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  • NBA Hero
    SBR MVP
    • 12-05-08
    • 1886

    #141
    pick lakers. no need to cap that. just hope they dont shoot 25%, have 20 turnovers. kobe and gasol injured
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    • Smacksmiter
      SBR MVP
      • 12-20-08
      • 1169

      #142
      Intermediate weather report....clear and cool this evening as a busy night begins soon...surely there will be some strange weather tonight...lets see what is up first...

      "Sacramento-2 (Official Play)* But waiting on the line to drop some. I will check this line later on today and see if i can get the Kings at -1.5 or -1. I want to play this game under the key number (2) ........................................Winner

      Knicks-1.5 (Official Play)*"................................. ......................Loser

      Add on games as needed....

      And so...it begins....
      New York/Philly over 105.5 2nd half.................................... .......Winner
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      • shoebox
        Restricted User
        • 11-26-08
        • 5710

        #143
        Smaky dont you have anything better to do with your time?

        With all this time you have invested in this thread you could of actually served a purpose in society.......
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        • cocknocker
          Restricted User
          • 11-06-08
          • 8001

          #144
          Smacky, you're in violation, per the agreement with Willie Bee to keep this thread going. You have not made a pick for today yet. All of which leads me to believe that you are betting with virtual and not real money.
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          • Smacksmiter
            SBR MVP
            • 12-20-08
            • 1169

            #145
            Originally posted by cocknocker
            Smacky, you're in violation, per the agreement with Willie Bee to keep this thread going. You have not made a pick for today yet. All of which leads me to believe that you are betting with virtual and not real money.
            Thank you Ck for your observation...actually, I was waiting for the line to come down a bit on the Los Angeles Lakers and it is now at -2 and I will take them there...

            I am not exactly sure as to how many times I have stated that since losing 18k I am no longer wagering on basketball this season...somewhere around 5 to 8 times methinks...Hopefully you will believe that soon...I am only posting my selections to fulfill Willie Bee's requirements for the Weather Report, however, I will say that were I to be actually wagering, these would be my actual top play selections for the night...

            Best of luck for your weather tonight Ck.
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            • Smacksmiter
              SBR MVP
              • 12-20-08
              • 1169

              #146
              Good late morning SBR mavens! The Weather Report for 2/27/09 is late today...but better late than never, eh? Spring has sprung and all is good with sunny bright cloudless days in lovely Oakland, California...Lets see just how bright the skies were...

              Ck went 2-1 and +.90 units yesterday...Cumulative record now stands at 28-24 with -2.05 units since the "correction" 8 days ago.

              I lost my LA Lakers selection going 0-1 on the night and -1.10 units...cumulative totals are 3-5 and -2.50 units. Today's selections is the Houston Rockets +1 at the Chicago Bulls. The Rockets without Tmac have got it together and the Bulls are a mess right now...10+ point victory.

              A gentle reminder to all of you ...Saturday...bloody Saturday...let your mind wander back and stop your fingers before they do the walking across your keyboard...

              "
              46-23-4 tack on another $1500"...the secret tacking has begun...

              The early weather has been selected and here it is...

              NBA
              Utah-16......................................... ........................................ .....

              Utah Team Total to go over 117........................................ ............

              Memphis-4 ........................................ ........................................ ..

              Added plays...CBB

              Charlotte-9 2nd half.................................... ........................Push
              Auburn +6 (Point buy -130).................................... .............Winner
              Kentucky-4........................................ ................................Loser
              Penn State-13.5 (Hook -120)........................................ .......Loser
              California +2.5........................................ ...........................
              Charlotte-9 2nd half (added play)........................................Push
              Kentucky-5 2nd half (added play)........................................Loser



              Best of luck to you for high pressure all day!
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              • Dexter
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 12-24-08
                • 25829

                #147
                now i see why you tailed ck - you're the classic "Joe Public" type of bettor - always taking the "sucker bet" road favorites.

