Finish this sentence: You know you're out of shape when...

[Russian Rocket]

Here's a russian joke

RussianRocket

end of joke

Now you go

yawn...but hey you tried

[PAULYPOKER]

yawn...but hey you tried

How many Russians does it take to run the second greatest nation on earth?






























One, if he's a quick study in Japanese.

[PAULYPOKER]

What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User's Manual?




The bus and train timetables.

[Russian Rocket]

How many Russians does it take to run the second greatest nation on earth

One, if he's a quick study in Japanese.

I like that one...what's up with all the spacing?

[TheCentaur]

You get sore from playing golf

[TheCentaur]

...sex counts as exercise

...you spend around $20 at the fast food drive thru

[zizoudane10]

You probably have more boobs than the womens German beach volleyball team combined, those girls are flat

I would do them

[Carseller4]

This one is pulled from today's headlines...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2325414/Men-physically-strong-likely-right-wing-political-views.html

You know you are out of shape when you start voting Democrat.

[TheCentaur]

I would do them

They must be new, didn't see anything like that for them before

[TheCentaur]

your belly has officially become a hindrance

your heart rate while running 6mph on the treadmill is above any of the target training heart rates

[tony_come]

Sex with your dog

[spiritocenty]

You get your own turkey for thanksgiving dinner

[spiritocenty]

Whenever you wear red little kids tell you what they want for Christmas

[Swinging Johnson]

You view anyone who can easily put on their own socks as a decathlete.

[spiritocenty]

When small items go missing you have to consider first looking under your belly flap

[TheCentaur]

Whenever you make a joke about the weight you've gained people nervously chuckle

You stand up to wipe ur ass because you can't reach around sitting down

You have nothing better to do than create a mentally handicapped character from Toronto and you stay in that character for six years

[Russian Rocket]

Whenever you make a joke about the weight you've gained people nervously chuckle

You stand up to wipe ur ass because you can't reach around sitting down

You have nothing better to do than create a mentally handicapped character from Toronto and you stay in that character for six years

that last joke was one of your finest work here at the forum

[dlowilly]

When the health monitor machine at WalMart skips showing you the test results and patches you through to 911

[eaglesfan371]

When you stand up straight and cannot see your penis when looking down.

[dlowilly]

Antifa rejects your application because ur too dumpy and gay looking

[TheMoneyShot]

Man.... look at all these posters that use to post..... where the hell are they?

Even good ole Pronk.

[Cuse0323]

Think I lost an inch off my kawk.

[Sanity Check]

You know you're out of shape... when your workouts look like these leftists/socialists/democrats.

[dlowilly]

You know you're out of shape... when your workouts look like these leftists/socialists/democrats.

Hilarious

Quite sure some of SBR's libtards were in that video

[bigtymer56]

Hilarious

Quite sure some of SBR's libtards were in that video

Bumping a random 5 year old thread. Centaur just admit it...we know your dlowilly.

[dlowilly]

When you say a thread is 5 yrs old because ur too lazy to click a few buttons and see it's 7.5 yrs old

[dlowilly]

when a lower back massage rivals sex

[TheMoneyShot]

When you say a thread is 5 yrs old because ur too lazy to click a few buttons and see it's 7.5 yrs old

Don't mind Bigtymer.... guy is still stuck in 2016 apparently.