What's the weirdest named person you know in real life?

[Lookingtostart]

I had a teacher at high school called Mr Proctor. You have no idea how much that suited him, he was rather anal about everything.

[QuantumLeap]

I used to work with a Vietnamese guy named Dong but he pronounced it dung.

When I was in Singapore I met a guy named Kok Hor.

I used to work with a Mexican girl named Anali. It seems like it should be pronounced anally but it's pronounced uh-nah'-lee. I guess it's a common name in Mexico.

[Snowball]

i knew a veterinarian named Bipin B. Dikshit.
He is Indian.

[Carseller4]

Went through Basic Training with a guy named Mohammed Smith.

[tony_come]

Tony come

[stevenash]

Dick Biddolf (Richard Biddolf)

[kingofhoarbags]

Dick Fitz

[paranoyd androyd]

Haguy
Manju

[doylfish]

off the top of my head, here are some of the patient names i've had come in to the office..

Tavist-D, Frankfurter, L-a (pronounced la-dash-a, fukked that one up royally), Trezuhr (yup, sounds like treasure) Motley, and all sorts of names that correspond with this classic youtube posting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

[daneblazer]

There was a woman in town named Anita Blunt

[Rod_M]

I know a guy who is named "Jeans Pool Ramirez", his parents intended to call him "Jean Paul" but I guess they weren't very literate.

[hels]

Harry Dick

[LVHerbie]

When I was active in third party politics I meet a guy a couple times named Starchild (male exotic dancer from San Francisco so maybe not that strange) that went by it 100% of the time (listed on ballots as such, etc)... I'm pretty sure I asked him (memory kindof hazy because it likely was over a lit bowl) if it was his birth/legal name and he claimed it was...

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Knew a girl named " Unike"( Unique)

Kid named VuTee which sounds like booty when said.

[The Giant]

Old pitching coach of the Angels.

Dick Pole.

[Lookingtostart]

Steele Sidebottom plays for Collingwood. Look it up.

[easyliving]

Recently met a couple who named their son Seven (like the number) after the famous seinfeld episode. Apparently they were yankee fans as well and wanted to honor mickey mantle

[HoulihansTX]

Know a African guy named "Chilidew."

[Johnnythunder]

Richard Head
Mike Pusey
Bob Hamburger

[tunaguitar76]

Mary-Anne Ada Hamburger

[Dutch]

When I was in Singapore I met a guy named Kok Hor.

We might have a winner here.

[showtiime]

bambi northwood blyth

[Ghenghis Kahn]

at ucla, there's a library named after a great man named hugh g. dick. true story

[Dutch]

at ucla, there's a library named after a great man named hugh g. dick. true story

I hope the G. stands for Goddamn.

[bradthebloke]

banged a girl back in the day named Genesis. also knew a girl who named her kid Abcde, pronounced Absidy. god awful name.

[Waterstpub87]

Went to grad school with a chick,
first name was Silky

[AraiWa]

This is easy since I'm in Asia plus I've been around a little:

Ali Baba - didn't think it was real and I almost said something, put it was. I'm glad I didn't say anything and it would have been detrimental to my business at the time.

Porn - so many girls named Porn here in Thailand

Pimp - yes, it's a name here.

There are also many girls nicknamed:

Ooan (Fatty)
Tia (Shorty)
Ngoo (Mouse)

Sometimes the nicknames are appropriate, others they're just wrong.

Another one - Echo.

In high school, and this is true, I had a teacher whose name was Richard Harry. Figure that one out...last name first, first name last. Harry Richard or when shortened, Harry Dick.

[Ian]

I went to boarding school with Dong Suk Yang.

[ColdBeerHere]

Once knew an indian guy named Tony Chineck - Toe Knee Chin Neck

[chipper]

My plumber before I moved was Donald Duck, his son was Donald Duck Jr.