Taking a dump in public restrooms....

diggler420 · 10-07-11, 07:14 PM

Honestly, Ill turtlehead for hours before admitting defeat and heading to the public shittrooms.

The worst is when your clubbing and someone out of the blue offers a bumb of alil somthin somethin, and if your unprepaird (shit before going out) you'll be hit immediately with violent bowl movement which will plague the rest of your evening.. club/bar bathrooms are the worst too.. this is could easily be the main reason I dont party that way that often haha.

eidolon · 10-07-11, 08:51 PM

WHere do you guys live?

I can't remember the last time I've seen a toilet with out a seat cover to put down.

Ricki Roma · 10-07-11, 08:57 PM

Put tissye down and/or wipe the seat clean dependong on how bad you gotta go.

VegasInsider · 10-07-11, 08:58 PM

Just do it.

And don't flush.

EaglesPhan36 · 10-07-11, 09:12 PM

I hold it until I get home unless it's gotta be done - then you put down a couple layers of TP to sit on and take an AIDS test when you're done.

pavyracer · 10-07-11, 09:15 PM

Do it like the Chinese public restrooms. They don't have toilet seats.

ebbearsfb1 · 10-07-11, 11:42 PM

just dump in the urinal...

tanner40 · 10-07-11, 11:55 PM

Pad the fukk out of it

TheMoneyShot · 10-07-11, 11:56 PM

My question is... who are the fuks who don't flush afterwards??? Is that like setting your mark like a DOG??? How do you take a sh#$ and walk away from it???

tanner40 · 10-07-11, 11:56 PM

I have heard that MOST women squat in public restrooms. I need all 2.5 of the lady posters at SBR to check in and confirm. That would explain why my ex could squat almost as much as I could at the gym

Tree Rollins · 10-08-11, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

a couple of times i had to go real bad and barely made it, so i ended up shitting all over the seat and wall, was pretty disgusting LOL

Can't imagine what the guy who had to clean it up thought

you shit on the wall? How the fuk are you so unable to control yourself that your shit actually gets on the wall? God, your family must be so ashamed of you for so many different reasons.

iwanttowin · 10-08-11, 01:41 AM

I never shit in public toilets. If i really have to go, I will leave and take a cab to my place, a friends place or to my hotel room (if i am travelling). I have a big dick. Well not that big, about 7 inches but I am not a grower. When I am soft my dick is like 6 inches and it only grows like an inch when it gets stiff. When you are 6 inches soft, the head of the dick freaking touches the the thing...you have to hold it. I would never sit in a public, especially club toilets.

laclippers504 · 10-08-11, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by Tree Rollins

you shit on the wall? How the fuk are you so unable to control yourself that your shit actually gets on the wall? God, your family must be so ashamed of you for so many different reasons.

Story goes a friend of mine from high school got some on the ceiling back in the day.....caused him to miss some wwe bout....so that kind of gives you an idea of people that shit on walls and ceilings rofl

Bbr · 10-08-11, 01:52 AM

Bring a screwdriver and take the fuker off. Flip it around then sit on it.

jrbacon · 10-08-11, 01:54 AM

Originally posted by tanner40

I have heard that MOST women squat in public restrooms. I need all 2.5 of the lady posters at SBR to check in and confirm. That would explain why my ex could squat almost as much as I could at the gym

Confirming the squat ( on the rare occasion that there is no option to wait it out). Also, after iwanttowins Michigan pick last weekend I don't know if I believe he has a 6 inch expanding penis.

compaqDikk · 10-08-11, 02:50 AM

i deliberatlty urinate all over public stalls

doublej95 · 10-08-11, 06:42 AM

if the bathroom is pretty clean I have no problem sitting on it.

wikkidinsane · 10-08-11, 06:48 AM

lol asshole moves fills this thread. I hate dumping and then some other guy comes rushing in and lay down a load and im there struggling to shit because it is embarrassing.

Jhauglid23 · 10-08-11, 07:16 AM

haha I was the same at first... but then you've got to make some fun out of it. If you hear his ass going nuts, just try to outdo him! haha

Ice House · 10-08-11, 07:21 AM

if i have time i make the "nest"

I/O · 10-08-11, 08:27 AM

and to think, many believe this forum has really gone to shit

I/O · 10-08-11, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

a couple of times i had to go real bad and barely made it, so i ended up shitting all over the seat and wall, was pretty disgusting LOL

Can't imagine what the guy who had to clean it up thought

dude

lakerboy · 10-08-11, 08:32 AM

with at least 3 inches of toilet paper on the seat.i feel like i am sitting on a sponge

kiefynugs · 10-08-11, 08:36 AM

You know the top shelf is almost always clean.

Or you can stand on top of the bowl, crouch down and go euro style

Rio DiNero · 10-08-11, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by kiefynugs

You know the top shelf is almost always clean.

The old "upperdecker."

19th Hole · 10-08-11, 09:13 AM

California has paper toilet seat covers in
every restroom, but they always rip
when you tear out the center piece.
Wipe off the seat, cover with 3" of TP.
Most of the TP falls on the floor before you get
into position and you end up going 50% comando.

19th Hole · 10-08-11, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by diggler420

Honestly, Ill turtlehead for hours before admitting defeat and heading to the public shittrooms.

The worst is when your clubbing and someone out of the blue offers a bumb of alil somthin somethin, and if your unprepaird (shit before going out) you'll be hit immediately with violent bowl movement which will plague the rest of your evening.. club/bar bathrooms are the worst too.. this is could easily be the main reason I dont party that way that often haha.

Never happens to me...
Friends don't give friends baby laxitive.

bruins35 · 10-08-11, 09:16 AM

never poop standing up you will splash water all over your junk

jkilla990 · 10-08-11, 02:57 PM

never could do the squat, always tp that shit and sit on it and pray i dont catch anything

Ice House · 10-08-11, 06:55 PM

whats gross is so many people don't even wash their hands after . BTW those toilet seat covers are so thin it doesn't even help much.

the worst is the gas station bathrooms

chilidog · 10-08-11, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by 19th Hole

Never happens to me...
Friends don't give friends baby laxitive.

Me neither. I wouldn't do it anymore if it gave me the shits every time I did a bump.

Ice House · 10-08-11, 08:24 PM

greasy fast food and coffee give the crucial shits....yeah i hear coke is mixed with laxatives to make it seem like there is more of it. thats kinda fukked up.

i don't do that shit though. don't like uppers... rather chill and vape some good chronic

teaserpleaser · 10-08-11, 08:44 PM

I always squat over the toilet I cant stand it when my rooster falls in the water really sucks in the winter ... Cold

ROFLcopter · 10-08-11, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by laclippers504

Do you put the tissue down? Kneel? Or just bit the bullet and sit on it.....lol

"Kneel" is for those of you who get on your knees in front of the glory hole and open wide

diggler420 · 10-08-11, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by 19th Hole

Never happens to me...
Friends don't give friends baby laxitive.

true dat