EP36's Super Serial Fuzzy Balls of Fury

**EaglesPhan36** · 07-01-13, 03:59 PM

I think you just made my head 'splode.

**Hardcoar** · 07-01-13, 04:21 PM

I love that squirrel!

**EaglesPhan36** · 07-01-13, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by Hardcoar

You aint no O.G Phanboy...

BTW ... I Charlie Sheened the Del Potro-Ferrer futures. Delpo opens at +120 to +127 depending on where you look. Have him +150 for the future. O.G. Original Greenout.

**tevari** · 07-01-13, 04:33 PM

**Hardcoar** · 07-01-13, 04:42 PM

What, are you saying you bet on Po'Mo under the influence of crack cocaine?

Personally I have Ferrer +200 (crazy American odds!).

WINNING!

**EaglesPhan36** · 07-01-13, 04:48 PM

You hedging that?

**Hardcoar** · 07-01-13, 04:58 PM

No. As a matter of fact I just shoved more on Ferrer @ 1.9. Much higher than I had anticipated and I'm fairly confident in Ferrer Wednesday.

All risk, no reward – HELL YEAH!!

**fitguy67** · 07-01-13, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

I think you just made my head 'splode.

Originally posted by Hardcoar

I love that squirrel!

sorry 'bout dat...occupational hazard (econ prof)...sure as shit squelched the issue tho'...no-one wants to kick me into another boring word-storm (least of all, me...i black-out...and then see paragraphs of shit even i can't comprehend

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**OhMyEli** · 07-01-13, 06:31 PM

EP I'm not going to apologize but I will wait next time, I happened to be in the thread and clicked over and saw 5-2.

Go ahead and jinx me, I don't give two squirrel shits about it. I was just aiming to be positive when all this board does is become negative and tries to tear the next guy down. Do you buddy, if that's how you want to let your frustration out.

**fitguy67** · 07-01-13, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by OhMyEli

EP I'm not going to apologize but I will wait next time, I happened to be in the thread and clicked over and saw 5-2.

Go ahead and jinx me, I don't give two squirrel shits about it. I was just aiming to be positive when all this board does is become negative and tries to tear the next guy down. Do you buddy, if that's how you want to let your frustration out.

You are forgiven my son...subject to a penance...

namely: go to the bottom of the previous page, post #945...and STUDY IT(not read...study)...then summarize it in your own words into something twitter-able...post that summary here...and join the local chapter of PCA (premature celebrants annonymous)...if none exists in your area, start one...

henceforth keep always in your heart the "don't piss off the gambling gods" gospel and spread it far and wide

**EaglesPhan36** · 07-01-13, 11:24 PM

July 2nd: Wimbledon
WTA: Lisicki v. Kanepi: NOT Lisicki 2-0 [-102]
ATP Doubles: Zimonjic-Benneteau +100
WTA: Kanepi +255 *0.25 unit

**jinxpro1313** · 07-01-13, 11:35 PM

i tailed you on the fartoli future play for 3 times the amount and have no idea what to do with it now.

**davopnz** · 07-01-13, 11:49 PM

everyone taking some kanepi, damn

**EaglesPhan36** · 07-01-13, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by jinxpro1313

i tailed you on the fartoli future play for 3 times the amount and have no idea what to do with it now.

I'm holding it for another round. If she doesn't beat Sloane, so be it.

**DigBick86** · 07-02-13, 05:38 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

I'm holding it for another round. If she doesn't beat Sloane, so be it.

Really in love with the over in that match, Bartoli has served really well this tourney

**shari91** · 07-02-13, 07:08 AM

If Bartoli doesn't beat Stephens I'm not betting any more tennis until the US Open. Seriously she needs to gtfo of this tourney now as it's beyond a joke and this will be the 2nd match I've lost cash fading this nitwit. I'm also on Aggie but I'm not putting the same pressure on her. GL today EP!!

**Demonata** · 07-02-13, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by shari91

If Bartoli doesn't beat Stephens I'm not betting any more tennis until the US Open. Seriously she needs to gtfo of this tourney now as it's beyond a joke and this will be the 2nd match I've lost cash fading this nitwit. I'm also on Aggie but I'm not putting the same pressure on her. GL today EP!!

Yea so tired of Stephens. She should of lost her last two matches.

**biff** · 07-02-13, 08:19 AM

EP, give me a winner.

**EaglesPhan36** · 07-02-13, 12:17 PM

If Flipkens manages to win, wow - could not be a better set up for Fatty Boom Bah to get to the Final .. if she can put Sloane away first. Either way, proper hedge IMO would be the get the price on the opponent "to win" Wimbledon so you have a Finalist regardless of outcome.

**jinxpro1313** · 07-02-13, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

If Flipkens manages to win, wow - could not be a better set up for Fatty Boom Bah to get to the Final .. if she can put Sloane away first. Either way, proper hedge IMO would be the get the price on the opponent "to win" Wimbledon so you have a Finalist regardless of outcome.

don't jinx it dude. fukk kvitova man

**EaglesPhan36** · 07-02-13, 12:25 PM

I don't jinx it like some my friend. Notice that key word IF in there. I know nothing is over till its over.

Really disappointed with the doubles play today. Looks like Paes-Stepanek may be hitting their stride again. Futures will probably save my tournament. Kind of the opposite if I recall of the French Open.

**ThingsFallApart** · 07-02-13, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

I don't jinx it like some my friend. Notice that key word IF in there. I know nothing is over till its over.

Really disappointed with the doubles play today. Looks like Paes-Stepanek may be hitting their stride again. Futures will probably save my tournament. Kind of the opposite if I recall of the French Open.

