Funny quotes from your dad growing up while watching sports

[Grits n' Gravy]

"Never bet on the white guy in boxing."

"Game over. They are bringing Bob Stanley in."

"Clemens is an asshole."

[TheCentaur]

"Buddy you didn't really want to go to college did you?"

[seaborneq]

"It's all over, but the crying"

[bradthebloke]

"sit down,Jews!" , whenever my dads team would play the lakers and they showed the laker fans cheering.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

"Buckner...u asshole"

[Grits n' Gravy]

"sit down,Jews!" , whenever my dads team would play the lakers and they showed the laker fans cheering.

That dancing Barry f\*g. My dad hated him.

[romecloneout]

"never trust a black qb"

[UpInsmoke33]

"Bring back the wishbone! Bring Back Barry!" ~ From my dad in the later 90's when the Oklahoma Sooners were awful.

[sickler]

Nah, we knew there was no nudity...was on t.v. when we saw it. The man was cruel when we were kids...he didn't want us to finish watching it because we were really into it. I realize that my mother--certified lunatic, made him that way. Younger brother is working on his doctorate in psychology...pretty sure it's due to my father's cruelty and my mother's lunacy.

Yeah I read ya. Military family, much stricter than the norm. Suppress emotions, etc....

[Jonah]

Son, I'll take care of the color commentary, thanks...Maybe when you are older, you can do the play by play.

[paranoyd androyd]

YES!!!

remember this being said once or twice as well. =)

funny shit

[Duff85]

"never trust a black qb"

My Dad had that racist shit going too.

His favourite though was:
"Shut up the game is on"

[sickler]

Searching my memory bank for earliest memories. I believe there was a "go play with your tonka toys" just as the game was beginning

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Not quite sports, but gambling.

We were travelling thru Nevada. I gave him my allowance to make a big score at slots.

"How'd we do?"
"It lost."
"All of it?"
"Yeah, i lost it all."

[ChalkyDog]

"Damn *!"

"Lee Smith is a worthless *"

"Who is this Candy Maldonado asshole"

"hurry before Bug Eyes opens his trap" (referencing Harry Caray, and the need for me to run to the TV to switch off the sound - He couldn't stand the bastard).

[Ethan1122]

Glad to see my dad isn't the only racist dad right

[MoneyLineDawg]

After a bad Jets fukkup (And there were many).....

"Unbelievable".....Shaking his head, waits a few seconds......"UN-FUKKIN-BELIEVABLE!!!"

Still does it to this day......

[Ernie Mccracken]

Not quite sports, but gambling.

We were travelling thru Nevada. I gave him my allowance to make a big score at slots.

"How'd we do?"
"It lost."
"All of it?"
"Yeah, i lost it all."

He was trying to teach you a lesson about gambling. Apparently you failed to take the hint.

[sickler]

He was trying to teach you a lesson about gambling. Apparently you failed to take the hint.

Or he had already lost all his money and saw an opportunity to use the kid's allowance money to recoup the losses.

[v1y]

while watching boxing:

"doesn't he know to look out for the right hand?!?!?"

[bucsfan]

Till this day I hear my Dad yelling at the t.v. while watching basketball "It's called a free throw for a reason". Which years later I grew old enough to realize that some tool was missing from the charity stripe and probably costing Dad money. I would give anything to hear that just I more time.

[thetrinity]

im probably an anamoly but my mother watches more sports then my dad. he watches the steelers and some college football not much though.

[Champ2399]

My Dad had that racist shit going too.

His favourite though was:
"Shut up the game is on"

Same here...remember my dad watching the Iowa Hawkeyes - during Dr. Tom's early years there, mid-80s...

my dad would say, "dammit, all 5 on the floor for Iowa are black...ya gotta have at least one white guy in the game all the time to run the team."

[ElCapitan]

I'm LOLing at all the:

"Last edited by shari91; Yesterday at 06:09 AM. Reason: removed slurs"

Shari, we're all big boys and girls here. We don't need censorship. These people are quoting another person not calling each other names.