Originally posted by cocknocker
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yeah, thanks for that tim duncan text homie!
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Good Morning weather aficionados! All of you weather connoisseurs and gourmets have the great appreciation of The Weather Report for your continued PMs of encouragement...keep em coming for we most certainly will continue to report the weather...as some are fond of saying... "Its a MARATHON, not a SPRINT" ... and we are here for the long haul...speaking of "hauling", lets see what late winter on the West coast brings to the nation of sports wagering today!
The sun shone brightly as Cleveland placed an early W high in the stratosphere...Chicago was also like a bright star in the early morning dawn stacking more winners into a sunny and breezy sky...however, as is sometimes the case, a steady low pressure system moved in late in the day to bring Ck's record to 3-4 for the day and his first posted losing record day since the "correction" took place some 5 days ago.
For the day Ck was down -1.15 units.
Cumulative totals for the last 5 days... 22-15...+2.05 units. PC plays 0-1.
Orlando laid down to the bulls for my 0-1 last night, down 1.10 units. Cumulative totals ... 2-3... and -1.30 units.
My selection for tonight is the Charlotte Bobcats -2.5 at the Sacramento Kings... This is NOT a Morrison play as NBA Hero has so correctly pointed out. Thanks NBA Hero!
Best of Luck to you today and may all your bets be weather winners!
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"Celtics will obliterate the Clips tonight. I may lay off of all of my other plays and play just that game SUPER HEAVY" ...Ck in his thread.Originally posted by Dexter
Dexter, since you have the inside track on Increment Terminology Interpretation (or ITI for short), I was wondering if you could give me the units that "would make sense to you" for this new moniker... Thanks in advance!
I need to know where it fits in on the scale...
Normal...Big...Heavy...PC...and now "SUPER HEAVY". My head hurts...
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Right because once again, it's none of your business.You just make sure that you keep the record straight and that's all that you need to concentrate on. No on is asking you how much you're about to lose on Charlotte tonight, because it's also none of our business and actually i really don't think that anyone cares. Just count it as one unit like all the rest of the plays as Uncle Willie spelled out for you countless times.Comment -
dude you are way of on your JM. it should be a C bet. but it doesnt apply cause B bet on char is a push. so it is considered a win. so Char play is not a JM anymore.
A bet @ hous
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Originally posted by Willie Bee
greatest clip ever...lol
as a psychologist, this thread is fascinating to me.... I can't help but come back every day
I wish I had skatesComment -
i already did.Originally posted by Smacksmiter"Celtics will obliterate the Clips tonight. I may lay off of all of my other plays and play just that game SUPER HEAVY" ...Ck in his thread.
Dexter, since you have the inside track on Increment Terminology Interpretation (or ITI for short), I was wondering if you could give me the units that "would make sense to you" for this new moniker... Thanks in advance!
I need to know where it fits in on the scale...
Normal...Big...Heavy...PC...and now "SUPER HEAVY". My head hurts...Comment -
Hey, Smacky
I am only making two plays today
Denver-7.5 (hook buy)
Notre Dame-13.5 (hook buy)
Clemson-6.5 1st halfComment -
2 plays... hmm... ok, thanks for the heads upOriginally posted by cocknocker
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Intermediate weather report for this evening...cool and cloudy with late weather still to be determined but could be stormy...stay tuned...
Denver-7.5 (hook buy).................................... .....Loser
Notre Dame-13.5 (hook buy)................................Loser
Clemson-6.5 1st half.................................... ........Loser
Late added game...
New York/Orlando OVER 106 2nd half...................Winner
More add on games...coming in fast and furious now like a squall line....
Boston -5.5 1st half.................................... .........Loser
Denver -4 2nd half.................................... ..........Loser
Anotherchase...er....late selection..
Boston OVER 100.5 2nd half...................................L oser
Got a bad feeling its gonna be really stormy with lots of lightening...
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DAMN CK...LOT's of losses going on....gonna have to start fading
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Originally posted by SmacksmiterIntermediate weather report for this evening...cool and cloudy with late weather still to be determined but could be stormy...stay tuned...
Denver-7.5 (hook buy).................................... .....Loser
Notre Dame-13.5 (hook buy)................................Loser
Clemson-6.5 1st half.................................... ........Loser
Late added game...
