Why are SBR posters hitting on me today??

[Dad]

Daddy, I can't wait for you to cradle me in your arms and rock me back and forth with your thumb rubbing across my forehead telling me "it will all be ok" Daddy, that is all I ever wanted.... Daddy, I can't wait to snort some K with you...

Daddy, that is all I ever wanted from you, just a little affection. Please tell me that I am going to be ok and this time shed a tear while I am in your arms. Daddy, have you ever seen an adult male in diapers performing at the Power Exchange? Daddy , hold me!

You want to ditch the friends/family tonight and go hang out with a fellow poster?

If so, meet me at Freds in old town...we can get weird behind one of the random buildings.

I like ladies.

[robmpink]

I like ladies.

Dad, I like ladies as well, but that doesn't mean you can't send me a pic text of you in a mirror with your package between legs, just exposing some of your pubic hairs.

Howaboutit?

[Smoke]

Daddy you must be attractive

[ngates815]

Just some good ole fashioned banging.


no harm.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

We all wanna fuk u daddy. Women wanna fuk u. U are an iconic figure

[Marginalis]

[robmpink]

Dad, have you ever been in an eight man shower?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Daddy u need to order pair of sbr panties. After u recieve them u and I can do a photoshoot together.

[beerman2619]

come on dad show the goods.

[Smoke]

show your

[CarpeDime]

dad its a public forum thats like 99.85% guys so of course gays and bis around looking for action and to meet up

actually surprised this is first time its happened to you, i mean i guess maybe guys think theirs no chance with you cause of all the pics of ladies you post like maybe guys think your closed off to alternative fun

i mean not a big deal man, if you want to go for it its they're for you, if not just ignore it

a lot of the gays and bis on here are actually cool and love sports betting and just like to chill, party a little, have a few brews, catch a game, find a few obviously +EV low-limit props at some super rec book like bovada and bet them, maybe spark a j, eat some pretzels, and then just make out and cuddle a little, many are straight-acting and not all queeny so its actually cool to mess around with them if you want, make a fun weekend out of it you know

[Dad]

Dad, I like ladies as well, but that doesn't mean you can't send me a pic text of you in a mirror with your package between legs, just exposing some of your pubic hairs.

Howaboutit?

wtf?

[Dad]

Dad, have you ever been in an eight man shower?

No. I really do try to not get myself into those kinds of situations.

[tony_come]

ppl like to be like

your got ppl liking you

no harm

[Dad]

dad its a public forum thats like 99.85% guys so of course gays and bis around looking for action and to meet up

actually surprised this is first time its happened to you, i mean i guess maybe guys think theirs no chance with you cause of all the pics of ladies you post like maybe guys think your closed off to alternative fun

i mean not a big deal man, if you want to go for it its they're for you, if not just ignore it

a lot of the gays and bis on here are actually cool and love sports betting and just like to chill, party a little, have a few brews, catch a game, find a few obviously +EV low-limit props at some super rec book like bovada and bet them, maybe spark a j, eat some pretzels, and then just make out and cuddle a little, many are straight-acting and not all queeny so its actually cool to mess around with them if you want, make a fun weekend out of it you know

Carpe this is actually not the first time it has happened to me on SBR. PatrickBateman use to harrass me all the time to play all kinds of weird sex games with him. But this is the first time more than one poster has come onto me in one day.

[robmpink]

No. I really do try to not get myself into those kinds of situations.

Geez dad, even the f'in mathletes showered after matches. You didn't play sports in school?

[Dad]

Geez dad, even the f'in mathletes showered after matches. You didn't play sports in school?

I played sports, I never showered at school though.

[RubberKettle]

This thread is a little homo
Need more of this Dad

[flyingillini]

Daddy, we have had a history together and all I ever wanted from you was your true affection towards me. I want nothing more than for me to see you walking on the beach, I will run towards you and jump up and you will catch me in your arms. I want you to hold me like a newborn and rock me back and forth very slow.. I want you to take your hand and with your thumb rub it across my forehead and tell me "it will all be ok" Daddy, I want to take this relationship to a new level and want you to be my Daddy again, I need you more than ever in my life right now.

[flyingillini]

dad its a public forum thats like 99.85% guys so of course gays and bis around looking for action and to meet up

actually surprised this is first time its happened to you, i mean i guess maybe guys think theirs no chance with you cause of all the pics of ladies you post like maybe guys think your closed off to alternative fun

i mean not a big deal man, if you want to go for it its they're for you, if not just ignore it

a lot of the gays and bis on here are actually cool and love sports betting and just like to chill, party a little, have a few brews, catch a game, find a few obviously +EV low-limit props at some super rec book like bovada and bet them, maybe spark a j, eat some pretzels, and then just make out and cuddle a little, many are straight-acting and not all queeny so its actually cool to mess around with them if you want, make a fun weekend out of it you know

Carper, I can't wait to see you at the Power Exchange!! You are going to be in the downstairs dungeon in room #2....

[Dad]

Illini, what have you been smoking/snorting today?

[flyingillini]

Illini, what have you been smoking/snorting today?

I have been smoking Girl Scout Cookies, just did my first bump of yay today about 10 minutes ago... Going to be rolling tonight with some good MDMA but that's later on..

[flyingillini]

Illini, what have you been smoking/snorting today?

That's one of the reasons I need your affection and need you to hold me in your arms right now, I don't want to drink, smoke or snort anymore.. I need you Daddy, cradle me like a newborn please!

[Dad]

Illini, you need to go take a cold shower, son.

[robmpink]

Dad, will you at least get naked in front of a mirror and take a photo text of u naked except you could hold a white paper plate over your privates?

Are you hairy?

[Lockitup1x]

[Dad]

unreal.

[robmpink]

Dad, I just got it, but I ask for a paper plate over your privates in the mirror. You went overboard here.

[Dad]

Dad, I just got it, but I ask for a paper plate over your privates in the mirror. You went overboard here.

If that was really me somebody would be feeding me those grapes.

[flyingillini]

Illini, you need to go take a cold shower, son.

Will do Daddy, there is only one thing that can cure me and I know you know what that is.. Please post a pic!

[aggieshawn]

Dad. It must be your overcompensating with all the ladies photo's.
You know the Republician/Churchman that promotes against something the most, you know is doing the opposite.

You know I think you should play some poker tonight to show you like beer and gambling too.
Just a suggestion.

[robmpink]

Dad, on one of those nights when you were home alone and felt sexy, did you ever slip on a pair of spandex and dance topless to I'm Every Woman by Whitney Houston?

[Dad]

Will do Daddy, there is only one thing that can cure me and I know you know what that is.. Please post a pic!

[Dad]

Illini, do you like the old school pics?

[robmpink]

Dad, do you have a sweet ass like her?