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  • Samfourteen
    SBR High Roller
    • 02-18-12
    • 239

    #1
    What would you guys do if your wife?
    At the bar with the wife and her friends, next thing you know the wife had took off with these dudes from France without even saying anything to me. She didn't answer her phone and finally showed up at 5:30am. She said She was swimming all night. What would you fellas do?
  • dartmouthemcee
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 11-21-11
    • 525

    #2
    find some concrete
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    • Dutch
      SBR MVP
      • 09-21-10
      • 4339

      #3
      Stop trusting her, let it fester, throw it in her face pretty much everyday, eventually communication would fall apart and I'd leave the bitch.

      That's pretty disrespectful, to just bounce and roll in at 5:30 after letting some frenchies run a train on her.
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      • Waterstpub87
        SBR MVP
        • 09-09-09
        • 4108

        #4
        Get divorced
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        • tatommack
          SBR MVP
          • 10-10-08
          • 4171

          #5
          Wtf id send her packing
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          • ttwarrior1
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 06-23-09
            • 28459

            #6
            they were from france so probaly gay
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            • Samfourteen
              SBR High Roller
              • 02-18-12
              • 239

              #7
              Haha first thing came to mind when I seen these dude.
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              • paranoyd androyd
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-01-11
                • 6459

                #8
                Originally posted by Samfourteen
                At the bar with the wife and her friends, next thing you know the wife had took off with these dudes from France without even saying anything to me. She didn't answer her phone and finally showed up at 5:30am. She said She was swimming all night. What would you fellas do?
                yeah, swimming in kkum.

                how old are you guys and how long have you been married?
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                • The Kraken
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 12-25-11
                  • 28918

                  #9


                  dude your wife fukkn ditched you at a bar!

                  Take a hint. Your not some guy she just met and bounced on. Unreal.

                  If it were me, i'd find those Frenchies and let them pound me in the ass. At least that you'll understand why she's irritable over the next few days.

                  I hear Frenchies have the biggest cocks.
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                  • easyliving
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-25-12
                    • 8876

                    #10
                    how long have you been married? I wouldn't trust her and she might be pulling some strings behind your back. Another place I would understand but she walked out on you in a bar as people said what do you think they were doing? Not swimming thats for sure. If you got no kids I'd suggest reconsidering your marriage.
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                    • Mikail
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-19-09
                      • 21689

                      #11
                      Do you need someone to spell it out for ya? Y-o-u-r w-i-f-e i-s c-h-e-a-t-i-n-g o-n y-o-u !!!
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                      • dartmouthemcee
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 11-21-11
                        • 525

                        #12
                        concrete and a deep body of water
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                        • daneblazer
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                          • 09-14-08
                          • 27861

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                          they were from france so probaly gay

                          Probably just went out for some late night shopping and hit up a few boutiques. Nothing to worry about here.
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                          • The Inevitable
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 05-02-10
                            • 773

                            #14
                            No big deal, man. She just gave you a free pass. Use it wisely.
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                            • Samfourteen
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 02-18-12
                              • 239

                              #15
                              Originally posted by The Inevitable
                              No big deal, man. She just gave you a free pass. Use it wisely.
                              Just what I was thinking, she is going out of town this next weekend...
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                              • acampbell2345
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 03-26-09
                                • 334

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Samfourteen
                                Just what I was thinking, she is going out of town this next weekend...
                                Is she going to France by chance?
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                                • gomiamigo
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 08-07-08
                                  • 360

                                  #17
                                  You got a free pass for Europe!
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                                  • JMon
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-11-09
                                    • 9800

                                    #18
                                    Did she come home and immediately take a shower? If yes, you have got a problem. After having the train ran on them, I would imagine a female wouldn't allow that vag to fester.
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                                    • onlooker
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                                      • 08-10-05
                                      • 36572

                                      #19
                                      I wouldn't kiss her for one, she probably had d!ck in her mouth all morning.

