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  • RickeM
    Restricted User
    • 02-13-12
    • 18

    #1
    Strangest place you've ever jerked off...
    Let's hear your stories fellas. Sometimes you just can't wait to get to the privacy of your own home. When you gotta beat it then you gotta beat it.

  • RickeM
    Restricted User
    • 02-13-12
    • 18

    #2
    wallstreetcappers
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    • TR88
      Restricted User
      • 06-10-10
      • 9364

      #3
      ricker call me
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      • RickeM
        Restricted User
        • 02-13-12
        • 18

        #4
        Originally posted by TR88
        ricker call me
        sup bruh
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81463

          #5
          In my car... when I was 18 years old.... while delivering pizzas.
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          • RickeM
            Restricted User
            • 02-13-12
            • 18

            #6
            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
            In my car... when I was 18 years old.... while delivering pizzas.
            I was wondering what the **** that was on my pizza! Anchovies my ass!
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            • RickeM
              Restricted User
              • 02-13-12
              • 18

              #7
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              • daneblazer
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 09-14-08
                • 27862

                #8
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                • DiggityDaggityDo
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-30-08
                  • 81463

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RickeM
                  I was wondering what the **** that was on my pizza! Anchovies my ass!
                  Nah, I would jerk it after the pizzas were delivered. I always got the pizzas there on time. Sausage jerking took place after the delivery on the way back to restaurant.
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                  • ttwarrior1
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 06-23-09
                    • 28478

                    #10
                    in church
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                    • RawBillyIce
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-08-12
                      • 2036

                      #11
                      In the middle of the street at 4am
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                      • itchypickle
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-05-09
                        • 21452

                        #12
                        Kyrgyzstan....couple feet of snow while wrapped up in part of my sleeping bag....outside the tents about 2 am waiting on a flight that was delayed

                        Hey it gets boring and hadn't released in 4 days prior
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81463

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                          in church
                          Sick fukk!!!
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                          • beefcake
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-26-09
                            • 14029

                            #14
                            In the walk in cooler at a restaurant I used to work at back in the day.
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                            • sickler
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-05-08
                              • 15006

                              #15
                              I don't want to say because I'm afraid RickeM will jerk off to my post.
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81463

                                #16
                                Originally posted by beefcake
                                In the walk in cooler at a restaurant I used to work at back in the day.
                                Wow... Where'd u nut???
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                                • itchypickle
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-05-09
                                  • 21452

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                  Wow... Where'd u nut???
                                  The tartar sauce or horseradish jug most likely
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                                  • Dutch
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-21-10
                                    • 4339

                                    #18
                                    This cute little chubby chick used to brush her t i t t i e s up against me by "accident" in Jr. High, one day I had to go to the bathroom and jerk it.
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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81463

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by itchypickle
                                      The tartar sauce or horseradish jug most likely
                                      Man thats crazy!!! Coulda been in the alfredo sauce at the olive garden too!
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                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-30-08
                                        • 81463

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Dutch
                                        This cute little chubby chick used to brush her t i t t i e s up against me by "accident" in Jr. High, one day I had to go to the bathroom and jerk it.
                                        I've never jerked it at school. Thats pretty fukkin brave though.
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                                        • MoneyLineDawg
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-01-09
                                          • 13253

                                          #21
                                          Off my Balcony of a resort in the Bahamas.....Was smoking a blunt and a little drunk late at night and everyone else was asleep

                                          Just chillin there on a chair, blunt in the other hand

                                          Some people like to see how far they can spit off their balcony.....I had other ideas
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                                          • Rich Boy
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-01-09
                                            • 9714

                                            #22
                                            In class

                                            Managed to rub one out during a video, nice and dark. In the back...
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                                            • sickler
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-05-08
                                              • 15006

                                              #23
                                              Ok I'll risk the possibility of exciting the OP and share mine.

                                              Doctor's office waiting room, hot chick sitting across from me with her legs crossed was rocking the top leg and it sure looked like she was pleasuring herself, the look on her face was the telltale sign to me. I know some women do this in public. It got me excited and I headed to the bathroom and rubbed one out, then went back to my seat.
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                                              • flyingillini
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-06-06
                                                • 41222

                                                #24
                                                I have released in every single hotel room I have stayed in. I have releases in the pillow covers, the ones that never get washed.
                                                המוסד‎
                                                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                • DemoralizdDreamr
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 02-04-11
                                                  • 4319

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by flyingillini
                                                  I have released in every single hotel room I have stayed in. I have releases in the pillow covers, the ones that never get washed.
                                                  Boss!
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                                                  • 13th Inning
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 08-05-08
                                                    • 878

                                                    #26
                                                    In the factory where they make the bottles of honey that are shaped like bears.
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                                                    • beefcake
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-26-09
                                                      • 14029

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      Man thats crazy!!! Coulda been in the alfredo sauce at the olive garden too!
                                                      It was actually at Ruby Tuesdays.
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                                                      • ODDmaster
                                                        SBR High Roller
                                                        • 02-15-12
                                                        • 209

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                        in church
                                                        you gotta be kidding
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                                                        • Ethan1122
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 01-13-12
                                                          • 948

                                                          #29
                                                          Not sure if this counts or not but a girl jerked me off in the back of computers class during 7th grade.
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                                                          • beefcake
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-26-09
                                                            • 14029

                                                            #30
                                                            Man you lucky bastard..
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                                                            • poochiecollins
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 01-27-09
                                                              • 1782

                                                              #31
                                                              Work bathroom, mostly empty movie theater parking lot, school parking lot several times. One time in the school case, a girl walked by my side of the car and looked back while passing. It was dark and I had a coat over me so I'd have thought it'd be hard for her to tell, but...
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                                                              • Balco10
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 09-11-10
                                                                • 5478

                                                                #32
                                                                On guard duty in the USMC.
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                                                                • baskets
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 11-24-11
                                                                  • 11691

                                                                  #33
                                                                  at the unemployment office on the welfare lady. she was a Obama voter.

                                                                  didn't go over well.
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                                                                  • flyingillini
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-06-06
                                                                    • 41222

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I also jerked off in each coffee pot before I made coffee at my first job, I always laughed when I sold someone my coffee, I knew they were drinking my release.
                                                                    המוסד‎
                                                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                                    • dodger33
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 08-14-09
                                                                      • 3962

                                                                      #35
                                                                      public restroom in mexico
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