How Do You Eat Your Banana In Public?

[Seaweed]

Do you eat it by biting into it or do you rip pieces off with your hand? Do you feel comfortable biting into it? Be honest

[tony_come]

I'm horny

[Seaweed]

I'm horny

Settle down Tony

[rm18]

smoothie though dont really like bananas

[Seaweed]

smoothie though dont really like bananas

Me too

Prefer strawberry banana smoothie

[Itsamazing777]

Same way you do in bed.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Who the fuk still eats bananas?

[Auto Donk]

Do you eat it by biting into it or do you rip pieces off with your hand? Do you feel comfortable biting into it? Be honest

Question on my mind is do you lift the mask up, possibly exposing what you're so scared to expose to sbr, or do you shove the banana into the big-ass nose hole and take the hole thing in at once, deep-throat style?

[TheMoneyShot]

I tried freezing bananas buying in bulk for shakes... and this one dude says it's easy to freeze and last longer...

But for some reason it turned my stomach... probably moldy etc? I thought you could freeze fruit?

[franka33]

I prefer shoving the whole bannana in my mouth I don't mess around if someone says something to me I'll simply respond with that's not what your dad said last night that will keep them quiet

[innovation]

fork and knife.....like a proper posh

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

[KVB]

[jtoler]

I tried freezing bananas buying in bulk for shakes... and this one dude says it's easy to freeze and last longer...

But for some reason it turned my stomach... probably moldy etc? I thought you could freeze fruit?

Why would you think you could freeze fruit and why would you want to. Just the thought of it doesnt seem like it would turn out right.

[brooks85]

freeze to lock in ripeness and availability if it is seasonal. Like pomegranates.

also for bananas people do it for banana nut bread, freeze them and then let them thaw. They want them mushy.

[DwightShrute]

Who the fuk still eats bananas?

25 Powerful Reasons to Eat Bananas

JB BARDOT (NATURALNEWS)

You'll never look at a banana the same way again after discovering the many health benefits and reasons to add them to your diet. Bananas combat depression, make you smarter, cure hangovers, relieve morning sickness, protect against kidney cancer, diabetes, osteoporosis and blindness. They can cure the itch of a mosquito bite and put a great shine on your shoes.

If you think bananas are just for monkeys, think again.

1. Bananas help overcome depression due to high levels of tryptophan, which is converted into serotonin -- the happy-mood brain neurotransmitter.
2. Eat two bananas before a strenuous workout to pack an energy punch and sustain your blood sugar.
3. Protect against muscle cramps during workouts and nighttime leg cramps by eating a banana.
4. Counteract calcium loss during urination and build strong bones by supplementing with a banana.
5. Improve your mood and reduce PMS symptoms by eating a banana, which regulates blood sugar and produces stress-relieving relaxation.
6. Bananas reduce swelling, protect against type II diabetes, aid weight loss, strengthen the nervous system, and help with the production of white blood cells, all due to high levels of vitamin B-6.
7. Strengthen your blood and relieve anemia with the added iron from bananas.
8. High in potassium and low in salt, bananas are officially recognized by the FDA as being able to lower blood pressure and protect against heart attack and stroke.
   
   Eating Bananas Aids Digestion
   
9. Rich in pectin, bananas aid digestion and gently chelate toxins and heavy metals from the body.
10. Bananas act as a prebiotic, stimulating the growth of friendly bacteria in the bowel. They also produce digestive enzymes to assist in absorbing nutrients.
11. Constipated? High fiber in bananas can help normalize bowel motility.
12. Got the runs? Bananas are soothing to the digestive tract and help restore lost electrolytes after diarrhoea.
13. Bananas are a natural antacid, providing relief from acid reflux, heartburn and GERD.
14. Bananas are the only raw fruit that can be consumed without distress to relieve stomach ulcers by coating the lining of the stomach against corrosive acids.
    
    Natural Cures From A Simple Banana
    
15. Eating bananas will help prevent kidney cancer, protects the eyes against macular degeneration and builds strong bones by increasing calcium absorption.
16. Bananas make you smarter and help with learning by making you more alert. Eat a banana before an exam to benefit from the high levels of potassium.
17. Bananas are high in antioxidants, providing protection from free radicals and chronic disease.
18. Eating a banana between meals helps stabilize blood sugar and reduce nausea from morning sickness.
19. Rub a bug bite or hives with the inside of the banana peel to relieve itching and irritation.
20. Control blood sugar and avoid binging between meals by eating a banana.
21. Eating a banana can lower the body temperature and cool you during a fever or on a hot day.
22. The natural mood-enhancer tryptophan, helps to relieve Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD).
23. Quitting smoking? Bananas contain high levels of B-vitamins as well as potassium and magnesium to speed recovery from the effects of withdrawal.
24. Remove a wart by placing the inside of a piece of banana peel against the wart and taping it in place.
25. Rub the inside of a banana peel on your leather shoes or handbag and polish with a dry cloth for a quick shine.

[DwightShrute]

[Auto Donk]

https://youtu.be/j-jV7AB7aME

[grease lightnin]

Seaweed, I bet you lay down on the couch with your head hanging over the side and just swallow that bad boy.

[Eddy Munny]

I eat my banana in public the same way I wear my Banana Republic... with panache.

[Auto Donk]

Seaweed, I bet you lay down on the couch with your head hanging over the side and just swallow that bad boy.

yep.... tho u forgot to mention what else is goin' on with him while doing so.... specifically, him gyrating his ass in a circular motion on a lube up plantain that's jammed 3/4 of the way up his ass...........

[Big Bear]

Who the fuk still eats bananas?

whats wrong with eating bananas?

potassium bro

[Big Bear]

they say eating Bananas instantly reduces your chance of having a heart attack

[cashin81]

who the hell rips banana pieces by hand????????
once you nibble the top bit off, it no longer resembles a penis.

[Russian Rocket]

Seaweed, I bet you lay down on the couch with your head hanging over the side and just swallow that bad boy.

[Auto Donk]

not only that, he takes two plumbs, rolls them around in cat hair, then tapes those bad boys to the banana, so he doesn't miss out on the sensation of having fuzzy nuts on his chin/face

[Russian Rocket]

not only that, he takes two plumbs, rolls them around in cat hair, then tapes those bad boys to the banana, so he doesn't miss out on the sensation of having fuzzy nuts on his chin/face

Donker you're killing it...

[tony_come]

they say eating Bananas instantly reduces your chance of having a heart attack

Don't believe the hype

[Dilo]

Slice that thing into banana chips, and flip it like a quarter. It's one of the cool tricks I learned while studying abroad. Even more impressive if you can catch it with your mouth.

[DwightShrute]

they say eating Bananas instantly reduces your chance of having a heart attack

I read that bananas are good for blood pressure. Full of potassium.

[Auto Donk]

but, according to seeweed, these health benefits are offset by the dangers of choking on then and transferring bacteria/foreign organisms into one's rectum when jamming half a bushel of em, unpeeled, up your arse

[cashin81]

ohhh the sex noises this she would make.....................

[Dilo]

Has anyone ever had an experience with two bananas, and is not too shy to tell their story...

[CountNo_Account]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

not only that, he takes two plumbs, rolls them around in cat hair, then tapes those bad boys to the banana, so he doesn't miss out on the sensation of having fuzzy nuts on his chin/face