                you actually have now taken 5 road favorites in a row. those are classic sucker bets that look so enticing at first glance. just go look at how many times members here have made a million threads about how this game is a lock etc etc....lakers last night, the cavs thur etc...

                if you must take these road fav games, i would suggest following RLM and playing the dogs when they are live.

                let me guess - magic tonight?
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                • Smacksmiter
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-20-08
                  • 1169

                  #148
                  Originally posted by Dexter
                  now i see why you tailed ck - you're the classic "Joe Public" type of bettor - always taking the "sucker bet" road favorites.

                  you actually have now taken 5 road favorites in a row. those are classic sucker bets that look so enticing at first glance. just go look at how many times members here have made a million threads about how this game is a lock etc etc....lakers last night, the cavs thur etc...

                  if you must take these road fav games, i would suggest following RLM and playing the dogs when they are live.

                  let me guess - magic tonight?
                  lol..no friend, no Magic tonight...you missed my Rockets selection in the post above....a road dog...must have thrown you off a bit, eh?
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                  • Dexter
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-24-08
                    • 25829

                    #149
                    smacksmiter - i dont need you to pm me about how my plays are doing. i see your following a lot of people on these forums. i dont lie about anything in my posts, and would appreciate you never pm'ing me again.

                    i dont like you at all - i think you're a degenerate gambler who is a coward in real life. thus you feel strong acting up on an internet sports forum.

                    again, dont you EVER send me a pm again.
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                    • Smacksmiter
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-20-08
                      • 1169

                      #150
                      Dexter, nothing personal here against you bud...but since you seem to exude strong feelings against me here on the internet ...why not just stop posting here in my thread? That MIGHT be one way to get me to stop replying ... lol...

                      Best of luck to you in your future endeavors!
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                      • Dexter
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-24-08
                        • 25829

                        #151
                        smacksmiter - where are you from and how old are you? curious about this...try and be honest if you can mr. 6ft5, 300lbs with a 32 inch waste.
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                        • Dexter
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-24-08
                          • 25829

                          #152
                          i said not to pm me you little punk.

                          out in the open forum we can post what we want as long as it's not breaking any forum rules. if i make a post to you, i dont care if you post back at me.

                          i was only trying to help you with my comment about the joe public plays you make, but i guess when i said RLM you got confused and decided to send me a punk ass pm.

                          i get enough pm's from the cooler guys on the site. i most certainly dont need pm's from degenerate losers like you telling me a recap of how my plays did. i know how my plays are doing, and even make fun of my own plays when they lose (see last night) i dont hide, or brag about anything.

                          seriously bro - do you have any idea how sad and pathetic you look doing this? go get laid or something man.
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                          • Dfjay9
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-04-08
                            • 1576

                            #153
                            I love internet fights.

                            Also the bulls are not a mess. Far from it imo
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                            • Dexter
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-24-08
                              • 25829

                              #154
                              smack - i asked you where you were from and how old you were for specific reasons. first off where you are from b/c thats perhaps why you dont understand my english very clearly.

                              DONT PM ME ANYMORE - did you get that?

                              i asked how old you were b/c this would kind of all make sense if you were like 16-18....but if you're truly an adult...lol - no comment then boss.
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                              • Dexter
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 12-24-08
                                • 25829

                                #155
                                Originally posted by Dfjay9
                                I love internet fights.

                                Also the bulls are not a mess. Far from it imo
                                the bulls have lost 3 of their last 4 games by an avg margin of like 12-13 ppg and they're not in a messy state right now?

                                far from it? explain how that is...
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                                • Chi_archie
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-22-08
                                  • 63172

                                  #156
                                  Bulls are such an erratic team... never know what you are gonna get... over the past 15 game they prob have one of the best ATS records in the NBA...