New York/Orlando OVER 106 2nd half...................Winner
More add on games...coming in fast and furious now like a squall line....
Boston -5.5 1st half.................................... .........Loser
Denver -4 2nd half.................................... ..........Loser
Anotherchase...er....late selection..
Boston OVER 100.5 2nd half...................................
Got a bad feeling its gonna be really stormy with lots of lightening...
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Originally posted by SmacksmiterIntermediate weather report for this evening...cool and cloudy with late weather still to be determined but could be stormy...stay tuned...
Denver-7.5 (hook buy).................................... .....Loser
Notre Dame-13.5 (hook buy)................................Loser
Clemson-6.5 1st half.................................... ........Loser
Late added game...
New York/Orlando OVER 106 2nd half...................Winner
More add on games...coming in fast and furious now like a squall line....
Boston -5.5 1st half.................................... .........Loser
Denver -4 2nd half.................................... ..........Loser
Anotherchase...er....late selection..
Boston OVER 100.5 2nd half...................................L oser
Got a bad feeling its gonna be really stormy with lots of lightening...
Well...as one writer put it so succinctly... "It was a dark and stormy night..."
Lightening crackled all across the California skies as the storm chasers sought to salvage something from the disastrous weather that beat down on them like hailstones of biblical proportions...but, to no avail...the weather could not be stopped...its still raining heavily but there is nothing left to wager on...nothing to do but pack up the soggy spreadsheets and tips from grumpy old men and head off to bed...
As for this reporter...I take no joy in this...it is a job that someone must do...the weather cannot be ignored as it affects everyone here on this SBR forum...Ignore the weather at your own risk, as many have discovered yet once again...
I grow weary...I must retire for the evening and ponder if and when the weather will ever be sunny again...surely the sun will shine tomorrow...bet your bottom dollar....uh...nevermind
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no joy indeed...Originally posted by Smacksmiter
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people need to not be so quick to drink the hater-ade....
think long term hereComment -
hehehe...ck loses yet again...gotta love it...Comment -
nm lolOriginally posted by SmacksmiterComment -
Originally posted by Dexteryeah, it affects non-self thinkers like you who rely on others to handicap your games...lol
smacky - your loan shark is ringing the phone - go run and hide
the guy has bitter written all over him...what did CK ever do to this guy? it's amazing how one takes precious time out just to be CK's satistician...Elias should hire this guy...what's next? a biography of CK? it's just unbelievable......
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sure fade him and you will loose your house and everything you own to your bookie, gotta love that oneOriginally posted by simran10
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simran and smack,
dont laugh at other people if they lose.
better to concentrate on your play so you can contribute to the forum and earn some cash.
you wont gain anything from laughing and making fun of someone if they made a wrong pick. everyone has experienced that.
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The morning dawned and the devastating power of Mother Nature was seen across the Golden State as never before since the Weather Report began some 2 weeks ago...this reporter witnessed the destruction as the storm chasers raced across the state trying to catch one last ray of sunshine before the books were done for the night and it was not a pretty sight to see...Lets see what the damage was...
Ck went 1-6 on the night... -5.80 units...his cumulative record since the "correction" is now 23-21 and -3.75 units. Only one way the weather can go for Ck and that is up...best wishes for your bounce back high pressure day today Ck!
I won with my selection of the Charlotte Bobcats and went 1-0 on the night +1.0 units...cumulative record now at 3-3 and -.30 units. My selection for today is the Cleveland Cavaliers -1.5 at the Houston Rockets... 1 unit per usual.
The sun will most certainly shine again and little rays of sunshine are already pouring from the Golden State as the quest for perfection once again heats up...the recuperative powers and short memories of gamblers lets us know here at the Weather Report that our work will never be done...as the weather will continue on and on and on...Armed with the knowledge and power of the Weather Report...you, gentle reader, can weather the storms and come out smelling like a rose..
May all your weather be perfect in every way today!
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Hey Peter, i"ve made loads fading ck already...so don't u come here and talk about me losing...tats why i'm so happy....and now u look like the real loser, peterpan....hehehe....Comment -
Intermediate weather report here as we are just a bit before 7pm EST and the night games are soon beginning...it appears as if there might be less rain tonight...but...one can hardly predict the weather, as you all know, anything could happen...lets see whats on the slate so far...
