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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Guys Who Is Going Out Tonight To Do Property Damage??
    Night before Halloween
    Tradition

    Pour oil on grass
    Banannas in car mufflers
    Soap on windows
    Condoms on door handles lubed up
    Smoke bombs in grass
    Spears with masks on them

    HIgh School kids bugging me to go out

    Should I?
  • EDDIE MONEY LINE
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-24-10
    • 6298

    #2
    Checking in. Don't forget the eggs and grenades coach.
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    • UntilTheNDofTimE
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 05-29-08
      • 9285

      #3
      Best post ive read of JJ's. Im only 21 but man u reminded me of my child hood 13-14 yrs old egging and TP-ing homes
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      • Cougar Bait
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-04-07
        • 18282

        #4
        You forgot the most famous burning bag of shit on front doorstep
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        • UntilTheNDofTimE
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 05-29-08
          • 9285

          #5
          Originally posted by Cougar Bait
          You forgot the most famous burning bag of shit on front doorstep
          Dont put it out with your boots ted
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          • Inkwell77
            SBR MVP
            • 02-03-11
            • 3227

            #6
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            • Glitch
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-08-09
              • 11795

              #7
              also dont forget putting bologna on cars to eat the paint and make polka dots by morning.
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              • opie1988
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-12-10
                • 23429

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Night before Halloween
                Tradition

                Condoms on door handles lubed up

                HIgh School kids bugging me to go out
                Should I?
                I ABSO-FUKKIN-LUTELY think you should go out tonight with a bunch of underage high school boys with a bag full of condoms & several tubes of lubricant!!

                Be sure and bring some alcohol along as well!!

                I think this will make for some wonderful Halloween memories for you and these young kids!!!

                DO IT JJ!!!!
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                • Dirty Sanchez
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-01-10
                  • 16031

                  #9
                  "HIgh School kids bugging me to go out"....WTF? They do shows about guys like you on MSNBC....find people in your own age group if you want to be creepy you sick fuk.
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                  • VegasInsider
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-12-10
                    • 14593

                    #10
                    I'm going to the Corbin residence and getting some candy with razor blades in it.

                    Sick fukk.
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                    • MC PICKS
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-10-10
                      • 6644

                      #11
                      Used to love mischief night as a kid, ranked up there with christmas.
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                      • doublej95
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-26-10
                        • 14094

                        #12
                        I miss those days of going egging and bashing mailboxes
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                        • jjaycuny
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-01-11
                          • 1617

                          #13
                          Skip the property damage and go straight to kidnapping and murder

                          Ohhhh to be young again...
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                          • MadTiger
                            SBR MVP
                            • 04-19-09
                            • 2724

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            HIgh School kids bugging me to go out Should I?
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                            • FreeFall
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-20-08
                              • 3365

                              #15
                              Come by my place JJ. I dare you.
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Free Fall where do you live??

                                I will come

                                You going to fuk with me if I am carrying a bow and fukkin arrow on my fukkin back??
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                                • MendozaLine
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-11-10
                                  • 4088

                                  #17
                                  don't forget some duct tape, dice, and a switchblade
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                                  • zam77
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-03-10
                                    • 3586

                                    #18
                                    I don't think I've ever used or even thought about using a condom for anything other than sex... at least your using them for something goldbond
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                                    • doublej95
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-26-10
                                      • 14094

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Free Fall where do you live??

                                      I will come

                                      You going to fuk with me if I am carrying a bow and fukkin arrow on my fukkin back??

                                      You don't have a bow and arrow fukking robin hood
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                                      • will2survive
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 11-26-09
                                        • 8099

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Night before Halloween
                                        Tradition

                                        Pour oil on grass
                                        Banannas in car mufflers
                                        Soap on windows
                                        Condoms on door handles lubed up
                                        Smoke bombs in grass
                                        Spears with masks on them

                                        HIgh School kids bugging me to go out

                                        Should I?

                                        Fuk U--It's my birthday. It's a day of celebration, not destruction. Go play in some traffic or your concrete home-basement
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                                        • Monitor-Tan
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 02-20-11
                                          • 4460

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          Night before Halloween
                                          Tradition

                                          Pour oil on grass
                                          Banannas in car mufflers
                                          Soap on windows
                                          Condoms on door handles lubed up
                                          Smoke bombs in grass
                                          Spears with masks on them

                                          HIgh School kids bugging me to go out

                                          Should I?

                                          you would say that wouldn't you..
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                                          • nosniboR11
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-02-08
                                            • 10042

                                            #22
                                            my ak is ready, going to get my pipe and my rocking chair and sit out on the porch , just waiting
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                                            • Tech N9ne
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 06-24-11
                                              • 5366

                                              #23
                                              Don't anger me JJ
                                              I will release on your windows pal
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                                              • doublej95
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-26-10
                                                • 14094

                                                #24
                                                jj is very lucky he does not have to spend any money on a costume for halloween. that bald head and smashed up grill is enough to scare the hell out of anyone.
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  I never dress up
                                                  Even tonight usually just wear a ski mask if I go out
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                                                  • firedawg
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 10-08-08
                                                    • 39219

                                                    #26
                                                    Burn rugs
                                                    wack the midget
                                                    wreck your grill with rock candies
                                                    Wax walkers weisel

                                                    Corbin loves halloween
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                                                    • sweep
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-09-10
                                                      • 16753

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by nosniboR11
                                                      my ak is ready, going to get my pipe and my rocking chair and sit out on the porch , just waiting
                                                      whatever happened to tough guy Noser? Guy got thrown down and shaving cream all over his face by 3rd graders last year


                                                      disappeared after that....
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                                                      • VegasInsider
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 12-12-10
                                                        • 14593

                                                        #28
                                                        Acid on trees

                                                        Fukk nature.
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                                                        • Kermit
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 09-27-10
                                                          • 32555

                                                          #29
                                                          Don't people smash pumpkins anymore?

                                                          I haven't seen a smashed pumpkin on the streets in years. When I was a teenager we used to compete to see who could steal and smash the most pumpkins.
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                                                          • sweep
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-09-10
                                                            • 16753

                                                            #30
                                                            all clear at the Sweeper household this morning
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                                                            • Swinging Johnson
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-12-09
                                                              • 7604

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              Night before Halloween
                                                              Tradition

                                                              Pour oil on grass
                                                              Banannas in car mufflers
                                                              Soap on windows
                                                              Condoms on door handles lubed up
                                                              Smoke bombs in grass
                                                              Spears with masks on them

                                                              HIgh School kids bugging me to go out

                                                              Should I?
                                                              Comment
                                                              • manny24
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 10-22-07
                                                                • 20046

                                                                #32
                                                                wish an Ingga would try to egg my house
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                                                                • Big Bear
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-01-11
                                                                  • 43253

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                  Night before Halloween
                                                                  Tradition

                                                                  Pour oil on grass
                                                                  Banannas in car mufflers
                                                                  Soap on windows
                                                                  Condoms on door handles lubed up
                                                                  Smoke bombs in grass
                                                                  Spears with masks on them

                                                                  HIgh School kids bugging me to go out

                                                                  Should I?
                                                                  make a video.
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                                                                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-08-14
                                                                    • 14988

                                                                    #34
                                                                    JJ ship 100 points to whoever can post best halloween vid.

                                                                    Messing with the public is the key criterium.
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                                                                    • jim
                                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                                      • 11-30-06
                                                                      • 479

                                                                      #35
                                                                      ​get off my lawn!
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