What Are Some Tricks MLB Players Use To Hide Their Erections on the Field

**CWD** · 08-15-15, 03:41 AM

**Chi_archie** · 08-15-15, 06:26 AM

in the dugout they get the batboy or bench coach to spit some tobacco juice on the tip of their pp, between innings

**manny24** · 08-15-15, 06:47 AM

**daneblazer** · 08-15-15, 06:58 AM

Most players don't get turned on by sweaty guys. Prob not easy to get one with a cup anyways

**Jayvegas420** · 08-15-15, 11:59 AM

Look for ugky chicks in the stands?

**Straight Cash** · 08-15-15, 12:00 PM

Tuck it under their belts like the rest of us, duh.

**innovation** · 08-15-15, 12:05 PM

pro's only get erect on grand slams

and perfect games

**vividjohn45** · 08-15-15, 12:08 PM

Why you really watch pro sports seaweed. ?

**Antibet** · 08-15-15, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by manny24

OMG!!! This is how Angelito looks like when he gets horny!

**RavensFan2k3** · 08-15-15, 02:47 PM

I don't get random erections, is something wrong with me?

**hugh_jorgan** · 08-15-15, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Straight Cash

Tuck it under their belts like the rest of us, duh.

Or in their sock.

**Big Bear** · 08-15-15, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

We all know people get random erections.

It's unavoidable, which is why NBA players wear baggy shorts. Stockton wore tight shorts because...well we can connect the dots another time.

Thus,

In basebol when a player gets a hard on or when the outfider gazes at a woman in the stands and feels one coming, what do they do?

Generally, what do you do or what tricks to hide erections in public?

MGd is good beer though

seaweed why try to hide them?

u wouldnt be able to see the dikk poking out anyway bc they all wear a cup.

baseball players normally only get erections in the shower room.

sometimes when that warm water hits your balls and shaft it naturally causes the rooster to stiffen up.

its normal though all baseball players have a hard on at one point or another in the shower ... most of the time players just ignore it or they might playfully slap your ass with towel or make a dikk joke but its accepted and its happen to all of them before... including Mike Trout.

**CWD** · 08-15-15, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Big Bear

seaweed why try to hide them?

u wouldnt be able to see the dikk poking out anyway bc they all wear a cup.

baseball players normally only get erections in the shower room.

sometimes when that warm water hits your balls and shaft it naturally causes the rooster to stiffen up.

its normal though all baseball players have a hard on at one point or another in the shower ... most of the time players just ignore it or they might playfully slap your ass with towel or make a dikk joke but its accepted and its happen to all of them before... including Mike Trout.

maybe trout but never B HARP

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-15-15, 03:55 PM

MLB players don't get boners on the field.

It's the soccer players that get all horned up while playing.

**BennyBigNuts** · 08-15-15, 04:29 PM

Remember when SBR actually had a forum and would immediately saloon this shit.
Forum at an all-time low. Prime example.

RIP

**jjgold** · 08-15-15, 04:32 PM

**Seaweed** · 08-15-15, 04:39 PM

JJ you wouldnt understand

Ps i was drunk when i made this thread

**Seaweed** · 08-15-15, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by BennyBigNuts

Remember when SBR actually had a forum and would immediately saloon this shit.
Forum at an all-time low. Prime example.

RIP

Its sports related

**leetreaper** · 08-15-15, 04:42 PM

Please someone SHOOT this clown ASAP....

Shari, why did you let him back in? The forum is fukking trash now...

**44 Mag** · 08-15-15, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by RavensFan2k3

I don't get random erections, is something wrong with me?

NO. There is something wrong that anyone would post this stupid question. But I guess the answer is simple, they think of seaweed, and problem solved.

**manny24** · 08-15-15, 04:56 PM

couple things

1. innovation answered correctly as usual

2. sounds like Bear more likely than not eats his corn-on-the-cob the looooooong way

**Seaweed** · 08-15-15, 06:07 PM

Thread is resolved

**Roadtrip635** · 08-15-15, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

You were worried about peoples avatars, but baseball erection threads are fine.
Business as usual.

**Booya711** · 08-15-15, 09:24 PM

Mods are slacking as why is this bitches' thread still in PT?? Saloon or delete this worthless fukk

**daneblazer** · 08-15-15, 09:26 PM

Is this real life

**Booya711** · 08-15-15, 09:28 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

Is this real life

Blazer no idea how this Puto is not dead...

**RollinDo** · 08-15-15, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by 44 Mag

NO. There is something wrong that anyone would post this stupid question. But I guess the answer is simple, they think of seaweed, and problem solved.

**RollinDo** · 08-15-15, 10:00 PM

Are we all to the point of losing regularly on mlb to be so focused on this?
I guess I need to factor in the erections per inning (EPI) along with RBI's and ERA's in future capping of games.

**44 Mag** · 08-15-15, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by RollinDo

Are we all to the point of losing regularly on mlb to be so focused on this?
I guess I need to factor in the erections per inning (EPI) along with RBI's and ERA's in future capping of games.

YES. That's what we have been missing all along.

**Big Bear** · 08-15-15, 11:01 PM

seaweed good thread man

**CWD** · 08-15-15, 11:03 PM

#Seaweed

#BigBear

#TheGiantSBR

**The Giant** · 08-15-15, 11:13 PM

Good thread indeed.

I've always wondered where they've hidden their boners.

Could there be a secret compartment in their pant leg??

**akphidelt** · 08-15-15, 11:16 PM

Tons of Buffalo Bills out there

**manny24** · 08-16-15, 07:06 AM

there's no hiding The Giant

biggest erection on SBR