Guys Who Is Going Out Tonight To Do Property Damage??

[Auto Donk]

my cousin and I wrote "F U C K Y O U" in gasoline in a neighbors lawn.... that wasn't halloween, just an ordinary night with nothing to do.....


it stayed that way until the following winter, as nothing would grow there, they finally had to resod the whole f'n area........

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

A friend and I would relocate/reposition a neighbors 3ft marble statue of a girl. We would make it look as if she was looking in the window, in the drive way etc...it freaked the old lady out a few times. One day someone put the statue on the side of the street as if she was waiting for the lady to get home...someone hit it and broke it in two, then loaded it up and drove off with it. That was the end of that.

[El Nino]

wish an Ingga would try to egg my house

manny, I used to place a dish on my front porch with a sign that read, "Take 2 pieces of candy, Happy Halloween!" I would wear a ghillie suite and hide in the bushes. If some little shit took 3 pieces of candy I lit their ass up with a paintball gun. Hope that pikachu costume helped absorb the blow mother fukker! Get off my lawn!!!

[Auto Donk]

manny, I used to place a dish on my front porch with a sign that read, "Take 2 pieces of candy, Happy Halloween!" I would wear a ghillie suite and hide in the bushes. If some little shit took 3 pieces of candy I lit their ass up with a paintball gun. Hope that pikachu costume helped absorb the blow mother fukker! Get off my lawn!!!

damn..... those f'n things hurt! i didn't shoot them, i just laced the f'n candy with anthrax and left a message "Be back in five minutes. Please do not take any candy while i'm away."

[gauchojake]

If the next outbreak of Ebola happens in Inglewood, I am not to blame.

[El Nino]

damn..... those f'n things hurt! i didn't shoot them, i just laced the f'n candy with anthrax and left a message "Be back in five minutes. Please do not take any candy while i'm away."

The best way to teach honesty is through violence and fury.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

90% of SBR poster are short enough to go Trick-or-Treating if they wear mask.

[manny24]

Mayan doesn't even need to wear a mask

cholo already looks like a cartoon with a bankroll to match

[jjgold]

Lol

I think it's tomorrow night right?

[Bostongambler]

I'm loading up on eggs & toilet paper right now.

[El Nino]

Mayan doesn't even need to wear a mask

cholo already looks like a cartoon with a bankroll to match

I found Mayan in his costume for this year!

[Bostongambler]

I wouldn't fork with that kid. He looks tough.

[manny24]

might go roll a guys plow truck into the ocean after he passes out piss drunk later

[Smoke]

might go roll a guys plow truck into the ocean after he passes out piss drunk later

[ParlayininHTown]

I gave up on going out a long time ago ...

[big joe 1212]

What the fukk is wrong with you people???? You all should be hitting the clubs for Halloween parties and picking up the chicks who have nothing better to do.

[ParlayininHTown]

What the fukk is wrong with you people???? You all should be hitting the clubs for Halloween parties and picking up the chicks who have nothing better to do.

Joe, I am a pathetic loser. I have absolutely no game. I can't even say hi to women.

I wish I knew what to say or do, but I don't. I can only hope to die before my drought hits the 10-year mark.

Zero chance I get laid this Halloween.

[Smoke]

Joe, I am a pathetic loser. I have absolutely no game. I can't even say hi to women.

I wish I knew what to say or do, but I don't. I can only hope to die before my drought hits the 10-year mark.

Zero chance I get laid this Halloween.

Dude I'm sure you have a few Asian massage parlors in the area. You can get full service release for a couple hundo. Price is negotiable. Nothing wrong with paying for it. We all have at some point.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Mayan doesn't even need to wear a mask

cholo already looks like a cartoon with a bankroll to match

might go roll a guys plow truck into the ocean after he passes out piss drunk later

Holy fuk manny you are murdering this thread

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Dude I'm sure you have a few Asian massage parlors in the area. You can get full service release for a couple hundo. Price is negotiable. Nothing wrong with paying for it. We all have at some point.

For some of us, that point is in the future.