                                  they've also slaughtered the nuggets and magic in their last 5 games.... if you watch them, you can see they are having growing pains and some of them are finally putting it together with their talent and fitting it with a team concept... there will be hiccups... i've always said the bulls are a dangerous team to bet on AND against.... hot or cold team

                                  now they've played like 5 games in 6 or 7 games now... so not sure i'd want to take them in that spot
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                                  • Smacksmiter
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-20-08
                                    • 1169

                                    #157
                                    Intermediate weather report....There has been a change in the weather today...secret low pressure has sneaked into California and the weather is in grave danger of deteriorating quickly tonight...lets see where it stands so far...

                                    NBA
                                    Utah-16......................................... ......................Loser

                                    Utah Team Total to go over 117.............................Loser

                                    Memphis-4 ........................................ .................Loser

                                    Added plays...CBB

                                    Charlotte-9 2nd half.................................... ............Push
                                    Auburn +6 (Point buy -130).................................... .Winner
                                    Kentucky-4........................................ .....................Loser
                                    Penn State-13.5 (Hook -120)....................................Loser
                                    California +2.5........................................ ................Loser
                                    Kentucky-5 2nd half (added play).............................Push

                                    Hmm...stormy indeed...maybe something can be saved once the winds die down after sunset... maybe sps can save the day...

                                    Well...looks like the storms hit hard...only the SPs could have saved the day...otherwise, there's a lot of hard work to do tomorrow...1-7-2 in the books...the late selection now added to the record.

                                    Whoops! A late NBA selection...
                                    LA Clippers/Charlotte Bobcats UNDER 94 2nd half........Loser
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                                    • lonesomeloser
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 01-18-09
                                      • 379

                                      #158
                                      [quote=Dexter;1586039]here we go clap clap!!

                                      lol...i thought you were a clown using ck's chants back when you were sucking his d*ck.....now you're just a world class bitter clown/loser.
                                      [/quote]
                                      That it is funny coming from you Dexter considering you are CK's chief fluffer within the ck mafia.
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                                      • Smacksmiter
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-20-08
                                        • 1169

                                        #159
                                        Good Morning all and welcome to your daily Weather Report for 2-28-09...Here we are closing out the month of February and the weather was hella rough last night out in California...the worst weather seen since the deadly double Saturday hurricanes of a few weeks ago...lets get to the numbers...

                                        Ck went 1-7-2 and -6.70 units on the day...cumulative totals are 29-31-2 with a -8.75 units over the last 9 days since the "correction"...

                                        I lost my selection on the Houston Rockets as they collapsed under the weight of a 17 point lead starting the 4th quarter...scoring only 14 points to lose by 3......record for the day is 0-1 and -1.10 units..cumulative now is 3-6 and -3.60 units.

                                        Of course...some of you will have winners to help you out...as Ck appears to have found a silver lining in his cloudy sky with these...too bad the Weather Report can only report the posted plays...his skies might be a little sunnier today if the were on his posted plays list...

                                        The battle for better weather continues anew today! Best of luck to you as you navigate the rough seas!
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                                        • SmoothMojo
                                          SBR Rookie
                                          • 02-17-09
                                          • 33

                                          #160
                                          Hey Smack, Ive been reading this thread for a little while because it was kinda clever and a bit witty. I would like to know if you have anything meaningful to add. It seems to me since you dont gamble anymore, all you are doing is trying to bring peoples characters down. CK has put more insight into the capping of games than you have and this is your "thread"!
                                          Ive never talked to CK or any of the mafia nor have they talked to me. I do read his thread from time to time and I for one find it very informative and interesting. If you blindly tailed and lost your money, look in the mirror and you will find the one to blame. Go out, do something else with your time, get real man!!

                                          LonesomeLOSER, you are only here because you got called out the other day. You come in here and try to call other people out, seriously? Im not here to stir the pot, but you guys need to grow up, a lot!!!
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                                          • pho3nix32
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-09-09
                                            • 1465

                                            #161
                                            Originally posted by SmoothMojo
                                            Hey Smack, Ive been reading this thread for a little while because it was kinda clever and a bit witty. I would like to know if you have anything meaningful to add. It seems to me since you dont gamble anymore, all you are doing is trying to bring peoples characters down. CK has put more insight into the capping of games than you have and this is your "thread"!
                                            Ive never talked to CK or any of the mafia nor have they talked to me. I do read his thread from time to time and I for one find it very informative and interesting. If you blindly tailed and lost your money, look in the mirror and you will find the one to blame. Go out, do something else with your time, get real man!!

