Just got my first "squirter"

ttrace35 · 02-28-12, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by Dad

It was a joke Trigger.

I really didnt know McDees was 24 hours. I knoew Taco Bell is and I think Carls is but didnt know about McDees. When do they start serving breakfast? I love their egg mcmuffins.

I think at 6. Maybe 24 hrs in city areas only. Some 24hrs thurs-sun.

fishmonger · 02-28-12, 04:59 PM

I just miss hairy bushes. All these girls have no hair or small landing strips. The hairy pizza slice is no more. I have to request one if I want one and that takes a couple months to get it proper.

GamblerSpirit · 02-29-12, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by Shaudius

That looks more like pee to me...are you sure she didn't pee all over your bed because she was so drunk?

Seriously this guy sounds about right.

GamblerSpirit · 02-29-12, 01:51 AM

Originally posted by kmdubya

Hate to break it to you, but sperm doesn't fly out of your fingers.

pimike · 02-29-12, 01:59 AM

Iwinyourmoney · 02-29-12, 02:53 AM

Mike you fuk!!

The Kraken · 05-16-13, 11:28 PM

Was it MUG?

The iron sheik · 05-17-13, 03:05 AM

thats nothing, I once had a woman that pooped in my bed

shame I didn't take pictures

Ratpack · 05-17-13, 06:09 AM

iwin hows the kid and did mug clean his room yet? When your kid grows up show him the video of mugs bathroom and tell him this can be your life if you dont get a good job.

pouyasophy · 05-17-13, 07:05 AM

that's pee bro

onemoregoal · 05-17-13, 07:15 AM

Its not pee !!!

Smoke · 05-17-13, 08:53 AM

Its dried vomit from the girl after seeimg iwin naked

PaperTrail07 · 05-17-13, 02:44 PM

ADR51 · 05-18-13, 02:37 PM

Squirting is freaking awesome....i love Cytheria. For those who say that can't be done check one of her vids.

tto827 · 05-18-13, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by baskets

poster wets his bed.... then takes a picture and flips it around

man, some of these guys will do anything for the win

Can't believe it took an entire page before someone said this.

flyingillini · 05-18-13, 08:40 PM

Show us Lupe's release!!

compaqDikk · 05-19-13, 02:34 AM

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Smoke · 05-19-13, 05:59 AM

Lupes release!

TheGoldenGoose · 05-19-13, 06:16 AM

Vulcan Squirt Salute

Marv001 · 05-20-13, 11:07 PM

Nice pic goose.

flyingillini · 05-22-13, 12:14 AM

I want to see IWim release on xtube

Smoke · 05-22-13, 02:09 AM

I want to see iwym release on an egg mcmuffin

konck · 05-22-13, 10:46 AM

When you jammed it in his (_o_) HE was face down an pee'd the bed

TheMoneyShot · 05-22-13, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

45 minutes after we where done....

Originally posted by Fang-Banger

Yo guy sorry to disappoint but getting a chick soaked isn't squirting. Squirting is when their c@m oozes out not as heavy as a dude but I've seen it and it's much diff than a chick's regular wetness. But yea, if she didn't get wet as fukk then I'd say she wasn't diggin ya or ya didn't kno wtf you were doin...

That looks about right... as in the liquid amount... whether it's piss or not... I wouldn't know? In that one thread I had "Would You Drive 4Hrs For This Chick" the Windsor girl who was a nurse soaked the f'ing bed... Like I went to bed that night and could barely sleep because she squirted all over my side of the bed. It was drenched.