Why are SBR posters hitting on me today??

[Dad]

Dad, on one of those nights when you were home alone and felt sexy, did you ever slip on a pair of spandex and dance topless to I'm Every Woman by Whitney Houston?

Rob, I'm never home alone.

I dont wear spandex and dont dance either.

[Kindred]

think I need a vacation from PT TOO MANY ROOSTERS

[Sam Odom]

I like ladies.

Ladyboys

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Daddy, philly buried me.

I'm sad... Hurt... U need to cuddle me tonight.

[Smoke]

Daddy I want to rub baby oil all over you

[Monte]

This thread is a little homo
Need more of this Dad

quoted cos anti gayness measures have been triggered

[Vitooch]

Can you blame them Dad?

[sickler]

Dad it has to be because of the pic you posted yesterday of the Harlem version of the Village People.

Very gay move on your part, sir

[manny24]

daddy when you are loved by all sometimes you have to take on all comers and *** on all takers...seriously though you're cool and all but i don't want to fukk.

[King Mayan]

I love you dad..

[robmpink]

Dad, if you call me, I will let you listen to me perform oral sex on an old Nintendo Zapper gun.

[King Mayan]

I can't compete with that.

[accuscoresucks]

[Smoke]

Daddy I will make you release

Daddy beep Me

[robmpink]

Dad, let me show you the true Petco pen*s.

[JMobile]

This thread is a little homo
Need more of this Dad

Came in expecting this. Left satisfied