Taking a dump in public restrooms....

[laclippers504]

Do you put the tissue down? Kneel? Or just bit the bullet and sit on it.....lol

[Deuce]

Sit my bare ass on the bare seat. What are you scared of???

[onetrickpony]

speaking of this, what do i do if the guy next to me taps twice? does he need tp or what, happened last week when i was at the mall.

[robmpink]

sit on the dam seat and clean my cheeks well when I get home.

[numismatist]

I would rather go in the forest. Luckily this has never occurred because I am regular as clockwork.

[spankie]

The worst is at an airport when you have to unleash machine gun diarrhea and everyone hears it.

It sux

[Philavanh]

Always tissue on the seat. Sometimes I have to hover over the seat as well. When u gotta go, u gotta go.

[laclippers504]

Sit my bare ass on the bare seat. What are you scared of???

So you're gonna sit you're bare ass on the toilet sit of a Mcdonalds in compton that druggies have probably shot up on? Homeless dudes pissed on? And numerous people left their shit on......yeah....I would rather shit in my pants.

[Sunde91]

sit on it

if there's piss on it wipe if off

a bigger problem is getting a stiffy when having to dump, only happens maybe 3x a year though

[dfberger23]

Kneel, refuse to sit on public toilet seats, fukking disgusting.

[diggler420]

Wipe it down, and double tissue that shiiit, an unfaltering tradition necessary everytime, if not at one's own toilet.

[Deuce]

So you're gonna sit you're bare ass on the toilet sit of a Mcdonalds in compton that druggies have probably shot up on? Homeless dudes pissed on? And numerous people left their shit on......yeah....I would rather shit in my pants.

I live in a respectable white collar community.

[diggler420]

sit on it

if there's piss on it wipe if off

a bigger problem is getting a stiffy when having to dump, only happens maybe 3x a year though

Gotta double tissue the dick too when this happens.. and dont lie happends more often then you mention here.. Cant help that your turd rubs your prostrate and gives u wood.

[onetrickpony]

I live in a respectable white collar community.

they dont do drugs, or piss on the seat?

[Naz18]

I live in a respectable white collar community.

When people are in their community....most people take dumps in their house....

[ebbearsfb1]

What do you mean kneel? At work since they are cleaned hourly I'll sit. Else where ill just wreck my draws.... also, is it okay if someone is in there taking a dump and I go in and make farting noises? Lol

[Deuce]

they dont do drugs, or piss on the seat?

It's my ass, I make sure my rooster doesn't touch though.

[big joe 1212]

never go in public places unless an emergency

then i use 10 layers of tp on the seat

[dfberger23]

What do you mean kneel? At work since they are cleaned hourly I'll sit. Else where ill just wreck my draws.... also, is it okay if someone is in there taking a dump and I go in and make farting noises? Lol

I guess squat would be the better term, get real close to the seat but don't sit on it.

[laclippers504]

never go in public places unless an emergency

then i use 10 layers of tp on the seat

Yeah I'm either using 10 layers or squatting/kneeling.....most probably the latter.

[matelionis]

Yeah, wtf is kneel?

[onetrickpony]

I guess squat would be the better term, get real close to the seat but don't sit on it.

this girl did that when i fuked her at a shitty motel

[matelionis]

I get it, like hover.

[diggler420]

Yeah, wtf is kneel?

A thigh burning procedure that will wear you out before your done.. Not recommended

[bradthebloke]

I always fire off those ass rockets as loud as possible. love when it splashes water hard and then I bust out laughing as im sure other people in the restroom are thinking, "God damn".

[dfberger23]

A thigh burning procedure that will wear you out before your done.. Not recommended

Yea it only works well for a quick shit. If it is taking a while to happen it can be brutal.

[Brock Landers]

a couple of times i had to go real bad and barely made it, so i ended up shitting all over the seat and wall, was pretty disgusting LOL

Can't imagine what the guy who had to clean it up thought

[BarkingToad]

The worst is at an airport when you have to unleash machine gun diarrhea and everyone hears it.

It sux

That's when having a change of shoes afterwards can help conceal your identity. On the very rare occasion I have to, it's an emergency so no time for TP. It's the 1 arm balancing hover and very thankful at that moment I work out, then a very long hand wash, multi wash with left balancing hand.

[Naz18]

a couple of times i had to go real bad and barely made it, so i ended up shitting all over the seat and wall, was pretty disgusting LOL Can't imagine what the guy who had to clean it up thought

I always wonder what kind of low lifes would make such a damn mess....now I know....

[Brock Landers]

I always wonder what kind of low lifes would make such a damn mess....now I know....

[LLXC]

Commando

[INVEGA MAN]

I CANT SIT ON ANY SEAT BECAUSE MY BALLS WILL hit the water. shit in a crouch position

[Brock Landers]

I CANT SIT ON ANY SEAT BECAUSE MY BALLS WILL hit the water. shit in a crouch position

you must have donkey balls or something

[lesterdymond]

Mummy that can, layer the top of water so the pile festers in tight quarters for everyone to enjoy.

New age upper deckers without the headache...

[ebbearsfb1]

how long till some jaborni comes in here, and ask what shari does?


nasty sbr.. pure nasty