What would you guys do if your wife?

[Samfourteen]

I would show the cvnt the back of my hand.

Almost beat the brakes off that broad, lucky there were people around when she got home..

[robmpink]

So what about a free pass? She was the one who started it. Even if you got even, this will fester forever. I'm sorry guy, but having your wife bolt from the same bar to take off with a bunch off guys isn't cool.

[jumpsquat]

of all things you can do, you go to sports betting forum and ask for an opinion...

really? dude, no wonder your wife did this.

[jgilmartin]

Get divorced

This.

[mrpooh]

what would have happened if the roles were reversed? What ever you feel your wife would do to you, do to her

[chopperocker]

At the bar with the wife and her friends, next thing you know the wife had took off with these dudes from France without even saying anything to me. She didn't answer her phone and finally showed up at 5:30am. She said She was swimming all night. What would you fellas do?

you should have disappeared with one of HER friends. after the fact you should now fukk one of her friends then go back to your wife without showering and persuade your wife to blow you. this should lessen the frustration.

[statnerds]

She went alone, or with some of her skank friends?

[robmpink]

Don't know if anyone mentioned this yet. Did she have a bathing suit in her purse all along?

[robmpink]

Don't know if anyone mentioned this yet. Did she have a bathing suit in her purse all along?

One thing the french like is a hairy bu**. Does she?

[robmpink]

Do you have kids?

[robmpink]

Has she over done coke?

[CarpeDime]

One thing the french like is a hairy bu**. Does she?

yes very true

if she has one theirs your answer

[Jerm3462]

She definitely has zero respect for you, dude.

[boeing power]

She's a whore and you're the biggest fukin p*ssy in the world if this is true.

[Samfourteen]

She's a whore and you're the biggest fukin p*ssy in the world if this is true.

Would love to see you in street. I'd smash that azz

[texhooper]

yes very true

if she has one theirs your answer

i agree. if i was going to cheat with some french dudes, i would totally let my shit go down there. oh, and also if i was a chick. read again and pretend i said that first.

[boeing power]

Would love to see you in street. I'd smash that azz

Id love to see your wife in the street.

Nevermind, I don't Fuk dirty whores.

[InTheDrink]

Do you need someone to spell it out for ya? Y-o-u-r w-i-f-e i-s c-h-e-a-t-i-n-g o-n y-o-u !!!

How do you figure? It's not like shes hiding it from him

Op it's really easy for us to come to the conclusion that you really are a pussy...this is the ultimate fukkin punking.

[mrpooh]

Would love to see you in street. I'd smash that azz

So a guy talks about your "wife" and you are going to do something about it, but she bangs random guys and you come crying to SBR?????

[boeing power]

Samfourteen,

What does the fourteen stand for?


The number of coks in your wife's ass last night.

[chilidog]

Here's what you do. Get an 8 ball and hire 3-4 hookers. Set the whole thing up so that your wife walks in on your having a grand good ole time. When she starts with the inevitable "what the fukk are you doing??", then respond with "don't you dare ruin my fukkin night, you slut. this is the life you wanted, you got it." then rail another line. enjoy.

[InTheDrink]

Here's what you do. Get an 8 ball and hire 3-4 hookers. Set the whole thing up so that your wife walks in on your having a grand good ole time. When she starts with the inevitable "what the fukk are you doing??", then respond with "don't you dare ruin my fukkin night, you slut. this is the life you wanted, you got it." then rail another line. enjoy.

Problem here is that op won't actually be enjoying himself because he'll be sniffling about his wife...who will never show up because she's busy getting her guts smashed all night.

[chilidog]

Problem here is that op won't actually be enjoying himself because he'll be sniffling about his wife...who will never show up because she's busy getting her guts smashed all night.

I guess that's what happens when you put a pussy on a pedestal. There's more women than men on this earth. Odds are greatly in our favor. When the fukk did men get so effeminate? Watching TV is a joke now.

[tatommack]

My wife would never do anything like this id pack my shot

[CarpeDime]

I guess that's what happens when you put a pussy on a pedestal. There's more women than men on this earth. Odds are greatly in our favor. When the fukk did men get so effeminate? Watching TV is a joke now.

chilli i hate to ruin the fantasy but there are actually more male babies born than female babies

the reason there are more women on the earth than men is because on average men die much sooner than women

so yes, there are more women on earth than men - but the excess women are all super-old hags pal

[chilidog]

Who cares about the sex of babies being born? I assumed we were talking about willing adults here. That night in Pucho's ruined you, my man.

[CarpeDime]

Id love to see your wife in the street.

Nevermind, I don't Fuk dirty whores.

dude i dont fuk dirty whores either but i would bang his wife

she sounds hot and fun, and she received those french guys' cums only because it sounds like she was fukin horny as hell

horny doesnt equal dirty although it can, and if she is banging french guys its probably because she actually has some taste

id love to see his wife in the street, although i probably wouldnt be able to get her

[CarpeDime]

That night in Pucho's ruined you, my man.

chili I already addressed this in a previous Saloon thread, I am not sure if you saw it. Here is what I posted:

chili please do not "trigger" bad memories for me

chili that was not my finest hour

chili it was awful, but the worst part of the whole thing was, there was some very small part of me, some very very very teeny tiny part of me, hidden way way way deep in a remote corner of my being - that liked it

ok maybe loved it

and ok maybe it wasn't as small of a part of me as I am making it out to be

chili it was awful

chili please refrain from bringing up that night if at all possible

thanks pal

from this thread:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/1811780-whats-h0m0sexuality.html

chili please respect my wishes and refrain from mentioning that night

thank you

[chilidog]

I don't know what you're talking about, loshak. There are no gays in costa rica.

[robmpink]

For the fun of it ask why she didn't tell you before she was leaving. Or ask why she didn't call. Then ask where she got a bathing suit.

Ask her if it got wet and wild there.

[thezbar]

I would say nothing to her and act normally. Go detective. http://www.cheaters.com/ Capitalize then reload for football season.

[InTheDrink]

chilli i hate to ruin the fantasy but there are actually more male babies born than female babies

the reason there are more women on the earth than men is because on average men die much sooner than women

so yes, there are more women on earth than men - but the excess women are all super-old hags pal

super old hags to one man is a super cougar to another

nothing wrong with some wrinkles tickling your balls

but we digress

op is a phaggot

[tad0matic]

maybe samball14 likes the cream pie ? eat it up slurpie! you nasty mutherfukcer!
I'm sick of Goddamned felchers ghost accounts screwing up this board!

[Ghenghis Kahn]

maybe samball14 likes the cream pie ? eat it up slurpie! you nasty mutherfukcer!
I'm sick of Goddamned felchers ghost accounts screwing up this board!

just play along pal. no one believes this shit actually is for real.

[The Giant]

This is how most cuckold relationships begin.

Samfourteen is currently angered at the thought of his wife getting plowed by multiple men. In time, this girlie man will learn to become aroused by it, and eating from his wife's vagina after a plowing.

Your wife has essentially taken the role of the man in your household, Samfourteen. Your new job will be to clean her up after her dates.

Enjoy buddy.