                                            LonesomeLOSER, you are only here because you got called out the other day. You come in here and try to call other people out, seriously? Im not here to stir the pot, but you guys need to grow up, a lot!!!
                                            nicely said there smoothmojo
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                                            • SmoothMojo
                                              SBR Rookie
                                              • 02-17-09
                                              • 33

                                              #162
                                              Originally posted by pho3nix32
                                              nicely said there smoothmojo
                                              Thank you
                                              And Smack, if CK is kind enough to post your plays, I will not be following you, but I wish you the best of luck! I am the kind of man that does not take pleasure in another mans failure.
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                                              • TodaysAction
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 08-01-08
                                                • 12762

                                                #163
                                                Originally posted by Smacksmiter
                                                Intermediate weather report....There has been a change in the weather today...secret low pressure has sneaked into California and the weather is in grave danger of deteriorating quickly tonight...lets see where it stands so far...

                                                NBA
                                                Utah-16......................................... ......................Loser

                                                Utah Team Total to go over 117.............................Loser

                                                Memphis-4 ........................................ .................Loser

                                                Added plays...CBB

                                                Charlotte-9 2nd half.................................... ............Push
                                                Auburn +6 (Point buy -130).................................... .Winner
                                                Kentucky-4........................................ .....................Loser
                                                Penn State-13.5 (Hook -120)....................................Loser
                                                California +2.5........................................ ................Loser
                                                Charlotte-9 2nd half (added play)
                                                .............................Push
                                                Kentucky-5 2nd half (added play).............................Loser

                                                Hmm...stormy indeed...maybe something can be saved once the winds die down after sunset... maybe sps can save the day...

                                                Well...looks like the storms hit hard...only the SPs could have saved the day...otherwise, there's a lot of hard work to do tomorrow...1-7-2 in the books...the late selection now added to the record.

                                                Whoops! A late NBA selection...
                                                LA Clippers/Charlotte Bobcats UNDER 94 2nd half........Loser
                                                Smacksitter,

                                                Let me tell you up front, I'm not the smartest person in the world, the U.S.A., the state from which I'm logged in, nor the county or even city but you sir are reporting inaccurate "weather". I know this for fact. Need a example, no problem sir. Here you go, the added play of Kentucky -5 (2H) over L.S.U. was not a "loser". In the 2H KY scored 42 while L.S.U. has 37. Again, I'm not the smartest person in the world, the U.S.A., the state from which I'm logged in, nor the county or even city but know 42-37=5 and with Kentucky being -5, they would then have 37. As such the "spread" totals then are equal (37 each). An equal translate to a tie or push (depending on your term preference) and as such there is no action which refunds your wager. Perhaps this was just an "oversight" or "mistake" on your part after all we are only human and as such are prone to making them now and then. The only reason I knew about this game was because I had KY -4' and it won after reading it in his thread and in there, you'd see he even stated it was a push. Please correct your "weather" findings and try to be more accurate in the future. Thank you.
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                                                • Dexter
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 12-24-08
                                                  • 25829

                                                  #164
                                                  [quote=lonesomeloser;1588575]
                                                  Originally posted by Dexter
                                                  here we go clap clap!!

                                                  lol...i thought you were a clown using ck's chants back when you were sucking his d*ck.....now you're just a world class bitter clown/loser.
                                                  [/quote]
                                                  That it is funny coming from you Dexter considering you are CK's chief fluffer within the ck mafia.
                                                  am i? i dont think so. im a self thinker who differs from what ck says/does on many occasions. from anyone else i would have taken this as an insult, but you have ZERO credibility at SBR, and are one of the bigger site trolls we have.

