So I met this chic she is hair dresser. I met her through the chic that cuts my hair. So yesterday we go to the movies. We are flirting and just being obnoxious in the theater. She told me she wanted me to take her out to the car and finger the hell out of her. so i took her out there and started fingering the shit out of her. she squirted all over. The liquid that came out looked kind of funky. But i must admit I loved that shit.
my first squirter
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clynnm17SBR MVP
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#1my first squirterTags: None -
Inkwell77SBR MVP
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Awesome!
1st Date???Comment -
clynnm17SBR MVP
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#32nd date!Comment -
actiondanSBR MVP
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#4Good stuff shes a keeperComment -
daneault23SBR MVP
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#5Going on a date this weekend n goin to movie. Girl seemed pretty horny. Might have same experience lolComment -
d00dRestricted User
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#6my wife is a squirter. it gets old.Comment -
firehoytSBR MVP
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#7I've been with a couple of squirters, one was even pregnant. Wait til you meet a chick with no gag reflexComment -
BcatswinSBR Posting Legend
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#8squirters are cool, No gag reflex hellz yes
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#9

Originally posted by d00dmy wife is a squirter. it gets old.Comment -
CarpeDimeSBR Hall of Famer
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#10never had a squirter really pissed about itComment -
Ernie MccrackenSBR MVP
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#11It gets old. You always have to be aware that anything in the vicinity could get covered with piss. Awesome.Comment -
kmdubyaSBR Sharp
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#12Hate to break it to you, but you're getting a golden shower, not a squirter.Originally posted by Ernie MccrackenIt gets old. You always have to be aware that anything in the vicinity could get covered with piss. Awesome.Comment -
Ernie MccrackenSBR MVP
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#13Originally posted by kmdubyaHate to break it to you, but you're getting a golden shower, not a squirter.
Please find the organ in the female genitalia that holds 6+ ounces of fluid.Comment -
HaziousSBR MVP
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#14Originally posted by Ernie Mccracken
Please find the organ in the female genitalia that holds 6+ ounces of fluid.
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clynnm17SBR MVP
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#15so is it piss?Comment -
big joe 1212SBR Posting Legend
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#16Originally posted by clynnm17so is it piss?
don't like it as much now, huh?Comment -
clynnm17SBR MVP
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#17
LOL
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GaskanSBR Wise Guy
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#18GREAT thread!!!Comment -
edawgSBR MVP
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#19Let her drive on the second date!Comment -
CarpeDimeSBR Hall of Famer
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#20Originally posted by Ernie MccrackenPlease find the organ in the female genitalia that holds 6+ ounces of fluid.
dude the WHOLE FUKIN THING man, its like a fukin swamp down there palComment -
clynnm17SBR MVP
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#21My first bad ass thread!Originally posted by GaskanGREAT thread!!!
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#22Great Thread.....post a pic or PMComment -
clynnm17SBR MVP
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#23she would let me record herComment -
chemicalbrotherRestricted User
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#24my first real g/f, we ****** every day for months. she was a squirter. i just kinda assumed every girl was, i remember telling some other girls at school about it (i was 9th grade she was 8th grade so i was hs she was middle school) and they called me a liar. haha
only been with one other since then now that i'm thinking about it. i used to put a ******* towel down in college with her. LOLComment -
CarpeDimeSBR Hall of Famer
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#25BULLsh*tOriginally posted by chemicalbrothermy first real g/f, we ****** every day for months. she was a squirter. i just kinda assumed every girl was, i remember telling some other girls at school about it (i was 9th grade she was 8th grade so i was hs she was middle school) and they called me a liar. haha
only been with one other since then now that i'm thinking about it. i used to put a ******* towel down in college with her. LOL
she was squirting in 8th grade???Comment -
slappaSBR Hustler
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#26Never had one squirt.
Maybe they have all been faking the big O
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Told You So!SBR Wise Guy
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#27I think its urine its awfully salty...Comment -
slappaSBR Hustler
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#28Originally posted by Told You So!I think its urine its awfully salty...
Don't really know what urine tastes like but I'll take your word.Comment -
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chilidogSBR Posting Legend
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#30Squirting comes from the urethra and is a result of the Skene's Gland (so-called female prostate) producing fluid. The Grafenberg Spot (G-Spot) is actually the base of this gland. Because the fluid expels through the urethra, there's often an intense urge to pee during extreme arousal. Most girls hold it back, not realizing it is ejaculate. They later pass it during urination. This fluid is NOT urine. It is odorless, mostly colorless and has little or no taste.Originally posted by Ernie Mccracken
Please find the organ in the female genitalia that holds 6+ ounces of fluid.
Lubrication/wetness comes from the vagina and excess amounts are released during the spasms of orgasm. Due to the principle of volume, size and pressure... it doesn't "squirt" but simply runs (or pours) out.
Either can happen independently, or it can be simultaneous. Obviously, simultaneous release is VERY intense, therefore VERY relieving and satisfying.Comment -
clynnm17SBR MVP
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#31thanks chilliComment -
BroDog73SBR Sharp
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#32Originally posted by d00dmy wife is a squirter. it gets old.
My wife's a squirter also. Been married 12 yrs, and it NEVER gets old! Hottest thing ever!!!Comment -
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#33Why?Originally posted by edawgLet her drive on the second date!
WTF, you told other girls about your sexual experiences? That broke a lot of rules man.Originally posted by chemicalbrothermy first real g/f, we ****** every day for months. she was a squirter. i just kinda assumed every girl was, i remember telling some other girls at school about it (i was 9th grade she was 8th grade so i was hs she was middle school) and they called me a liar. haha[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
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#34anal squirt is betterComment -
Ernie MccrackenSBR MVP
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#35Originally posted by chilidogThis fluid is NOT urine. It is odorless, mostly colorless and has little or no taste
This is a load of garbage that people believe (seriously, wiki says it's up for debate??) because no one wants to admit it's urine. I'm guessing you've been drinking it down for years, so just go with it. If you like being pissed on, do your thing.
"As the average dimension of a female prostate is 1.3 inches lengthwise, 0.75 inches wide and 0.4 inches in height. A container of these dimensions will hold 0.32 oz of fluid on an average."Comment
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