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  • Dexter
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-24-08
    • 25829

    #106
    Originally posted by cocknocker
    Dexter can PM me and ask me for anything under the sun and I will let him know to the letter what I am doing.

    Dexter is cooler than the other side of the pillow. Smacky? You ain't showed me shit but spite. Keep that record going, homes
    yeah, thanks for that tim duncan text homie!
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    • Smacksmiter
      SBR MVP
      • 12-20-08
      • 1169

      #107
      Good Morning weather aficionados! All of you weather connoisseurs and gourmets have the great appreciation of The Weather Report for your continued PMs of encouragement...keep em coming for we most certainly will continue to report the weather...as some are fond of saying... "Its a MARATHON, not a SPRINT" ... and we are here for the long haul...speaking of "hauling", lets see what late winter on the West coast brings to the nation of sports wagering today!

      The sun shone brightly as Cleveland placed an early W high in the stratosphere...Chicago was also like a bright star in the early morning dawn stacking more winners into a sunny and breezy sky...however, as is sometimes the case, a steady low pressure system moved in late in the day to bring Ck's record to 3-4 for the day and his first posted losing record day since the "correction" took place some 5 days ago.

      For the day Ck was down -1.15 units.

      Cumulative totals for the last 5 days... 22-15...+2.05 units. PC plays 0-1.

      Orlando laid down to the bulls for my 0-1 last night, down 1.10 units. Cumulative totals ... 2-3... and -1.30 units.

      My selection for tonight is the Charlotte Bobcats -2.5 at the Sacramento Kings... This is NOT a Morrison play as NBA Hero has so correctly pointed out. Thanks NBA Hero!
      Best of Luck to you today and may all your bets be weather winners!
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      • Smacksmiter
        SBR MVP
        • 12-20-08
        • 1169

        #108
        Originally posted by Dexter
        you've been in his thread long enough, and im sure you have seen the few times he has posted the dollar amount that relate to a normal, big, heavy play - the increments i mentioned (1,3,5 units) would make sense to me.
        "Celtics will obliterate the Clips tonight. I may lay off of all of my other plays and play just that game SUPER HEAVY" ...Ck in his thread.

        Dexter, since you have the inside track on Increment Terminology Interpretation (or ITI for short), I was wondering if you could give me the units that "would make sense to you" for this new moniker... Thanks in advance!

        I need to know where it fits in on the scale...

        Normal...Big...Heavy...PC...and now "SUPER HEAVY". My head hurts...
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        • cocknocker
          Restricted User
          • 11-06-08
          • 8001

          #109
          Right because once again, it's none of your business.You just make sure that you keep the record straight and that's all that you need to concentrate on. No on is asking you how much you're about to lose on Charlotte tonight, because it's also none of our business and actually i really don't think that anyone cares. Just count it as one unit like all the rest of the plays as Uncle Willie spelled out for you countless times.
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          • NBA Hero
            SBR MVP
            • 12-05-08
            • 1886

            #110
            dude you are way of on your JM. it should be a C bet. but it doesnt apply cause B bet on char is a push. so it is considered a win. so Char play is not a JM anymore.

            A bet @ hous
            B bet @ phoe
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            • Willie Bee
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-14-06
              • 15726

              #111
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              • Chi_archie
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-22-08
                • 63172

                #112
                Originally posted by Willie Bee

                greatest clip ever...lol

                as a psychologist, this thread is fascinating to me.... I can't help but come back every day




                I wish I had skates
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                • Dexter
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 12-24-08
                  • 25829

                  #113
                  Originally posted by Smacksmiter
                  "Celtics will obliterate the Clips tonight. I may lay off of all of my other plays and play just that game SUPER HEAVY" ...Ck in his thread.

                  Dexter, since you have the inside track on Increment Terminology Interpretation (or ITI for short), I was wondering if you could give me the units that "would make sense to you" for this new moniker... Thanks in advance!

                  I need to know where it fits in on the scale...

                  Normal...Big...Heavy...PC...and now "SUPER HEAVY". My head hurts...
                  i already did.
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                  • cocknocker
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-06-08
                    • 8001

                    #114
                    Hey, Smacky

                    I am only making two plays today

                    Denver-7.5 (hook buy)

                    Notre Dame-13.5 (hook buy)

                    Clemson-6.5 1st half
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                    • Smacksmiter
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-20-08
                      • 1169

                      #115
                      Originally posted by cocknocker
                      Hey, Smacky

                      I am only making two plays today

                      Denver-7.5 (hook buy)

                      Notre Dame-13.5 (hook buy)

                      Clemson-6.5 1st half
                      2 plays... hmm... ok, thanks for the heads up
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                      • Smacksmiter
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-20-08
                        • 1169

                        #116
                        Intermediate weather report for this evening...cool and cloudy with late weather still to be determined but could be stormy...stay tuned...

