my first squirter

[clynnm17]

so it is piss?

[kmdubya]

so it is piss?

No, it's not.

And to some of the other clueless virgins on here, make sure next time you've got your lady naked, you've got a few other holes to work with besides just sticking your prick in her bellybutton.

[ShawNee922]

No, it's not.

And to some of the other clueless virgins on here, make sure next time you've got your lady naked, you've got a few other holes to work with besides just sticking your prick in her bellybutton.

[ShawNee922]

so it is piss?

I don't know but I recommend you wear goggles, that stuff would probably burn the hell out of your eyes ...

[Ernie Mccracken]

so it is piss?

Yes, of course it is. Again, do the math on where a drinking glass worth of fluid is gushing from. An organ the size of a peanut? Really? Typically, a small amount of other fluid is mixed in, but the basic principles of physics dictate that the any appreciable volume of liquid can only come from the bladder.

If you want to stick your head in the sand and pretend it's something else, go ahead. But if you have an ounce of common sense, you know the truth.

[CarpeDime]

look we need to get shari or SOMEONE in here to tell us if this SH*T IS FUKIN PISS OR NOT!! It's ONE OR THE FUKIN OTHER WHICH IS IT????

Will someone who has HALF A CLUE ABOUT WOMEN please come in here and set the record straight??????

[clynnm17]

I love my thread

[kmdubya]

Yes, of course it is. Again, do the math on where a drinking glass worth of fluid is gushing from. An organ the size of a peanut? Really? Typically, a small amount of other fluid is mixed in, but the basic principles of physics dictate that the any appreciable volume of liquid can only come from the bladder.

If you want to stick your head in the sand and pretend it's something else, go ahead. But if you have an ounce of common sense, you know the truth.

Basic principles of physics? Seriously?

Just because you're woman gives you a golden shower and claims that's the only squirting she's able to to, you don't need to pretend to know how a vagina operates.

You'd better have that special talk with your parents now because that toothless hobo you brought your "curious questions" to has steered you wrong.

[Ernie Mccracken]

look we need to get shari or SOMEONE in here to tell us if this SH*T IS FUKIN PISS OR NOT!! It's ONE OR THE FUKIN OTHER WHICH IS IT????

Will someone who has HALF A CLUE ABOUT WOMEN please come in here and set the record straight??????

It's mostly piss. Case closed.

[Ernie Mccracken]

Basic principles of physics? Seriously?

Just because you're woman gives you a golden shower and claims that's the only squirting she's able to to, you don't need to pretend to know how a vagina operates.

You'd better have that special talk with your parents now because that toothless hobo you brought your "curious questions" to has steered you wrong.

It's piss. I'm sorry that you probably need a rape shower after coming to terms with this fact, but such is life. How the **** is this so hard for you failed abortions? THAT MUCH FLUID CAN ONLY COME FROM THE BLADDER. There is no other organ that can store more than a tiny amount of liquid.

[White Rhino]

squirters are cool, No gag reflex hellz yes

This^ No gag reflex > squirter

[lunchbawks]

this thread delivers

[DHB]

great thread haha

[wtt0315]

I've been with a couple of squirters, one was even pregnant. Wait til you meet a chick with no gag reflex

dont have to worry about that if you have a 4 inch penis..

[Ernie Mccracken]

This guy loves squirters. Be proud. You're not alone.

[clynnm17]

LOL

[Brett]

This thread has been banned in 27 countries for violating obscenity laws

[RibbedTrojan]

<Very interesting shit

[marcoloco]

awesome thread. good stories in here

[lesterdymond]

On principle, for future reference... Make her sleep on the wet spot.

[Thunder Gulch]

My buddy is an OBGYN, and he says that there definately are some women with the physical capacity to squirt. He says that whatever anatomical trait that makes it possible is only in 1 of 800 women, and given the number of guys who claim to be with "squirters" or multiple partners who squirt, they are either getting pissed on or lying outright.

[kmdubya]

My buddy is an OBGYN, and he says that there definately are some women with the physical capacity to squirt. He says that whatever anatomical trait that makes it possible is only in 1 of 800 women, and given the number of guys who claim to be with "squirters" or multiple partners who squirt, they are either getting pissed on or lying outright.

Sounds like a pretty qualified OBGYN if his explanation is "whatever anatomical trait". I love when my doctor has a look at my whatcha-ma-call-it.

[Fishhead]

Hate to break it to you, but you're getting a golden shower, not a squirter.

Better chance it came from a SHEMAN................guy shot his wad.

[Ernie Mccracken]

Has anyone else had this conversation?

Dudebro 1: This hottie is a squirter, too. Love that!
Me: You know that's piss right?
Dudebro 1: Oh no way, bro. Squirters rock! Drink it up!
Dudebro 2: Yeah, right? No way that's piss, right?
Me: Sorry, fellas. You've been bathing, drinking, and reveling in the fact that women used you like a toilet.
Dudebros: NO WAY! I'm looking into this right now!!


Several minutes later:

[Thunder Gulch]

Sounds like a pretty qualified OBGYN if his explanation is "whatever anatomical trait". I love when my doctor has a look at my whatcha-ma-call-it.

Sorry I wasn't taking exact notes that day. I'll do better next time I try to explain to you how you were pissed on.

[Dutch]

If it's more than half a cup, she's pissing on you.