Funny quotes from your dad growing up while watching sports

[dom75]

We have all seen it and done it, but what were some funny quotes you'd hear your dad say when he was watching t.v. ?

I remember my dad would have money on football games and he'd always say:

Interfu**ingcepted ! or when there was a fumble, he'd litterally get on his hands and knees and yell fumble ! fumble ! fumble ! Dad passed away many a years ago, and I miss those funny quotes from him during football season.

[Chi_archie]

"Archie, go get me another beer and tell your mom to quiet down on the phone"

[High3rEl3m3nt]

"go play outside"...watching sports with my dad was miserable. He purposely rooted against every team that I liked.

[mathdotcom]

could be a good thread

[griz]

"Goddamn *!"

[Chi_archie]

"would someone please shoot Mark Malone in his girl arm"

[Roadtrip635]

It was during a Dallas Cowboy game, during the commercial and my Dad gave me "The Talk". He turned and looked at me and said, "You're carrying a loaded gun now, careful who you point it at." He turned back toward the TV, that's all he said about it.

I had no clue what he was talking about, we had gone hunting that morning and thought he was talking about something that happened that morning. It took me a couple days, but I finally figured it out.

[griz]

Classic post roadtrip

[sickler]

Don't remember any quotes but I mostly remember him getting mouthy about things Howard Cosell was saying during MNF telecasts. He didn't like Cosell. Got to the point where he watched with the sound off on the tv, listened to the game on the radio.

[seaborneq]

"Why don't they just let the other team just run the ball without tackling them, and then when the other team gets the ball do the same thing, the game is so violent."

[sickler]

"Why don't they just let the other team just run the ball without tackling them, and then when the other team gets the ball do the same thing, the game is so violent."

You dad is/was a pacified pussy!

[Ernie Mccracken]

"What is the point of running the ball or punting on 4th and short? Just throw passes like there's only a couple minutes left and you can score a TD almost every time!"

[KingJD31]

"yeah u like this dick dont you son" great times

[paranoyd androyd]

fukkin *!

[ezmoney]

My Dad, from NEB, got me hooked on always rooting for the Cornhuskers.
didn't help me on Jan 2nd when they played S Car.

EZ

[seaborneq]

You dad is/was a pacified pussy!

He would whip your punk ass today and he is near 70.

[sickler]

He would whip your punk ass today and he is near 70.

He would have to resort to violence, something he seems squeamish about

[jjaycuny]

"yeah u like this dick dont you son" great times

hahaha i was waiting for a post like this.

[GUMMO77]

"This ain't soccer, Seikaly." Every time Rony Seikaly would flop to the ground .. especially if Shaq was backing him up.

My old man hated that p*ssy.

[DemoralizdDreamr]

"Overpaid, like I always say. Overpaid, Idiots. Cant do nothing right!"

Hestill says it.

[ChalkyDog]

"Refs add nothing to the game. They're dirty garbage."

[ChuckyTheGoat]

"Yeah...back in 1974, Bill Clement was fukkin Terry Crisp."

[PackerBacker]

My Dad once told me that when everything was said and done, there would be nothing left to say or do.

[NYSportsGuy210]

"yeah u like this dick dont you son" great times

Your probably not lying either.

[KingJD31]

Your probably not lying either.

try moving out of the city broke bitch grass is nice out here on long island.........go back to putting in your rat traps and hiring and exterminator for the roaches under your bed.

[NYSportsGuy210]

try moving out of the city broke bitch grass is nice out here on long island.........go back to putting in your rat traps and hiring and exterminator for the roaches under your bed.

I live in Fresh Meadows dude.

[dom75]

just remembered another one... don't know where the hell he got this saying, but when someone would screw up he'd say " you nickity-ennis-son of a bi**h" ..... I have no clue where he got that lingo.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

My dad was so cruel...military guy. I remember watching Rudy with my little brother and he made us stop watching it halfway through. At the time, my little brother was small for his age. My brother walked away from the movie thinking that being small means being screwed in life....poor guy.

[sickler]

My dad was so cruel...military guy. I remember watching Rudy with my little brother and he made us stop watching it halfway through. At the time, my little brother was small for his age. My brother walked away from the movie thinking that being small means being screwed in life....poor guy.

[Chi_archie]

Dad was afraid he was gonna cry when Rudy finally made it I bet

[sickler]

Dad was afraid he was gonna cry when Rudy finally made it I bet

Yeah that's what I thought but why would his brother think what he thought. If I was pulled away from a movie at that age I'd think there was upcoming nudity unfit for my eyes.

[ttwarrior1]

1 your mom is a whore
2 get me another beer
3 all in
4 too many more to list

[ShowMeDaMoney]

"what a ******* *!"

not exactly proud... but that's what I remember most.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

Yeah that's what I thought but why would his brother think what he thought. If I was pulled away from a movie at that age I'd think there was upcoming nudity unfit for my eyes.

Nah, we knew there was no nudity...was on t.v. when we saw it. The man was cruel when we were kids...he didn't want us to finish watching it because we were really into it. I realize that my mother--certified lunatic, made him that way. Younger brother is working on his doctorate in psychology...pretty sure it's due to my father's cruelty and my mother's lunacy.

[ShowMeDaMoney]

fukkin *!

YES!!!

remember this being said once or twice as well. =)

funny shit