                        Denver-7.5 (hook buy).................................... .....Loser
                        Notre Dame-13.5 (hook buy)................................Loser
                        Clemson-6.5 1st half.................................... ........Loser

                        Late added game...
                        New York/Orlando OVER 106 2nd half...................Winner

                        More add on games...coming in fast and furious now like a squall line....

                        Boston -5.5 1st half.................................... .........Loser
                        Denver -4 2nd half.................................... ..........Loser

                        Another
                        chase...er....late selection..
                        Boston OVER 100.5 2nd half...................................L oser

                        Got a bad feeling its gonna be really stormy with lots of lightening...

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                        • masr
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-20-07
                          • 4773

                          #117
                          DAMN CK...LOT's of losses going on....gonna have to start fading
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                          • pho3nix32
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-09-09
                            • 1465

                            #118
                            Originally posted by Smacksmiter
                            Intermediate weather report for this evening...cool and cloudy with late weather still to be determined but could be stormy...stay tuned...

                            Denver-7.5 (hook buy).................................... .....Loser
                            Notre Dame-13.5 (hook buy)................................Loser
                            Clemson-6.5 1st half.................................... ........Loser

                            Late added game...
                            New York/Orlando OVER 106 2nd half...................Winner

                            More add on games...coming in fast and furious now like a squall line....

                            Boston -5.5 1st half.................................... .........Loser
                            Denver -4 2nd half.................................... ..........Loser

                            Another chase...er....late selection..
                            Boston OVER 100.5 2nd half...................................

                            Got a bad feeling its gonna be really stormy with lots of lightening...


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                            • Smacksmiter
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-20-08
                              • 1169

                              #119
                              Originally posted by Smacksmiter
                              Intermediate weather report for this evening...cool and cloudy with late weather still to be determined but could be stormy...stay tuned...

                              Denver-7.5 (hook buy).................................... .....Loser
                              Notre Dame-13.5 (hook buy)................................Loser
                              Clemson-6.5 1st half.................................... ........Loser

                              Late added game...
                              New York/Orlando OVER 106 2nd half...................Winner

                              More add on games...coming in fast and furious now like a squall line....

                              Boston -5.5 1st half.................................... .........Loser
                              Denver -4 2nd half.................................... ..........Loser

                              Another
                              chase...er....late selection..
                              Boston OVER 100.5 2nd half...................................L oser

                              Got a bad feeling its gonna be really stormy with lots of lightening...


                              Well...as one writer put it so succinctly... "It was a dark and stormy night..."

                              Lightening crackled all across the California skies as the storm chasers sought to salvage something from the disastrous weather that beat down on them like hailstones of biblical proportions...but, to no avail...the weather could not be stopped...its still raining heavily but there is nothing left to wager on...nothing to do but pack up the soggy spreadsheets and tips from grumpy old men and head off to bed...

                              As for this reporter...I take no joy in this...it is a job that someone must do...the weather cannot be ignored as it affects everyone here on this SBR forum...Ignore the weather at your own risk, as many have discovered yet once again...

                              I grow weary...I must retire for the evening and ponder if and when the weather will ever be sunny again...surely the sun will shine tomorrow...bet your bottom dollar....uh...nevermind
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                              • pho3nix32
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-09-09
                                • 1465

                                #120
                                Originally posted by Smacksmiter
                                As for this reporter...I take no joy in this...it is a job that someone must do...
                                no joy indeed...
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                                • Chi_archie
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-22-08
                                  • 63172

                                  #121
                                  people need to not be so quick to drink the hater-ade....

                                  think long term here
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                                  • simran10
                                    SBR Hustler
                                    • 11-07-08
                                    • 86

                                    #122
                                    hehehe...ck loses yet again...gotta love it...
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                                    • Dexter
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 12-24-08
                                      • 25829

                                      #123
                                      Originally posted by Smacksmiter
                                      As for this reporter...I take no joy in this...it is a job that someone must do...the weather cannot be ignored as it affects everyone here on this SBR forum...Ignore the weather at your own risk, as many have discovered yet once again...

