Strangest place you've ever jerked off...

[HellSpawn]

old people were I work remember the picture of a guy jerking off in the companies bathroom, the picture was taken by other co-worker when he heard the fap fap sound coming from one of the crappers.... it's hilarious... of course the guy quit one week after...

[daneblazer]

I banged some girl in car in the parking lot of a bar years ago. People were walking by giving me the ole thumbs up.

[flyingillini]

I knew a guy who did it at the Mcdonalds he worked at, in the frying pan before each shift. G*d Bless him.

[poochiecollins]

I also jerked off in each coffee pot before I made coffee at my first job, I always laughed when I sold someone my coffee, I knew they were drinking my release.

I knew a guy who did it at the Mcdonalds he worked at, in the frying pan before each shift. G*d Bless him.

I'm starting to not believe you...

[sickler]

I'm starting to not believe you...

I would believe in a container at McDonalds. Special sauce

[Conan]

wal mart

[freelife1]

in a girls purse dont think she ever found out i just rember all the little make up boxes and shit in it..
hmmm i miss the old oxys

[Tchocky]

Library at UCLA where I was a student. My friend told me he rub one out at Starbucks after seeing a hot redhead.

[freelife1]

when he heard the fap fap sound coming from one of the crappers.

[DOMINATER]

I jerked off when I was in the confessional after the priest told me I was going to hell if I kept jerking off.I might have been 12, I would go to confession every saturday after working in a restaurant.Little did I know the priest probably licked it off the floor . yawg..

[robmpink]

Your room

[Seaweed]

RickeM

[poochiecollins]

in a girls purse dont think she ever found out i just rember all the little make up boxes and shit in it.. hmmm i miss the old oxys

I jerked off when I was in the confessional after the priest told me I was going to hell if I kept jerking off.I might have been 12, I would go to confession every saturday after working in a restaurant.Little did I know the priest probably licked it off the floor . yawg..

What's wrong with you people? Well, Dominater's story is probably fake, but...

[DOMINATER]

sorry , it took me only a minute or so .are you catholic ,confessionals have 2 sides, after he was finished with me he closed my window opened the other side . listen to his or hers confession and must have opened mine . I was already gone by that time. After a man told me I was going to hell for jerking off. I was way to street wise for that shit. he is lucky I didn't open the center door and punch him in his face.

[hungbruce]

sorry , it took me only a minute or so .are you catholic ,confessionals have 2 sides, after he was finished with me he closed my window opened the other side . listen to his or hers confession and must have opened mine . I was already gone by that time. After a man told me I was going to hell for jerking off. I was way to street wise for that shit. he is lucky I didn't open the center door and punch him in his face.

Yo Domi you didn't get rape by a catholic priest like you wanted too and now u pissed? You made up some BS story pm sbr just to get some points?? fu*kin FA*GOT.

[nick86]

wal mart washroom

[nick86]

I jerked off when I was in the confessional after the priest told me I was going to hell if I kept jerking off.I might have been 12, I would go to confession every saturday after working in a restaurant.Little did I know the priest probably licked it off the floor . yawg..

the priests would of loved to jerk it for you

[marcoloco]

at the beach in the water. water was calm and waist high but squatted down so the water was about at my neck. rubbed one out to the hott chicks 20ft away