Just got my first "squirter"

[Iwinyourmoney]

Ok in bed, but wow my bed was wet. Dropped her off at home.
After I finished I fingered her for about 30 minutes cause I was memorized by the wetness like a fukin water fountain.

Ps- I'm at mcds drive through and the person in front of me ordered 100 chicken nuggets....wtf!!!

EDIT: After dropping her off and getting food, 45 minutes later it's still like this.....

[Iwinyourmoney]

And she got a large diet coke.

$36

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

And she got a large diet coke. $36

Must have been high as a kite

[Cuse0323]

Mug and his mom must have been hungry. 50 nuggets a piece, damn.

[hawley]

Iwin I fukkn love you guy.

I bet you could have this chick squirting like a fountain and Mug would still be sitting on his seat saying no more than 3 words.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Mug and his mom must have been hungry. 50 nuggets a piece, damn.

1 chick in a taxi. Not fat, kinda cute

[Iwinyourmoney]

Iwin I fukkn love you guy.

I bet you could have this chick squirting like a fountain and Mug would still be sitting on his seat saying no more than 3 words.

No joke.....ask mug

I fukd a girl in my pool (at night) last summer and he was 6 ft away and was speech less. All he said was "uh...I guess we really are best friends now"

And that's it for the 15 minutes or so

[Iwinyourmoney]

45 minutes after we where done....

[Fang-Banger]

Yo guy sorry to disappoint but getting a chick soaked isn't squirting. Squirting is when their c@m oozes out not as heavy as a dude but I've seen it and it's much diff than a chick's regular wetness. But yea, if she didn't get wet as fukk then I'd say she wasn't diggin ya or ya didn't kno wtf you were doin...

[Shaudius]

That looks more like pee to me...are you sure she didn't pee all over your bed because she was so drunk?

[hawley]

Maybe this chick was like the female version of Bcats?

[Fang-Banger]

Dude after looking at ur picture that's not all her juice. That's def sum piss. No way a chick could produce that much on 1 or let's say 3 orgasms (if you're that good).

[Iwinyourmoney]

I know for a fact it ain't piss. I have tan sheets so of course it looks off colored

I'm telling you guys she was just a fukin squirter no joke

Ps....we where both sober

She even said before we got going she told me she was a "heavy squirter"

[hawley]

how did the chick herself rate?

6/10 or better?

[tony_come]

Iwin I can't stop laughing buddy

[ttwarrior1]

fake, it would be dry by the time got back

and what f\*g fingers for 30 min

[chingo]

I dont know which one is more funnier, ttwarrior hating cause hes still wacking off and saying some random guy on the internet is not getting pussy or the OP lying and posting a fake picture and s story and put water all over his bed and made his bed messy??
kkkalfdfds

[Iwinyourmoney]

how did the chick herself rate?

6/10 or better?

Eh.... 6.5ish maybe. Nothing to write home about

[Iwinyourmoney]

I dont know which one is more funnier, ttwarrior hating cause hes still wacking off and saying some random guy on the internet is not getting pussy or the OP lying and posting a fake picture and s story and put water all over his bed and made his bed messy??
kkkalfdfds

Yup.....busted. I figured....let me pour water on my bed at 3am when I gota wake up in 6 hours.... Let's make my bed very uncomfortable and have to sleep on towel so I can take a picture of a wet bed to try a fool everyone so I can look super awesome

[chingo]

not saying ur bs'ing, but I don't know why someone would waste there time and pour water on there bed and say they made a bird squirt and post up on forum... lol but props... I never had sex yet:P and one day I m gonna bone some hoes like ttwarrior

[starfire]

Yup.....busted. I figured....let me pour water on my bed at 3am when I gota wake up in 6 hours.... Let's make my bed very uncomfortable and have to sleep on towel so I can take a picture of a wet bed to try a fool everyone so I can look super awesome

[Marigold HD]

That's hilarious.

[MJT1212]

Dude after looking at ur picture that's not all her juice. That's def sum piss. No way a chick could produce that much on 1 or let's say 3 orgasms (if you're that good).

[hawley]

if Iwin says she sprayed like a sprinkler then she sprayed like a sprinkler

[ACoochy]

I know for a fact it ain't piss. I have tan sheets so of course it looks off colored I'm telling you guys she was just a fukin squirter no joke Ps....we where both sober She even said before we got going she told me she was a "heavy squirter"

Iwin these fukks saying it isnt real have no fukkin clue....Had a ex who was a very heavy squirter. Fukkin loved it and have been unable to find one that can squirt the same volume since. Best lay i ever had cos it makes u want to perfom better knowing that ur doing the job properly

[The Kraken]

So mug's a squirter. Congrats

Next time have sex in his bed

[nyplayer33]

I got latina's bra/g string after 2 dates with her perfume scent on it..I was kissing the bra on my way home...hehe

[tunaguitar76]

the important question here is... if you get 100 nuggets, how many sauces do you get?

[statnerds]

i remember my first

married her

shit gets old after a while though, flipping the mattress and what not

[manny24]

iwin did you go for kill?...iwin nice sport fukking...you have made lupe proud iwin.

[opie1988]

Am I the only one that thinks thats pretty fukkin' disgusting?

I've never had a chic do that, but even when I've seen it in pornos, I find it pretty fukkin' gross.

[jmonkres]

the important question here is... if you get 100 nuggets, how many sauces do you get?

I feel like this question holds the key to the world.

[wtf]

Am I the only one that thinks thats pretty fukkin' disgusting? I've never had a chic do that, but even when I've seen it in pornos, I find it pretty fukkin' gross.

you can only say this if you have personally experienced this

i have, and fukin love it

[tony_come]

Am I the only one that thinks thats pretty fukkin' disgusting?

I've never had a chic do that, but even when I've seen it in pornos, I find it pretty fukkin' gross.

I can't stop laughing lol

[baskets]

poster wets his bed.... then takes a picture and flips it around


man, some of these guys will do anything for the win