                                                  you need to get out from behind that pc that keeps savin your ass tough guy. you must be a complete coward in the real world.

                                                  your name says it all about you - i feel for you sir.
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                                                  • lonesomeloser
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 01-18-09
                                                    • 379

                                                    #165
                                                    Originally posted by SmoothMojo
                                                    LonesomeLOSER, you are only here because you got called out the other day. You come in here and try to call other people out, seriously? Im not here to stir the pot, but you guys need to grow up, a lot!!!
                                                    Called out?

                                                    The only calling out ck has done is running to the mods to get me banned so I could not respond. I would not call that being called out.

                                                    You might wanna get your facts right buddy.
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                                                    • Dexter
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 12-24-08
                                                      • 25829

                                                      #166
                                                      no lonsesomeloser - your posts here at SBR have been noticed since day 1 as nothing but wiseass remarks looking to cause internet fights. CK did not report anything as the mods have noticed your act on their own. you are being monitored due to your lack of postive involvement in the threads. whether its bashing CK, or anyone else - your actions are not welcome here. you're clearly being given some rope as far as posting abilities here, so lets try and now contribute postive info rather then looking to troll every thread you enter.

                                                      ps: ease up on the smiley faces - your age is showing up loud and clear
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                                                      • lonesomeloser
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 01-18-09
                                                        • 379

                                                        #167
                                                        [quote=Dexter;1588799]
                                                        Originally posted by lonesomeloser


                                                        you need to get out from behind that pc that keeps savin your ass tough guy. you must be a complete coward in the real world.

                                                        your name says it all about you - i feel for you sir.
                                                        Can't you see the irony dexter? Y

                                                        You say smacky sucked ck's dick but then you call me a coward for retorting that if anyone was sucking cks dick it would be you.

                                                        But you are right, it is none of my business whose dick you are sucking.

                                                        Makes you a bit of a hypocrite though dexter, since you are playing the cowardly internet tough guy. I am just calling a spade a spade, or in your case a card a card.

                                                        Btw dexter, just for you, my pick of the day is Denver ML.
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                                                        • Dexter
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 12-24-08
                                                          • 25829

                                                          #168
                                                          no bro - i have never started with you and dont come here to fight with strangers. thats your game being tough from behind a pc. im here to share and give info on capping sports. your here to get into internet arguments.

                                                          you are what you are. take care and good luck my man.
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                                                          • lonesomeloser
                                                            SBR Sharp
                                                            • 01-18-09
                                                            • 379

                                                            #169
                                                            Originally posted by Dexter
                                                            no bro - i have never started with you and dont come here to fight with strangers. thats your game being tough from behind a pc. im here to share and give info on capping sports. your here to get into internet arguments.

                                                            you are what you are. take care and good luck my man.
                                                            no dexter, i am not being tough behind a keyboard, I am stating an opinion that differs from that of the CK mafia, that is what you and the mafia have the problem with. I only have a problem with ck presenting an inaccurate record of his successes which may lead to losses for the uninitiated and/or the gullible. Not much wrong with that.
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                                                            • Dexter
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 12-24-08
                                                              • 25829

                                                              #170
                                                              Originally posted by lonesomeloser
                                                              no dexter, i am not being tough behind a keyboard, I am stating an opinion that differs from that of the CK mafia, that is what you and the mafia have the problem with. I only have a problem with ck presenting an inaccurate record of his successes which may lead to losses for the uninitiated and/or the gullible. Not much wrong with that.
                                                              nm
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                                                              • SmoothMojo
                                                                SBR Rookie
                                                                • 02-17-09
                                                                • 33

