venison.... i hope that high fiber diet doesn't let loose in the ring the first time I "knock the shit out of you".... it's supposed to be a figurative term, not literal

I have been through war getting bitch slapped by an arab women wearing a burka who's parking spot you stole hardly qualifies as war

I have been in over 100 backyard and driveway brawls notice he doesn't mention his 0-100+ record in said "brawls"; speaking of which, being bullied, wedgied, and robbed of your lunch money every day before school does not qualify as "brawls"

I am not afraid of Shooter McGavin too bad he's not the guy who'll be attempting to remove your hood at the next Bash.... Diggler.... Donk Diggler

you're a funny guy, geck

as in you amuse me, as in you make me laff, as in youre a f'n clown

[Seaweed]

All in on Seaweed.

Donk couldn't handle his speed.

His footwork is undeniable. Being a mailman has its advantages.

Simply, Being a mailman means to always deliver.

[Auto Donk]

All in on Seaweed.

Donk couldn't handle his speed.

His footwork is undeniable. Being a mailman has its advantages.

giant has a good point here.... those f'n pink and black geckos running around in my garage each spring are pretty hard to f'n catch.....

[Seaweed]

Donk, why are you not in bed with your wife?

[The Giant]

giant has a good point here.... those f'n pink and black geckos running around in my garage each spring are pretty hard to f'n catch.....

Donk, you're a good guy, I enjoy your posts at the poker table.

Can you explain to me your beef with seaweed?

[Auto Donk]

she crashed early after dealing with her son's bout of food poisoning he picked up last night while staying over night at a friends.... as least that's his story and he's sticking to it.....

I'm up knocking out a divorce decree that a client is expecting a draft of by tomorrow....

you can't bang all the time, geck

last night was "kid free".... i'm sure it's a foreign concept to you, of the "cant get laid in a whorehouse" variety, but people in relationships, particularly when children are involved, have to pick their spots wisely

besides, my "tiny kahk" somehow tore it up to an extent that a morning reset wasn't even possible..... guess she should have measured those "fuk me harders" with a little more discretion during the heat of the moment.....

[jjgold]

This thread has turned against auto man


If you go back and watch the Brady Bunch there was an episode where there was a bully named Buddy Hinton.

This guy bullied everyone until I think Bobby Brady stood up to him and pounded him .

Automan is like the SBR bully and nobody wants to stand up to him but seaweed

[Seaweed]

This thread has turned against auto man


If you go back and watch the Brady Bunch there was an episode where there was a bully named Buddy Hinton.

This guy bullied everyone until I think Bobby Brady stood up to him and pounded him .

Automan is like the SBR bully and nobody wants to stand up to him but seaweed

Perfect analogy and perfectly said.

I like myself and that makes me cool!

[packerd_00]

This thread has turned against auto man


If you go back and watch the Brady Bunch there was an episode where there was a bully named Buddy Hinton.

This guy bullied everyone until I think Bobby Brady stood up to him and pounded him .

Automan is like the SBR bully and nobody wants to stand up to him but seaweed

Seaweed was picking on Leafer not to long ago,and Leafer never did anything to the guy.