                                      nm lol
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                                      • pho3nix32
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-09-09
                                        • 1465

                                        #124
                                        Originally posted by Dexter
                                        yeah, it affects non-self thinkers like you who rely on others to handicap your games...lol

                                        smacky - your loan shark is ringing the phone - go run and hide
                                        the guy has bitter written all over him...what did CK ever do to this guy? it's amazing how one takes precious time out just to be CK's satistician...Elias should hire this guy...what's next? a biography of CK? it's just unbelievable......
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                                        • peterpan19
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 11-02-08
                                          • 3377

                                          #125
                                          Originally posted by simran10
                                          hehehe...ck loses yet again...gotta love it...
                                          sure fade him and you will loose your house and everything you own to your bookie, gotta love that one
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                                          • NBA Hero
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-05-08
                                            • 1886

                                            #126
                                            simran and smack,

                                            dont laugh at other people if they lose.

                                            better to concentrate on your play so you can contribute to the forum and earn some cash.

                                            you wont gain anything from laughing and making fun of someone if they made a wrong pick. everyone has experienced that.

                                            GL with our plays.
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                                            • Smacksmiter
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-20-08
                                              • 1169

                                              #127
                                              The morning dawned and the devastating power of Mother Nature was seen across the Golden State as never before since the Weather Report began some 2 weeks ago...this reporter witnessed the destruction as the storm chasers raced across the state trying to catch one last ray of sunshine before the books were done for the night and it was not a pretty sight to see...Lets see what the damage was...

                                              Ck went 1-6 on the night... -5.80 units...his cumulative record since the "correction" is now 23-21 and -3.75 units. Only one way the weather can go for Ck and that is up...best wishes for your bounce back high pressure day today Ck!

                                              I won with my selection of the Charlotte Bobcats and went 1-0 on the night +1.0 units...cumulative record now at 3-3 and -.30 units. My selection for today is the Cleveland Cavaliers -1.5 at the Houston Rockets... 1 unit per usual.

                                              The sun will most certainly shine again and little rays of sunshine are already pouring from the Golden State as the quest for perfection once again heats up...the recuperative powers and short memories of gamblers lets us know here at the Weather Report that our work will never be done...as the weather will continue on and on and on...Armed with the knowledge and power of the Weather Report...you, gentle reader, can weather the storms and come out smelling like a rose..

                                              May all your weather be perfect in every way today!




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                                              • simran10
                                                SBR Hustler
                                                • 11-07-08
                                                • 86

                                                #128
                                                Hey Peter, i"ve made loads fading ck already...so don't u come here and talk about me losing...tats why i'm so happy....and now u look like the real loser, peterpan....hehehe....
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                                                • Smacksmiter
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-20-08
                                                  • 1169

                                                  #129
                                                  Intermediate weather report here as we are just a bit before 7pm EST and the night games are soon beginning...it appears as if there might be less rain tonight...but...one can hardly predict the weather, as you all know, anything could happen...lets see whats on the slate so far...

                                                  CBB
                                                  Illinois-7.5..................................... ......................Winner
                                                  Cincinnati +5...................................... .................Winner

                                                  Further add on selections as needed and warranted by the weather... BTW...heard a rumor about a ...be careful, they can cause instant blizzard conditions.

                                                  Sorry about the late entries for the late added games...here they are...

                                                  CBB
                                                  Washington -3.5..................................... ................Loser
                                                  San Diego -3.5..................................... ...................Winner
                                                  Washington -2.5..................................... ................Loser
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                                                  • cocknocker
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 11-06-08
                                                    • 8001

                                                    #130
                                                    I didn't get home in time to play schaapattack's plays as you can plainly see. He didn't put his picks up until after i had already left for the day. So when I got back most of them were already in action. I listed them as he requested however. So as far as his plays are concerned today NO PLAY
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                                                    • cocknocker
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 11-06-08
                                                      • 8001

                                                      #131
                                                      winner 34-14 1st half

                                                      45-23-3 ats now
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                                                      • camel
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 02-26-09
                                                        • 1711

                                                        #132
                                                        Yawnnn...

                                                        Isn't it funny that most weathermen aren't always correct.... giving out bullshit weather reports.