                                                                #171
                                                                Originally posted by lonesomeloser
                                                                no dexter, i am not being tough behind a keyboard, I am stating an opinion that differs from that of the CK mafia, that is what you and the mafia have the problem with. I only have a problem with ck presenting an inaccurate record of his successes which may lead to losses for the uninitiated and/or the gullible. Not much wrong with that.
                                                                If someone lacks the common sense not to keep track of the record of someone they are tailing, they dont deserve to win. This thing we do is not for the lazy, not for the long haul anyway! And before you accuse someone of not keeping the record straight, Smack has been having his issues reporting an accurate "weather report".
                                                                I mean no ill will towards anybody, but I know what I read about you being called out and I am not your buddy.
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                                                                • Harley Hound
                                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                                  • 01-15-09
                                                                  • 9

                                                                  #172
                                                                  I am trying to research todays picks but it looks like I signed in to my 12 year old daughters "drama" thread. Geeze, cmon guys.
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                                                                  • lonesomeloser
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 01-18-09
                                                                    • 379

                                                                    #173
                                                                    Originally posted by SmoothMojo
                                                                    If someone lacks the common sense not to keep track of the record of someone they are tailing, they dont deserve to win. This thing we do is not for the lazy, not for the long haul anyway! And before you accuse someone of not keeping the record straight, Smack has been having his issues reporting an accurate "weather report".
                                                                    I mean no ill will towards anybody, but I know what I read about you being called out and I am not your buddy.
                                                                    1. Well Smacky is doing humanity a favour.

                                                                    2. CK makes his record as hard to follow as possible for obvious reasons.

                                                                    3. Called out? Where? Who? What? When? Death match?

                                                                    4. Cheers buddy
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                                                                    • Smacksmiter
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-20-08
                                                                      • 1169

                                                                      #174
                                                                      Originally posted by TodaysAction
                                                                      Smacksitter,

                                                                      Let me tell you up front, I'm not the smartest person in the world, the U.S.A., the state from which I'm logged in, nor the county or even city but you sir are reporting inaccurate "weather". I know this for fact. Need a example, no problem sir. Here you go, the added play of Kentucky -5 (2H) over L.S.U. was not a "loser". In the 2H KY scored 42 while L.S.U. has 37. Again, I'm not the smartest person in the world, the U.S.A., the state from which I'm logged in, nor the county or even city but know 42-37=5 and with Kentucky being -5, they would then have 37. As such the "spread" totals then are equal (37 each). An equal translate to a tie or push (depending on your term preference) and as such there is no action which refunds your wager. Perhaps this was just an "oversight" or "mistake" on your part after all we are only human and as such are prone to making them now and then. The only reason I knew about this game was because I had KY -4' and it won after reading it in his thread and in there, you'd see he even stated it was a push. Please correct your "weather" findings and try to be more accurate in the future. Thank you.
                                                                      Thank you Sir...you are indeed correct regarding the PUSH for Kentucky 2nd half...the record has been corrected to reflect that...appreciate your help...also, the Charlotte -9 2nd half PUSH was accidentally listed twice in the copy/paste process...one has now been removed which leaves a total of 2 pushes on the day..
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                                                                      • Smacksmiter
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 12-20-08
                                                                        • 1169

                                                                        #175
                                                                        My selection for today is the Golden State Warriors +5 (buy the .5) hosting the Utah Jazz...the Jazz play on another level on the road, usually down to their opponents level...give me the points here...

                                                                        On a side note...it has continued to fascinate me how so many seem to view the tracking of a handicapper's record as a "bring peoples character down" kind of thing...I am sure that everyone understands that their efforts in life must be graded by someone or something...every day you work, you are being graded...every time a marijuana grower harvests a crop and tries to sell it, his buyers try it and grade him on his farming abilities by whether or not they continue to buy his product or not...your wife grades your performance by giving you more or less depending on how much time you spend with her vs your gambling...the list goes on and on and on..."bring peoples character down"...umm...no.

                                                                        People understand that they will be graded on the basis of their actions and how well they perform in those actions...there is no hating...nothing personal about this grading...it just is what it is, a fact of life...

                                                                        Understand it... learn it... because every day you ARE living it in hundreds of ways... just don't hate the weatherman...all he does is GRADE THE WEATHER...he does not MAKE THE WEATHER...

                                                                        Best of luck to you today!
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