EP, youre a grown man, are you seriously going to continue to be a baby about my post yesterday?

You lost the ****ing bet, take it like a man and stop acting like a jinx magically shifted your fate and I took money out of your pocket.

**EaglesPhan36** · 07-02-13, 12:39 PM

It's my thread homey, I can do whatever I want. No one asked you to visit. And I'm just having some fun, so chill out.

**beefcake** · 07-02-13, 01:44 PM

Rolling the fatty man after betting with fatty..!

**shari91** · 07-02-13, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

BTW ... I Charlie Sheened the Del Potro-Ferrer futures. Delpo opens at +120 to +127 depending on where you look. Have him +150 for the future. O.G. Original Greenout.

Just saw this now. I expect royalties for this shizzle.

**EaglesPhan36** · 07-02-13, 01:55 PM

Should be an easy/glorious semifinal hedge on Flipkens. I won't hedge all that much. First timers in GS semis rarely pull it off, but I'll find Flipkens on odds to win Wimbledon and use that. Probably root for Radwanksa on the other side because Lisicki's price is going to be stupid if she makes the final.

**shari91** · 07-02-13, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by fitguy67

sorry 'bout dat...occupational hazard (econ prof)...sure as shit squelched the issue tho'...no-one wants to kick me into another boring word-storm (least of all, me...i black-out...and then see paragraphs of shit even i can't comprehend

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I liked your post and it was 100% true. When I had my thread and people came in congratulating me on bets after the first set or even now when the commentator says something like "her serving has been immaculate" or "surely this one is over now" I start to get itchy. Your brain doesn't remember the times people have said it and things have turned out ok. It naturally focuses on all the times it didn't. It ain't ever over in tennis until the chair ump calls match... especially in the WTA.

**plankton43** · 07-02-13, 01:58 PM

Hey EP, I could really use some of your advice. I have Radwanska, Bartoli, and Flipkens in futures. My biggest fear is that Lisicki will win it all given my long-term luck (I've never hit a tennis future although I've come very close). Do you think it's best that I go all in on Lisicki future now for +126, or pray that she loses to Radwanska and hedge everything I have on the underdog in the final?

**EaglesPhan36** · 07-02-13, 02:01 PM

I would let it ride. Sure the chance might be good that Lisicki gets in there, but you've got 3/4 covered ... and nothing is certain about Lisicki making the Final Remember Ag-Rad has the experience of making a Slam Final. Lisicki does not. This is where nerves are very, very large.

**shari91** · 07-02-13, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by plankton43

Hey EP, I could really use some of your advice. I have Radwanska, Bartoli, and Flipkens in futures. My biggest fear is that Lisicki will win it all given my long-term luck (I've never hit a tennis future although I've come very close). Do you think it's best that I go all in on Lisicki future now for +126, or pray that she loses to Radwanska and hedge everything I have on the underdog in the final?

I'm not EP but I'd give the same advice he did. You have 3 of the remaining 4. Lisicki is a known headcase at times... you don't want to go all in on a future on her. Rad can handle big servers, Bartoli is obviously blessed by the gods and Flipper is solid. Wait until the final is decided at least. If she's in it you'll have pissed money away hedging and still have one player in it. If she's not in it, you have both. You're in a beautiful spot right now.

**EaglesPhan36** · 07-02-13, 02:17 PM

Overall Profit: +3.15
Wimbledon: -2.59
Well futures are my bailout at Wimbledon. Still a couple rounds to get back to Even Steven, that's my goal.

**Hardcoar** · 07-02-13, 02:26 PM

Lisicki's price is stupid in the semis. Really FKing stupid in fact...

@ 2.5.

**plankton43** · 07-02-13, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

I would let it ride. Sure the chance might be good that Lisicki gets in there, but you've got 3/4 covered ... and nothing is certain about Lisicki making the Final Remember Ag-Rad has the experience of making a Slam Final. Lisicki does not. This is where nerves are very, very large.

I agree with both you and Shari, and I think Radwanska has a GREAT shot at winning. However, the thing is that I have Aga for $4650, Flipkins for $1150, and Bartoli for $1050. If I wait out in hopes of Aga winning, I will certainly hedge everything on the underdog (would assume Bartoli or Flipkins would be dogs). If I wait out Lisicki/Radwanska and Lisicki wins, then good chance I could walk away with $0, but if I hedge everything on Lisicki future now, it would be Lisicki winning for $845 as the WORST case scenario. Even with 3/4, there's a good chance I end up with $0.

**tevari** · 07-02-13, 02:43 PM

I'm from a different school of thought than Shari & EP on this one. $845 worst case scenario? i'd be all over that, immediately.

**shari91** · 07-02-13, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by plankton43

I agree with both you and Shari, and I think Radwanska has a GREAT shot at winning. However, the thing is that I have Aga for $4650, Flipkins for $1150, and Bartoli for $1050. If I wait out in hopes of Aga winning, I will certainly hedge everything on the underdog (would assume Bartoli or Flipkins would be dogs). If I wait out Lisicki/Radwanska and Lisicki wins, then good chance I could walk away with $0, but if I hedge everything on Lisicki future now, it would be Lisicki winning for $845 as the WORST case scenario. Even with 3/4, there's a good chance I end up with $0.

You said all in in your first post so it wasn't much of an indication of numbers involved and I'd never recommend that for anyone. Knowing the dollar figures involved on each player now, hedge on Lisicki and be done with it. No stress for you regardless. It's what I call a greenout - you win money no matter what happens. Enviable spot you're in!