                                                        I seriously hope you got a better job than a weatherman smack.
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                                                        • Dexter
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 12-24-08
                                                          • 25829

                                                          #133
                                                          cocknocker - you are feeding right into this guy by posting here....just drop it man. he'll be long gone when you get on a hot streak.
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                                                          • pho3nix32
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-09-09
                                                            • 1465

                                                            #134
                                                            yeah CK, best way is just to ignore this. just do what you do best and everything will fall into place. to the people who want to fade...fade at your own risk...after the blind tailing, now comes the blind fading...
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                                                            • cocknocker
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 11-06-08
                                                              • 8001

                                                              #135
                                                              If a person's motive is to put bad press out about you, yuo'd better be in tune with what he is doing. I'm not bothered by this guy. He isn't exactly burning it up by any means. Still don't quite understand why he is counting my guest plays and featured cappers plays but whatever...I am still going to make sure that i am being represented in a correct manner.
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                                                              • texhooper
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 01-05-09
                                                                • 10001

                                                                #136
                                                                ck you're giving this guy too much respect. mafia members like you and dex and anyone else should just stop posting in this thread. you may want to pop in every once in awhile to say "hey, smacky, i won 3500 yesterday, you articulate bitch," and that would be fine. but i think there should be a rule created and a lock put on this thread if the individual involved has openly admitted that he's not wagering anything on his picks. this is not a knitting forum. we're degenerate gamblers here, and no broke weathermen are allowed.
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                                                                • Smacksmiter
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 12-20-08
                                                                  • 1169

                                                                  #137
                                                                  Originally posted by cocknocker
                                                                  If a person's motive is to put bad press out about you, yuo'd better be in tune with what he is doing. I'm not bothered by this guy. He isn't exactly burning it up by any means. Still don't quite understand why he is counting my guest plays and featured cappers plays but whatever...I am still going to make sure that i am being represented in a correct manner.
                                                                  Now this post is a fascinating one indeed...I will attempt to clarify for you again the nature of what is going on here...

                                                                  1. There is no motive for "bad press" to be put out by the Weather Report...we simply report the weather, we do not make it...you can't blame the weatherman for the weather...well, I guess you can try, but your animus will be sorely displaced...

                                                                  2. The Weather Report was never started to provide some sort of competitive environment for you to respond to and "win"...the posting requirement for me was a rule issued by Willie Bee and I complied...

                                                                  3. If you list plays you are tailing from other cappers as ones you yourself are personally playing...you have taken ownership of them and since they are listed in your thread as plays you are playing...they are counted toward your record...it is a simple concept. If you do not want the plays that you tail other cappers counted in your record, don't list them as your selections...Keep them private like you do the secret plays now....as usual, it is your perogative Sir...

                                                                  Congratulations on a nice bounce back day!
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                                                                  • Smacksmiter
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-20-08
                                                                    • 1169

                                                                    #138
                                                                    Good Morning and rise and shine! The Weather Report is getting an early jump on the day and what a beautiful day it must be as the skies were clear and blue for "Bounceback Thursday" in sunny Oakland...selections were kept to a minimum and the cold weather fronts were kept at bay out in the Pacific...lets take a look at the numbers from last night...

                                                                    Ck went 3-2 on his posted selections and was +.80 units...cumulative totals now stand at 26-23 and -2.95 units over the last 7 days since the "correction"...

                                                                    I went 0-1 on my selection of the Cleveland Cavaliers -1.5 and -1.10 units on the night...cumulative total is now 3-4 and -1.40 units.

                                                                    My selection for today is..The Los Angeles Lakers -2 at the Denver Nuggets.

                                                                    Rumors regarding have not been confirmed but should you, gentle reader, decide to search out these often mentioned but elusive selections, please be aware that since Ck no longer wishes to post them, the Weather Report cannot track them...therefore the weather on them could be very foggy, damp and slippery...tread carefully in this kind of weather as there is a high probability that falling down could occur...the Weather Report is here to prevent this kind of personal injury and we hope and pray that you carefully consider our warning...

                                                                    A fine day indeed as any day you can post the + in your high pressure zone...its all good! Congratulations on a winning day Ck and best of luck for continued success in your hunt for better weather!
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                                                                    • TodaysAction
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 08-01-08
                                                                      • 12762

                                                                      #139
                                                                      I have to wonder aloud, don't you have anything better to do with your time? Seriously.
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                                                                      • JGILL50
                                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                                        • 10-31-08
                                                                        • 836

                                                                        #140
                                                                        I agree if you put this much times into handicapping you wouldn't have to follow someones picks and in turn you would not have to start this thread when the person you followed had a bad couple of days
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