CBB
Illinois-7.5..................................... ......................Winner
Cincinnati +5...................................... .................Winner
Further add on selections as needed and warranted by the weather... BTW...heard a rumor about a
...be careful, they can cause instant blizzard conditions.
Sorry about the late entries for the late added games...here they are...
CBB
Washington -3.5..................................... ................Loser
San Diego -3.5..................................... ...................Winner
Washington -2.5..................................... ................Loser
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I didn't get home in time to play schaapattack's plays as you can plainly see. He didn't put his picks up until after i had already left for the day. So when I got back most of them were already in action. I listed them as he requested however. So as far as his plays are concerned today NO PLAYComment -
winner 34-14 1st half
45-23-3 ats nowComment -
Yawnnn...
Isn't it funny that most weathermen aren't always correct.... giving out bullshit weather reports.
I seriously hope you got a better job than a weatherman smack.Comment -
cocknocker - you are feeding right into this guy by posting here....just drop it man. he'll be long gone when you get on a hot streak.Comment -
yeah CK, best way is just to ignore this. just do what you do best and everything will fall into place. to the people who want to fade...fade at your own risk...after the blind tailing, now comes the blind fading...
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If a person's motive is to put bad press out about you, yuo'd better be in tune with what he is doing. I'm not bothered by this guy. He isn't exactly burning it up by any means. Still don't quite understand why he is counting my guest plays and featured cappers plays but whatever...I am still going to make sure that i am being represented in a correct manner.Comment -
ck you're giving this guy too much respect. mafia members like you and dex and anyone else should just stop posting in this thread. you may want to pop in every once in awhile to say "hey, smacky, i won 3500 yesterday, you articulate bitch," and that would be fine. but i think there should be a rule created and a lock put on this thread if the individual involved has openly admitted that he's not wagering anything on his picks. this is not a knitting forum. we're degenerate gamblers here, and no broke weathermen are allowed.Comment -
Now this post is a fascinating one indeed...I will attempt to clarify for you again the nature of what is going on here...Originally posted by cocknocker
1. There is no motive for "bad press" to be put out by the Weather Report...we simply report the weather, we do not make it...you can't blame the weatherman for the weather...well, I guess you can try, but your animus will be sorely displaced...
2. The Weather Report was never started to provide some sort of competitive environment for you to respond to and "win"...the posting requirement for me was a rule issued by Willie Bee and I complied...
3. If you list plays you are tailing from other cappers as ones you yourself are personally playing...you have taken ownership of them and since they are listed in your thread as plays you are playing...they are counted toward your record...it is a simple concept. If you do not want the plays that you tail other cappers counted in your record, don't list them as your selections...Keep them private like you do the secret plays now....as usual, it is your perogative Sir...
Congratulations on a nice bounce back day!
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Good Morning and rise and shine! The Weather Report is getting an early jump on the day and what a beautiful day it must be as the skies were clear and blue for "Bounceback Thursday" in sunny Oakland...selections were kept to a minimum and the cold weather fronts were kept at bay out in the Pacific...lets take a look at the numbers from last night...
Ck went 3-2 on his posted selections and was +.80 units...cumulative totals now stand at 26-23 and -2.95 units over the last 7 days since the "correction"...
I went 0-1 on my selection of the Cleveland Cavaliers -1.5 and -1.10 units on the night...cumulative total is now 3-4 and -1.40 units.
My selection for today is..The Los Angeles Lakers -2 at the Denver Nuggets.
Rumors regardinghave not been confirmed but should you, gentle reader, decide to search out these often mentioned but elusive selections, please be aware that since Ck no longer wishes to post them, the Weather Report cannot track them...therefore the weather on them could be very foggy, damp and slippery...tread carefully in this kind of weather as there is a high probability that falling down could occur...the Weather Report is here to prevent this kind of personal injury and we hope and pray that you carefully consider our warning...
A fine day indeed as any day you can post the + in your high pressure zone...its all good! Congratulations on a winning day Ck and best of luck for continued success in your hunt for better weather!
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I have to wonder aloud, don't you have anything better to do with your time?
Seriously. 
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I agree if you put this much times into handicapping you wouldn't have to follow someones picks and in turn you would not have to start this thread when the person you followed had a bad couple of daysComment