                                      You need to step up your game if your wife is ditching you at the bar with other dudes.
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                                      • Marv001
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-27-10
                                        • 1147

                                        #20
                                        Make her admit it and have a talk with her. If you really love her and vice versa then you can give her another chance. But like previous poster said, if you have no kids and the love is gone from your marriage prob time to move on.
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                                        • TheMoneyShot
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                                          • 02-14-07
                                          • 28672

                                          #21
                                          Where's your wife at right now? What is she doing?
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                                          • Ghenghis Kahn
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-02-12
                                            • 19734

                                            #22
                                            she was swimming alright. in his fuckin cuum!!!!!

                                            any of her friends cute? i'd bang one of them. actually bang the ugliest one. that will really piss her off...
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                                            • billyloco
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 04-07-06
                                              • 1411

                                              #23
                                              Sam...DO NOT assault anybody over this!!! It ain't worth it. I really think your marriage is REAL SHAKEY to say it mildly!

                                              Lot's of chicks out there....BUT ya cannot have them if ur in the lockup!!!
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                                              • Crowing Capers
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 03-30-12
                                                • 295

                                                #24
                                                wake up fella, she copping a pounding by some french nancys and you come onto SBR to ask what to do. WTF
                                                kick that farkin bitch out on the street where she belong man and you get some nice new booty.
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                                                • billyloco
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 04-07-06
                                                  • 1411

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                                                  she was swimming alright. in his fuckin cuum!!!!!

                                                  any of her friends cute? i'd bang one of them. actually bang the ugliest one. that will really piss her off...

                                                  Dude that is soo true & HILARIOUS!!!!
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                                                  • mrpooh
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 01-12-11
                                                    • 558

                                                    #26
                                                    beat her until she realizes you are the man, and she does as you say
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                                                    • chipper
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-07-10
                                                      • 1994

                                                      #27
                                                      Seems to me that you now have a free pass to do something similar doesn't it?
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                                                      • Dutch
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-21-10
                                                        • 4339

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by The Inevitable
                                                        No big deal, man. She just gave you a free pass. Use it wisely.
                                                        Originally posted by Samfourteen
                                                        Just what I was thinking, she is going out of town this next weekend...


                                                        She gave you a slap to the face is what she gave you. Punked you out in front of her friends. Imagine the conversations they're all having.

                                                        That level of disrespect means she's beyond being jealous of anything you might do with a free pass.

                                                        Empty out the bank account, cut off any utilities that are in your name, smash every piece of furniture and all electronics in the house and go sleep at a brother/friends house. She'll respect you for doing it.
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                                                        • ncat12
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 11-24-09
                                                          • 1170

                                                          #29
                                                          THIS REALLY HAPPEN??? I would probaly go wild, and the kicker would be to hide everything and anything,.. constantly having her wonder what you are doin, again depending what your relationship was prior to this

                                                          I guess stranger things between a man(?) and a wife have happen
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                                                          • CarpeDime
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-01-09
                                                            • 7873

                                                            #30
                                                            sam they cummed on your wife dude
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                                                            • daneblazer
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 09-14-08
                                                              • 27861

                                                              #31
                                                              seems like a great excuse for an exit strategy
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                                                              • paranoyd androyd
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 10-01-11
                                                                • 6459

                                                                #32
                                                                thread is fake no one is this ball less
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                                                                • Samfourteen
                                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                                  • 02-18-12
                                                                  • 239

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by paranoyd androyd
                                                                  thread is fake no one is this ball less
                                                                  Def. ain't fake, wish it was. I'm still pissed though!!
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                                                                  • paranoyd androyd
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 10-01-11
                                                                    • 6459

                                                                    #34
                                                                    so what are you going to do about it then? her shit should already be on the sidewalk and you should be balls deep in someone else.
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                                                                    • Emily_Haines
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 04-14-09
                                                                      • 15917

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I would show the cvnt the back of my hand.
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